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1965-06-21
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hangin with my buds Jason Statham,Bruce Campbell, and Rob Zombie
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2005-07-18
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King of the Universe
Real Name
Kaptain Kool
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I killed my Evil twin.....'cause i'm just that bad ass
Anime Fan Since
I discovered Hellsing
Favorite Anime
Anykind ,but I really like Hellsing{the show and th manga}AND I REALLY LIKE Deathnote, and Blame,Zombiepowder,bleach is pretty cool too
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To become the worlds greastest Actor/Director......i don't understand why people don't have goals....
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uhhhh...hobbies ....*OH*well I like to sit,run around in circles with sharp things,smell things,run in the magical field of rainbows and waffles, get on MyOtaku,and kill.............especially litle furry animals
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Well,i can find any organ in the human body with my eyes closed,i'm sewper Kool,I'm REALLY GOOD AT ACTING,or so i've ben told.....I can do some voice talents,i can cross my eyes(but who can't),draw,act,hang out with friends,theres a couple of more ,but i
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007
LISTEN TO THIS!!!!!!
Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
We wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
Better off protecting your chances
Under no circumstances, should you open it
Or else it will
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
Look out!
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out!
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out!
Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
Legally change your name to Reggie,
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
Look out!
It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out!
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out!
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out!
And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out!
Steal your identity and your credit card
Look out!
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out!
Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right it's a
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive!
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit send right now!
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Monday, January 8, 2007
PUPPIES
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WWE IS KOOL
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Saturday, January 6, 2007
like i need one.......-Lynn
Who is your Magical Guardian?
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Thursday, January 4, 2007
Lynn has offically taken over
John is gone,all that is left is me,i won't be answering to anything else but my name.....Lynnard Frieur Pillinger,or Lynn....Lynnard was my mothers name,except it was Linard....and Frieur is a german word given to me by my father.....but that's all i have to say,thanx,have a nice day......
-Lynn
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Wednesday, January 3, 2007
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Monday, January 1, 2007
MWAHAHAHAHA........I KNEW IT-Lynn
how will you die? (detailed anwsers with wonderful morbid pics)
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Hey everybody,did you miss me?
Guess who's back,back again............Lynn is back,tell a friend,MWAHAHAHAHA.........that's right i'm back......I just finished and got back from Africa..You should go there,very hot though.....I'm back,so how is everybody?
-Lynn
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