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• 2005-07-18
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• Kaptain Kool
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• I killed my Evil twin.....'cause i'm just that bad ass
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• I discovered Hellsing
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• Anykind ,but I really like Hellsing{the show and th manga}AND I REALLY LIKE Deathnote, and Blame,Zombiepowder,bleach is pretty cool too
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• To become the worlds greastest Actor/Director......i don't understand why people don't have goals....
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• uhhhh...hobbies ....*OH*well I like to sit,run around in circles with sharp things,smell things,run in the magical field of rainbows and waffles, get on MyOtaku,and kill.............especially litle furry animals
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• Well,i can find any organ in the human body with my eyes closed,i'm sewper Kool,I'm REALLY GOOD AT ACTING,or so i've ben told.....I can do some voice talents,i can cross my eyes(but who can't),draw,act,hang out with friends,theres a couple of more ,but i
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myOtaku.com: Jonny Rainbow
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Thursday, December 22, 2005
zombo's,bruce campbell,and such
Hi guys,I don't have long to talk 'cause I'm waiting on a call,but I though I'd update so you didn't think I'm dead.....Hold on there's sum-1 knocking at my door..............AHHHHHHHHHHH....THERE'S A ZOMBO IN MY HOUSE!!!!*runs and shuts door to computer room*,OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG,he's breaking the door...HE'S BREAKING THE DOOR!!!!!!!HELP,HELP,HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!Wait a second*looks out front door at massive crowd of zombos in yard*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!WHERE IS BRUCE CAMPBELL WHEN YOU NEED HIM!!!!!*hears roar of chainsaw*,IT'S HIM,IT'S HIM,BRUCE CAMPBELL IS IN MY HOUSE,IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!*walks over to him*Bruce,I'm,I'm,I'm your BIGGEST fan,can I have an autoghaph?*pushes me aside,then says*,Step aside kid,I have a job to do.....*Goes and kills them all then slowly walks into fog ,and disappears*,BRUCE,BRUCE,COME BACK!!!!*he turns around then says*,hey kid,don't worry,I'll be back,'cause not matter where,or when,if there is a zombie attack I'll be there,when ever a person screams 'cause of the undead,i'll be there,if you're all alone in the dark and you hear the chilling screams of the undead,I'll be there,for I'm BRUCE CAMPBELL,DEADITE SLIGHER*then disappears*,*I drop to my knees in the middle of the rubbish and scream*,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....................!!!!!
~Jonny~
p.s.If you have no idea who Bruce Campbell is,just comment and I'll tell you.
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