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Birthday
1965-06-21
Gender
Male
Location
hangin with my buds Jason Statham,Bruce Campbell, and Rob Zombie
Member Since
2005-07-18
Occupation
King of the Universe
Real Name
Kaptain Kool
Personal
Achievements
I killed my Evil twin.....'cause i'm just that bad ass
Anime Fan Since
I discovered Hellsing
Favorite Anime
Anykind ,but I really like Hellsing{the show and th manga}AND I REALLY LIKE Deathnote, and Blame,Zombiepowder,bleach is pretty cool too
Goals
To become the worlds greastest Actor/Director......i don't understand why people don't have goals....
Hobbies
uhhhh...hobbies ....*OH*well I like to sit,run around in circles with sharp things,smell things,run in the magical field of rainbows and waffles, get on MyOtaku,and kill.............especially litle furry animals
Talents
Well,i can find any organ in the human body with my eyes closed,i'm sewper Kool,I'm REALLY GOOD AT ACTING,or so i've ben told.....I can do some voice talents,i can cross my eyes(but who can't),draw,act,hang out with friends,theres a couple of more ,but i
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myOtaku.com: Jonny Rainbow
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Saturday, December 24, 2005
hey,shhhh.....
Don't tell ,but I'm going to catch Santa,that sly devil,I need to tell ya'll something,Santa isn't all that he's cut out to be,he is the most mean,unfriendly,ugly,smelly,dirty,low-life you'll ever meet,but the only reason he's nice is because a witch put a spell on him 'cause he tried to steal one of her potions,so she cursed him to make presents,and be nice,and only able to eat and drink milk and cookies for all of forever,and thats 'cause he hates everything nice,and sweet,but theres a myth that all of the unkindness,and bad attitude was put in an hour glass,and one of these days that hour glass will run out,and there will be no more Santa Clause,but Sinath Claws(thats his REAL name),so I'd watch out 'cause Sinath Claws is coming to town,Mwhahahahahahahahahahaha.....
~Jonny~
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