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Thursday, April 6, 2006


   Heaven and Hell chess part 2
God:okay let me see...........I've got it,pawn to B5......

Satan:Well that was Point less......

God:*under breath*that's what you think.....

Satan:okay,King to F5.....

God:CHECK MATE!!!!!!!!!!

Satan:NO NO NO NO NO...........YOU WON,YOU CAN'T WIN............DAMN,DAMN,DOUBLE DAMN>_<

God:Now I order you to go back to hell,and no more of this nonsense for......lets see.......I'm booked for the next 1,000 years,okay I can scratch poker with Elvis and bigfoot in 500 years,no,no,I can't do that to them again...........how does 1,000 years sound?

Satan:Okay,but I'll be back.......you'll see and the world will be mine........yet again!!!!!!!!

God:well,until then,BE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!

*Satan disappears in a poof of smoke*

God:Okay now to call Elvis and tell him we're still on..............

That's it for now,more spoofs coming soon^_^
~Lin~

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