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Birthday
1965-06-21
Gender
Male
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hangin with my buds Jason Statham,Bruce Campbell, and Rob Zombie
Member Since
2005-07-18
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King of the Universe
Real Name
Kaptain Kool
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Achievements
I killed my Evil twin.....'cause i'm just that bad ass
Anime Fan Since
I discovered Hellsing
Favorite Anime
Anykind ,but I really like Hellsing{the show and th manga}AND I REALLY LIKE Deathnote, and Blame,Zombiepowder,bleach is pretty cool too
Goals
To become the worlds greastest Actor/Director......i don't understand why people don't have goals....
Hobbies
uhhhh...hobbies ....*OH*well I like to sit,run around in circles with sharp things,smell things,run in the magical field of rainbows and waffles, get on MyOtaku,and kill.............especially litle furry animals
Talents
Well,i can find any organ in the human body with my eyes closed,i'm sewper Kool,I'm REALLY GOOD AT ACTING,or so i've ben told.....I can do some voice talents,i can cross my eyes(but who can't),draw,act,hang out with friends,theres a couple of more ,but i
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myOtaku.com: Jonny Rainbow
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Thursday, April 6, 2006
Heaven and Hell chess part 2
God:okay let me see...........I've got it,pawn to B5......
Satan:Well that was Point less......
God:*under breath*that's what you think.....
Satan:okay,King to F5.....
God:CHECK MATE!!!!!!!!!!
Satan:NO NO NO NO NO...........YOU WON,YOU CAN'T WIN............DAMN,DAMN,DOUBLE DAMN>_<
God:Now I order you to go back to hell,and no more of this nonsense for......lets see.......I'm booked for the next 1,000 years,okay I can scratch poker with Elvis and bigfoot in 500 years,no,no,I can't do that to them again...........how does 1,000 years sound?
Satan:Okay,but I'll be back.......you'll see and the world will be mine........yet again!!!!!!!!
God:well,until then,BE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!
*Satan disappears in a poof of smoke*
God:Okay now to call Elvis and tell him we're still on..............
That's it for now,more spoofs coming soon^_^
~Lin~
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