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Wednesday, February 21, 2007


The Time
Speech class is almost done. Yay yippee yay yay. I suppose. English II next, I like that class, not only is it easy but it is fun and there are people who are funny because they ger Padrnos really mad at them. Kind of like what my first grade teacher always said to me, "You show me a tropical fruit and I will show you a Co**sucker from guatemala!" Oh wait, nevermind that was someone on my soccer team. Nevermind. Anyway.
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Speech
Grr... Anybody want to do my speech for me? I would really appreciate it. Any takers? Didn't think so. Friday I am supposed to have a five minute speech done and I haven't started it yet though. I will probably research it but not do any note cards and wing it. Maybe I will just do it. Who knows? Or maybe the magical little Elves will do it for me while I sleep? Nah, that sounds the least plausible but the one that I hope happens.
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007


BIOLOGY
hello everyone, I am sitting in biology class sitting next to Blaine trying to do a two page report explaining and showing pictures of evidence supporting the theory of evolution. GRRR I don't want to, it is due in a half hour and and I haven't even started yet!!!!!!!!!! well anyway I DON'T WANT TO DO IT. someone help me please. uh-oh. oh nooooooooooooo lol
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007


MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks to Hylian88 I listened to this song I haven't heard in a while called I wear my sunglasses at night and I also love this song it's called Rockstar nickelback sings rockstar, LISTEN TO THEM lol
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Monday, January 8, 2007


Well, I'm back.
hey how are all of you, I am back and glad of it. hopefully I can keep up with the posts, I haven't watched any anime besides Naruto lately. but anyway what I made this post to say was that a Happy New Year to all of you, I hope you can keep up with your resolutions, I don't have any but mabe by the end of this post I can think of one. *tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock* Hey just to let you all know the first of the year was my girlfriend's and my three month mark. YAY I am happy. How was all of your Christmas? And not to forget your new years? tell you what, I had to clean up the Christmas mess by myself and babysit on New Years. hah, please tell me how yours was. ok I figured out a resolution and heres what it is: I will try to keep up with our anime shows and my website, and try to make more of the story. well there you have it, it is time for an end to this epic post lol, Have a Great New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monday, December 11, 2006


Part two of my story
?1: “We have summoned your duo here upon this night to our safekeeping quarters to explain to you your destiny.”
Charlie: “What are your names?”
?2: “It is I, the wielder of the pike of legends.”
?1: “And I the wielder of the blade of slayer’s domain.”
?2: “We are the spirits of the weapons, the soul, and the life.”
?1: “We are David-“
?2: “-And Zechariahs of-“

As Bo and I were trying to listen and hear what they were saying, they continued for three and a half hours before they finally said-
David: “- angelhood”
Zechariahs: “- domkoff”
Charlie: “Well that was quite the list of forefathers, so on what occasion are you two in my dream?”
Bo: “Your dream? Last time I checked it was my dream!”
David: “Hold it! You are both in the same place. Well in simpler terms, Zechariahs and I are in both of your dreams, the same thing happening at the exact same time. We have entered your heads to tell you two your-“
Zechariahs: “DESTINY!!!!!”

As David turns to Zechariahs he clobbers his head with his fist.
David: “Zechariahs would you PLEASE let me finish?!”
Zechariahs: “Oh I am dearly and truly sorry, what were you saying?”
David: “well I can’t remember what I was saying before you cu-“
Charlie: “DESTINY?! We choose our destiny, I don’t care what any prophecy says, and we choose our destiny, not some two cent prophet wannabe off of the side of the street! “
Bo: “Yeah what he said. If you want to say we have to do it, you can try and make us do it, if you do try to make us we will whoop your rear so hard, your mouth and anus will reverse functions so you will crap out your mouth and talk out of your butt!”
David: “whoa settle down, you can choose to save the world or you can let the world get sucked into the power of evil and cause despair on behalf of onox and tuila. Your choices. What will it be?”
Charlie/Bo: “Well under those circumstances I think that I will help.”
Zechariahs: “Well then it is settled. David, shall we?”
David: “Extend your arms”
Charlie/Bo: “Ok?”

As Charlie and Bo extended their arms the pike and sword started to glow a blood red, the weapons shot through the air like bullets out of a gun. Into the hands of Charlie, the sword, and thus into the hand of Bo slammed the pike. As they held the weapons the aura glowed brilliantly blue.
David/Zechariahs: “LET’S FIGHT!”
A pike materializes into David’s hand and a sword materializes into Zechariahs’ hands. Just then David and Zechariahs charged in midair at Bo and Charlie.
Charlie/Bo: “WHA-?!?!”
David: “You must learn-“
Zechariahs: “-the ways of the weapons!”

Suddenly the sword in Charlie’s hands started to glow a blood red shine around the sword as if there was a cyclone creating it, at the same time that Bo’s pike had an extremely bright light shine from the tip as if it were a white star.
The weapons talked using telepathy as if they had minds of their own, they said

Weapons: “*Yell our sons of liberty, yell SONS OF LIBERTY!*”
Charlie/Bo: “SONS OF LIBERTY”
Weapons: “*grab each others left hand and yell in your head- ‘ultimate death’.*”

As Bo and Charlie did as the weapons said, they spun fifteen foot in the air and came down at the two souls-
Weapons: “*let go*”
They let go and braced both hand on their weapons as they spun faster and faster at the souls.
Sword: “*slash him!*”
Pike: “*Thrust at him!*”

The souls deteriorated once they were hit, Charlie and Bo were gently put on their feet standing next to each other as then they collapsed…
This was the birth of The Sons of Liberty.

Part three in the making!

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Monday, December 4, 2006


Just checking in
Hey everyone I hope you are all doing fine, I just signed in to see what was going on. a lot of things have changed, HeavenFox keep up the good work with your stories, DeathFox stay out of trouble kid you are a good person, exiledxgenesis keep true to yourself and those you wish to surround yourself with, thepinkprincess hang in there everything will be all right trust me, gaara967 keep up your homework like you always do. and everyone else I haven't mentioned, I am sorry for not mentioning you but everyone fell free to e-mail me, or contact me in any way, also have a great holiday!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006


GRRRRR
geometry test right now. in like two inutes. makes me mad because I haven't payed attention. I am SOL and JWF. yes shit out of luck and jolly well fucked
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Monday, November 20, 2006


Hey
Hey everyone how are you? I haven't been doing too well, been really busy and I haven't been able to post too much, so for a little while I won't be posting much. nice talking to you all! pm me sometime!!
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Thursday, November 9, 2006


MARCH

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh Josh Lee! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to hump you so forcibly, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"

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