Tuesday, June 6, 2006

   Edwardsville
Edward:
Rose:
Fake Ed:
Mustang:
Sue:
Rosa:
Hawkeye:
Ashley:
Danielle:

Clerk:
Driver:
Guard:

Edward: Mustang we need to talk!
Mustang: yes we do
Sue: did you know your being idolized by an entire town?
Edward: I don’t have time for that where is Hughes? (this is after Hughes has died)
Mustang: he is um Sue what did you say?
Edward: I am what!?!?!
Sue: the hole town of Edwardsville witch idolizes you Ed is 60 miles form any other trace of life
Edward: the hole town idolizing me but why?
Mustang: I heard you were popular with the ladies but to have a hole town named after you they must really love you I thank you should check it out Ed
Sue: but guys are not allowed in Edwardsville only ladies.
Mustang: than we will have to put you in costume you seam to do that well
Sue: I thank you should dress as my sister
Edward: what if I run in to your sister?
Sue: my sister she…she died when she was five but I have a picture of her hear *he pulls out a picture to show Ed* isn’t she adorable?
Edward: she’s cute and all but how I’m I going to impersonate a five year old?
Sue: give her a little age and you a wig makeup and new outfit and viola you’ll be a woman
Edward: I don’t thank this is such a good idea what if I get caught in Edwardsville?
Mustang: what’s the most that could happen you get abducted by fan girls?
Sue: what is Ed afraid of a town of fan girls?
Edward: I just don’t want them hanging all over me I have had fan girls hanging all over me before
Sue: your idolized there there’s probably a small statue of you on every corner
Edward: why a small one why not a giant on in the middle of there town?
Sue: just look at you you’re the shrimp they idolize
Edward: don’t call me a shrimp you’re the pipsqueak
Sue: I’m taller than you you bean sprout
Edward: at least I’m not a girl
Sue: at least I don’t have to dress as one to be called one
Edward: ha you admitted you were a girl
Mustang: *dialed a number* guys knock it off I’m on the phone *talking on the phone* could you pleas come to my office*
Edward: grate who else are you going to tell that I’m dressing as his sister
Sue: this is grate it’s going to be all around EHQ (east headquarters)
Hawkeye: *knocks on the door*
Mustang: come in
Hawkeye: *comes in* you needed me sir?
Mustang: Hawkeye we kneed a woman’s touch on something and you came to mind
Hawkeye: what is it sir?
Mustang: we need you to dress ed as Sue’s sister
Hawkeye: yes sir sue I need to see your sister
Sue: *hands her the photo* hear ma’am it’s the only one I got she’s five in this picture
Mustang: *back hands sue* don’t call any ranking officer ma’am you call them sir
Sue: WTF!!! *starts cussing out mustang* *sticks his foot up mustangs rear* what was that *transmuted his right arm (automail arm) in to a small canon shoots the canon they both go flying but it got his foot out*
Hawkeye: *whispers to ed* don’t mess with him when has mad* you can call me ma’am If you want
Edward: *whispers to Hawkeye* I’m surprised you didn’t shoot him*
Mustang: *cracks his back than rubs his but* was I just beat by a child oh wait I mean a girl
Edward: *back hands mustang with right hand (automail hand)* you idiot
Hawkeye: now sue don’t wreck the place what were sine things about your sister?
Sue: well she always whore close that were too big, she for some reason covered her left eye, her hair was dark green almost black, she always had to ware green no mater what that’s her favorite color, she always whore gloves even when It was hot they were like yours ed, her eyes were green, she always whore boots that made her look taller, she was always polite , and had a rather short temper when anyone called her short or any name like it I’m sure you could pull that one off Ed, and that’s about all I can remember
Hawkeye: we are going to need to go shopping and you two are coming with me
Sue: yes ma’am
Edward: Yes sir
Hawkeye: first lets get the wig and contacts *they went to a makeup shop
Clerk: can I help you?
Hawkeye: we need to dress him *pints to ed* like her except if she was hear today *hands him the picture*
Clerk: hum do you need like her today hum this is a tricky one first lets fit wings we will probably have to cut one seeing how her hair is so awkward so lets get a medium length black one *goes to the back and gets the wig* this should work *set’s the wig on a model head* so you want to go bald?
Edward: WHAT?!! NO!!
Clerk: I’m just kidding hear we will use a bald cap
Edward: *huge sigh of relief* if the girls do catch me they wouldn’t like me bald
Sue: *joking around in a girly voice* I would
Edward: of course you would you’ve seen me with hair and you’re a girl
Sue: least I don’t have to dress like one
Edward: at least I don’t have to dress like a boy to be called one Susan
Sue: ITS SUE NOT SUSAN!!
Clerk: did you see how I got the cap on
Edward: yes ah I look scary
Hawkeye: *laughs*
Edward: IT’S NOT FUNNY!!
Clerk: now for the hair *places the wig on Ed’s head and begin trimming* all dune take a look *handed Ed a mirror*
Edward: wow I really look like her I mean hair wise
Clerk: now for the contacts her eyes are green with a hint of blue so id say number 137 contact that is not a contact that is used often but it is a gorgeous one well just do both eyes so if your eye gets uncovered they wont see your beautiful yellow eyes and we sell them two at a time *he goes in the back to get the contacts*
Edward: that guy is kind of creepy
Clerk: *comes back with the contacts* do you know how to put these on
Edward: Nope never whore contacts in my life
Clerk: *explains to Ed how to put them in and lets he put them in and had no problems with the contacts going in* amazing normally it takes a few times to get the contact in but for you it was as if you had been wearing them for years
Edward: what can I say I have the talent
Clerk: no are you going to ware this out or take it off
Hawkeye: he’s going to ware it out hears your check *hands hands him a check for more than what it coast* and thank you sir common boys now to clothing *gets the picture from the clerk* thank you again Clerk: no thank you sir (Hawkeye was in her military uniform.)
Hawkeye: *they get to the department store* first we need socks *she grabs socks*
Edward: for what?
Sue: you’ll see
Edward: *Hawkeye takes them to the langrage department* *Edwards face gets as red as can be* what are we doing here?
Hawkeye: we have to get you fitted for a bra and the socks are for support
Sue: I need a camera because your face is hilarious
Clerk: are you gentlemen searching for something for this young lady?
Edward: *his face still red* no
Hawkeye: actually this may sound weird but we need to dress him as a girl
Clerk: for Halloween (it was close to Halloween or at least that’s what well say)
Edward: yes
Clerk: looks like well need a we need a 36 A *gets the bra ed needed and had him try it on* socks *stuffs him* perfect *takes it off and puts in in a bag*
Hawkeye: thank you ma’am now for close *takes the bag heads for the clothing department * Sue pick out a shirt she would have worn
Sue: *finds a green and turquoise shirts two sizes to big for ed and dark green pants two sizes too big and a bright green belt*
Hawkeye: try them on with the bra
Edward: yes ma’am *goes to the men’s fitting room and try’s on the close they fit they way there support to he puts his close back on and goes back to Hawkeye and Sue* they fit really big but that’s how she wore them can I take of this wig and contacts now
Hawkeye: no we have to try on shoes to *pays the clerk more money than it cost* thank you ma’am *they go to the shoe department* what kind of shoes did your sister where
Sue: she always wore boots that made her look taller ill go find a pair *he takes of and comes back with a boot with a thick heal and platform boots *hands them to Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: now try these on *hands them to ed*
Edward: yes sir *he put on the platform and tried to walk they were to heavy for him to walk in so he put on the heeled boots they were lighter and a little bit easer to use but he still had some trouble walking in them
Hawkeye: * made ed walk the whole department store until he got use to the shoes *
Edward: I thank I have gotten the hang of these shoes can we pay so I so I can get out of this costume?
Hawkeye: *pays the clerk more money than the boots are worth and takes Edward to the nearest restroom* change your close in there so we can head back to EHQ *hands Edward his close and contact holder*
Edward: *changes his close and they head back to EHQ*
Hawkeye: I have dune what you have requested sir
Mustang: Ed I need to see you in the outfit
Edward: yes sir *goes to the bathroom and puts the costume on and goes back to mustang*
Mustang: Edward is that really you I couldn’t tell by the why your dressed maybe you should dress sue the way she’s suppose to dress.
Sue: *gritting his teeth* Mustang*
Edward: can I take this off now?
Mustang: yes
Edward: *goes and takes the costume off than returns back to Mustangs office*
Mustang: Ed I will send you with one truck a driver and Sue because he is the only one who knows where this Edwardsville is by the way ho do you know about this place is it because you’re a fan girl your self?
Sue: IM NOT A GIRL!!! Its because theirs a rumor going around some towns and I wanted to see if it was true and allow ed to see a hole town that idolizes you
Edward: so you don’t even know if this place exists you setting me on a wild goose chance *deep sigh* this is hopeless
Mustang: you’ll set of in the morning and Sue will wait until Ed returns there will be a mounts work of food for everyone seeing how this is a long ways you leave in the morning
Edward: *that night ed keep thanking what if he gets caught in this place with all of those fan girls and didn’t sleep much the next morning they left and ed slept most of the way there*
Driver: he sure sleeps allot
Sue: he is getting ready for the day he shows up with all those fan girls were about 5 miles away he can walk the rest of the way we wouldn’t want to be spotted in the truck so drop him of hear *tries to wake ed up* Ed Ed were where you need to be you’ll walk the rest of the way so were not spotted
Edward: *sits up really fast* where are we?
Sue: were five miles from the town well get out so you can change *he and the driver gets out*
Edward: *lays back lands with a thud and sighs realy loudly* how did you guys talk me in to this? *struggling to get his costume on in the truck he finally gets it on and gets out of the truck* ok guys I’m ready
Sue: hears your food and supplies for a week if you need more just come hear and well restack you.
Edward: right* begins walking the wrong direction*
Sue: Uh Ed Edwardsville is that way *points the right direction*
Edward: *fake laugh* I knew that I was just testing you guys *he takes of in the right direction after about a mile* DAMNIT IT IS HOT!!!!!!* after another two hours he finally reached the city it was amazing form where he was standing he could see a giant statue of him self in the center of the town*
Guard: halt who goes there…wait sorry Rose what were you doing out of town?
Edward: *Ed thought quickly and sat his suitcase down and opened it* gathering supplies
Guard: I don’t remember you leaving must have been off duty your more than welcome to come in you look scared I’ve never dune any tang to hurt you before why so scared?
Edward: its just I haven’t seen you in a long time that’s all *he was really scared he’d be kicked out by a girl*
Guard: *laughs* common in don’t wait around out hear
Edward: yes ma’am
Guard: that’s just like you always polite
Edward: *walks into the city* *thanking to himself* so if this Rose looks allot like Sues sister that kind of creepy so how do I get in the town if I’m known hear ill do some investigating* starts walking towards the statue*
Rosa: *spots Ed* Rose! *waves*
Edward: *he forgets who he was pretending to be than releases he is rose so he turns his head towards the noise*
Rosa: *she runs up to him* so rose where have you been you been cooped up in your house again depressed because your not the only one who has fallen for Master Elric’s dreamy eyes the beautiful golden hair that slimming red jacket oh I could go on and on
Edward: no I have been out of town *thanking to him self* Master Elric?*
Rosa: stalking up again girl you could just buy form the stores hear
Edward: I wouldn’t want the town to run out of food
Rosa: silly Master Elric restacks every week we wont run out that’s right no one has ever seen you at the castle before why don’t you go and see him instead of moping around waiting for someone to steal him form you you could be the one he wants you don’t know you’ve never even gone to the castle
Edward: your right I should go see him *thanking to himself* that was easy all I have to do is go to the castle and find the imposter* thanks talk to you later bye *waves*
Rosa: bye *waves back*
Edward: *at the castle* finally I’m hear
Guard: who are you
Edward: Rose
Guard: I have heard allot about you your kind you’re the one who leaves town so you don’t have to use up Master Elric’s goods
Edward: yes that’s me
Guard: I’m sure Master Elric would finally like to see one of his favorite fan girls I heard it ways you idea for the statue in his garden
Edward: yep that was me *thanking to himself* boy she sure is famous around hear I thank if I run in to her I’m in hot water*
Guard: well come on in
Edward: thank you ma’am *starts to walk up the stirs to the castle*
Guard: *greats ed at the top of the stirs* welcome to Master Elric’s castle please come in and meet the man of your dreams along with the other fan girls like you remember the procreates bow until he tells you to rise and never look him in the eye
Edward: thank you ma’am *thanking to himself* there are allot of rules at least she told me or I would be clue less* *he walks in to the halls of the castle towards the throne when he reaches the throne he sees other fan girls there bowing and talking to Master Elric*
Fake Ed: Ashley you may rise
Ashley: *rises and without making eye contact* oh Master Elric I Just adore you *she sighs and blushes*
Fake Ed: Yes I know the hole town dose my dear
Ashley: I just hand to tell you in person Master Elric
Fake Ed: like you do every day
Ashley: yes Master Elric
Fake Ed: you are dismissed Danielle you may rise
Ashley: thank you Master Elric *she leaves the way she came*
Danielle: Master Elric I only wish to gaze those beautiful golden eyes *she said whale blushing*
Fake Ed: if I allow you others will want to gaze in my beautiful golden eyes so tell no one and you may look
Danielle: Thank you Master Elric *she looked into the Master Elric eyes but saw only those beautiful golden eyes*
Fake Ed: *after about five minutes of gazing* alright now Danielle you may go now
Danielle: oh thank you Master Elric thank you thank you thank you *she walked backwards down the hall still saying thank you to Master Elric*
Fake Ed: your welcome and next you must be the famous Rose everyone talks about the only one in town who has never seen me why is that
Edward: *had fallen asleep shortly after Ashley left so he didn’t even know Danielle gazed in to the imposters eyes*
Fake Ed: you may rise now Rose
Edward: *he awakes and stands up and stretches* I am sorry Master Elric I was waiting my turn and I got cramped up that’s all
Fake Ed: why have you never came and seen me before now?
Edward: I have been busy *he felt a weird feeling that he never felt before*
Fake Ed: I see seeing how you’re the last one you have allot of time so come with me *he steps down form his thrown and grabs Ed’s hand*
Edward: *he walks with her* do you normally do this to the last person
Fake Ed: no but your special
Edward: * he thought* Has he figured me out? What is he going to do?*
Fake Ed: hear sit in my chair its rather conferrable so Rose I heard you know allot about me
Edward: that is true *that awkward feeling wouldn’t go away it kept bothering Ed*
Fake Ed: ok we will start with an easy question what color are my eyes?
Edward: there a golden color
Fake Ed: correct how about my automail what arm is automail?
Edward: Right arm and left leg
Fake Ed: excellent how about a hard one when did my father leave my family?
Edward: at the age of 3
Fake Ed: you really do know allot about me do I need to continue?
Edward: No sir
Fake Ed: do you know the real reason why Rose has never visited the castle?
Edward: I told you I have been too busy *thanking to himself* oh crap he has figured me out*
Fake Ed: oh really *with his left had she punched Ed in the right arm* did that hurt?
Edward: *thanking to himself* yes but he hit me so his hand hurts so I have no choice* no did it hurt you?
Fake Ed: no Rose has automail *grabs Ed’s right hand and lets the sleeve fall* but its her left arm
Edward: how did you know I wasn’t Rose?
Fake Ed: *grabs one of his Ed outfits and tosses it to Ed* take off your costume and put this on ill be back *he leaves the room*
Edward: oh crap he has figured out I’m not Rose what is he going to do make me be with the fan girls that’s the worst thing I can thank of at the moment *he puts the close on*
Fake Ed: *knocks on the door* are you dressed yet?
Edward: yes
Rose: *walks in*
Edward: ROSE!?!
Rose: I was right you were Edward
Edward: but Sue said you were dead
Rose: he left me for dead
Edward: how much do you really know about me?
Rose: I know your height is fi-
Edward: *quickly covers her mouth* don’t say it
Rose: ok your taller than me by a half a foot
Edward: oh that’s right Sue told me you were short
Rose: don’t call me short you shrimp
Edward: don’t call me a shrimp you pipsqueak
Rose: don’t call me by my last name
Edward: oh that’s right Sues last name is Pipsqueak
Rose: I’m ready to get out of this town I have been too nice for so long to this town I found the town I had the ideas for the shrine a statue me being you so the girls could be happy I just want to get away
Edward: *without thanking* you can come back with me* *that strange feeling was still with him and he couldn’t figure it out he had never had this feeling before*
Rose: but how are we going to do that? I cant just up and leave with out a notices the hole town would go nuts
Edward: than I’ll kidnap you
Rose: that’s a brilliant idea ill hide in a suitcase seeing how I’m sma- *self loathing because she almost called herself small* any way ill hide in the suitcase as you and you dress your self as me again and take me with you
Edward: ok when do we leave?
Rose: first we write a kidnap letter
Edward: what should it say?
Rose: Hold on *get paper and a pen and begins writing* what do you thank “Dear Citizens of Edwardsville, I have kidnapped Master Elric and left town don’t come looking for him or he will be killed I don’t want anything except him I can no longer take being with all the fan girls idolizing him when I cant love him remember come for him and he dies I know it will brake my hart but it will brake yours more, sincerely anonymous fan girl”
Edward: I guess it will work are you really going to kill me?
Rose: no my hart would die if I killed you
Edward: *Ed and Rose were stand close to one another* *he still had that strange feeling about Rose* Rose
Rose: *thanking to herself* I thank ill try it* yes Edward do you mind if I call you that?
Edward: No I don’t mind
Rose: *thanking to her self* he doesn’t mind if I call him Edward he hates being called Edward what is going on* *her hart started racing and her face turns red*
Edward: I uh *begins to blush* so when do we leave?
Rose: right now lets find a suitcase *finds one in the back of the closet she sits it down and curls in to a small ball into the suitcase*
Edward: *when he went out of the castle it was dark and no one was about he headed for the edge of the town*
Guard: Rose leaving so soon but you just got into town
Edward: well I know I just love it out their the freedom to love with out feeling the pressure of others I hope I find someone like Master Elric who is nice funny smart you know
Guard: so your finally leaving us for good I knew this day would come did you at least get to say goodbye to Master Elric?
Edward: I saw him for my first time and my last today it was rather enjoyable
Guard: I hope you come back and visit from time to time
Edward: I hope I’m still welcome
Guard: of course you are we love you hear if it wasn’t for you we would be roaming the streets hoping one day to see Master Elric I’m glad he found this place probably thanks to you.
Edward: thanks
Guard: no thank you
Edward: bye *starts walking away*
Guard: Bye *begins to cry*
Rose: *she fell asleep in the suitcase*
Edward: *after two and a half hours he made it to the truck ware Sue and the tuck driver were sleeping* Sue wake up
Sue: Huh what oh its you ed run out of supplies already its only been one day
Edward: no I found someone you might want to meet
Sue: ware is she you know I cant go in the city
Edward: *he sat down the suitcase carefully and opened it* you can get out now
Rose: *stood up and starched* I was starting to get a cramp
Sue: ROSE!?!
Edward: she didn’t die after all she survived I don’t know what she did before but when I joined the military she crated Edwardsville
Sue: why didn’t you ever come find me?
Rose: I didn’t know where you were besides you left me for dead you just like your father
Sue: how so he tried to kill you and I tried to save you that is why your left half of your body is automail
Edward: will you two quit fighting driver can we go now?
Driver: *wakes up* alright I’ll go *began driving back to EHQ*
Rose: *Rose and Ed sat in the back seat and rose slept with her head in Ed’s lap most of the way back*
Sue: *as they get back to EHQ they head straight to Mustangs office* Sir we have made an amazing discovery.
Mustang: what is it sue
Sue: my sister is still alive that her *points to Rose*
Mustang: I need a full report Fullmetal
Rose: I can give you the report better than him
Mustang: ok than start
Rose: *reports everything about the town and her being the imposter*
Mustang: interesting glad you found her Fullmetal
Edward: *later that night ed goes into the room Mustang is allowing her to stay in for the time being* Rose we need to talk
Rose: what is it Edward
Edward: *sits next to her on the bed* when I’m around you I feel a strange feeling I have never felt before *begins to turn red*
Rose: *turns red* I Know I have that strange feeling to
Edward: Rose? *he leans close to her*
Rose: yes Edward? *leans in close to him*
Edward: I…*kisses her*…love you
Rose: I love you too *hugs him and begins to cry*
Edward: its going to be alright *rubs her back and rocks her to sleep*
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