Saturday, July 24, 2004

   This is made by C.E.L.L! Are you a true Otaku???
1. You MUST know what anime and Otaku is. (Duh)
2. You own at least 10 Manga.
3. You own 3 or more posters or wall scrolls.
4. You need at least 3 anime accessory, watch, chain, wrist band, etc.
5. You know the titles of at least 100 Anime, Manga, or Anime related games.
6. You draw anime or manga.
7. You have your own anime/manga characters.
8. You know the names of at least 10 anime artists or groups.
9. You know what J-pop/J-rock/J-rap is.
10. You know the names of 4 J-pop etc. artist.
11. Your favorite curse words are damn, shit, bitch and hell.
12. You find yourself calling people an igit.
13. You have at least had your own anime convention.
14. You know and use the word Baka in everyday vocabulary.
15. You get an unusual high off of talking to someone other than your self about anything Anime related.
16. You know at least 10 Asian movies.
17. Most of your friends are Otaku.
18. You love to tell anyone who will listen about how much Anime has improved your life.
19. You daydream about anime all day. You even wish some super hot character would wisp you away to some unknown anime land and fall madly in love with you. (hey it could happen)
20. You think out loud and often regret it.
21. You wish a giant sweat mark would fall down your face.
22. You wish you could kick anybody’s roba and look cool while doing it.
23. You know what Pocky, Yan-Yan, and Ramen are.
24. Ramen is a large part of your diet.
25. You’re learning, know or want to learn Japanese.
26. You always spell Otaku, Anime and Manga with a capital O, A, and M.
27. You hate it when people say japanimation or Japanese anime.(Anime is already Japanese and it means Japanese animation so just say Anime)
28. You tend to yell and scream a lot for no apparent reason.
29. You wish you were an Anime character.
30. You want to move to Japan if you haven’t already.
31. You stay up to watch Anime on school /work nights. (If parents allow it)
32. You walk up to beautiful women and say will you bear my child.
33. Or you ask some handsome man may I bare your child.
34. You sign up for every Anime web site you see.
35. You have your own web site. (Big Otakus have those.)
36. Anime is your life and you would die with out it.
37. You often ask yourself “If I didn’t love anime what would you be doing.”
38. You dye your hair or want to dye your hair.
39. You have an Anime characters name for a nick name.
40. You blow all your money on Anime stuff.
41. You named a pet after an Anime character.
42. You fell in love with an Anime character.
43. You believe in reincarnation.
44. You eat spaghetti with chopsticks.
45. Then again you pretty much eat everything with chopsticks.
46. You have learned or want to learn how to cook Japanese food.
47. You know Japanese songs but have no Idea what you’re saying. (Or maybe you do???)
48. You wink one eye and keep it closed for a while.
49. You think your hamster escapes when you go to school/work. (If you have one)
50. You’re still reading this test. (you must really love anime)
51. You make anime test for you and your friends and put it online some how.(I did)
52. You take some kind of Marshal Arts or at least respect it.
53. You curse in Japanese.
54. You stick paper over your door to keep evil out. (kami strips)
55. You spend 60 bucks or more on something Anime/Manga related.
56. You managed to drag anyone around you into some kind of Anime/Manga.
57. To get into a hotel free you say something about a dark cloud looming over a room.
58. You know what “Those who Hunt Elves” is. (To my surprise not many people do.)
59. You wish swords were legal to carry on the streets.
60. You love video games.
61. You tend to talk when you fight.
62. You have dreams about anime.
63. You know what Hentai is. (And know it can be a good thing.)
64. You own a Japanese good luck charm.
65. You own your own Anime/Manga Company. (Or at least plan to)

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