Monday, December 20, 2004

Heart of the Cards... Please don't screw me over!
(Hyeh hyeh... I thought that was freaking hilarious the first time I read it in some fanfic... It still makes me burst into giggles now! Oh, please tell me if you know what fic it's from! Pretty please?)

Hi, all. How goes it? I was just online, and I thought I'd stop by.

O_o... Oh my freaking God... Do you remember when I said I beat Silent Hill with a Bad+ ending? Well... My Mom beat it a couple days ago... With a Good+ ending!! O.o Of course, she had help, but... Gawd. And I thought only Jacob could make me feel such a mixture of pride and jealousy... >> Huh. Well, she can't melee battle for crap, so, I guess that's good enough... Yet it frustrates me to no end, watching her use up all her bullets. << Yikes.

Okay, okay, I usually try to let the randomness of my so-called "Subject" stay out of my post, but I figger I 'ought to explain to you non-YGO fans. ^^ See, there's this guiding force having to do with the ancient game played 3,000 years ago the Duel Monsters/Magic and Wizards game is based off of, and the magic force has leaked into the game. If you belive in yourself, have something to duel for, and belive in your deck, your luck instantly increases 100-fold, and you get to prattle on endlessly about how your friends support you and your opponents' don't so neener neener neener... and ... and... stuff. It's a pretty big thing in YGO, as the only one who manages to succeed without it is Kaiba, and he only gets off so easy because he's the reincarnation of some ol' priest. Among other things, but I don't want to get into the Elitist Head-Eating Bishie-Fangirls rant right now. Friendship is Key, as with everything else Yugi and his Easy-to-make-fun-of Other Self do. If you don't have friends, well, your ass is screwed. But I digress. The Heart of the Cards is a pretty serious thing in YGO, and you'll often hear the Other Yugi or Jonouchi muttering, "Heart of the Cards... Guide me!" Or, "I must put my faith in the Heart of the Cards," or something of that nature, when they're in tough spots in the game. They start kicking ass soon after. But I, once again, digress. When I heard--er, read-- the Other Bakura say this, I swear I almost fell out of my chair. I usually say this when me 'n Jake play the YGO TCG, and I'm in a tough spot. I haven't been keeping track of whether or not it works. Oh well. YGO fans might think it's funny, seeing as it kind of makes fun of the Other Yugi. I like him, honest, but sometimes I want to yank him of his self-rightious high-horse and give him a swift kick where the sun don't shine. And not because he beats down the Other Bakura so much. ('Cuz that's funny, too!) I don't know why he pisses me off so much sometimes. He just seems to be a bit of a hypocrite sometimes. But that's a rant for another day. ^^

Now that I've totally ruined the humor of my quote, how about another funny quote? A convorsation between Insector Haga (A.K.A. Weevil Underwood) And Dinosaur Ryuuzaki (A.K.A. Rex Raptor) From a YGO fic I just read. ^^ It's in Rex's POV, by the way.

Quote of the Moment:

I draped my arm around his shoulders. "Hey, Underwood, just don't go gangsta, okay? The last thing Domino needs is Wee-diddy running amok!"

He cupped his chin in his hand and gave me an evil smile. "Actually, I was going to call myself Snoop Buggy-Bugg, but I like Wee-diddy better! Thanks, Rex!"

"Weevil, please tell me you're joking."

"WEE-DIDDY IS IN THE FUTHAMUCKIN' HIZZ-OUSE!!!" He shouted.

I placed a hand on my temple. "Goddamnit."
~

Find the fic, (As well a many other neato things,) at www.geocities.com/ryuzaki13/
^^ Beware-- Duke/Otogi-bashing, DOOM-bashing, Generally-every-season-after-BC-bashing, and, for a fic 'n a half, Haga-bashing. But, I lived through it, and so can you!

Well, see you later! And if I'm not back by then: Merry Christmas! ^^
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