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Birthday
1990-08-10
Gender
Female
Location
Hell
Member Since
2004-08-12
Occupation
Cave tour guide.
Real Name
Bob the Recovering Alcholic
Personal
Achievements
Won third place in a creative writing contest for my poetry.
Anime Fan Since
um... since Gundam Wing came out i guess
Favorite Anime
Gundam Wing & Rorouni Kenshin Oh, and Fullmetal Alchemist, and Trigun, and YuYu Hakusho, and... *names off shows for hours.*
Goals
To be a hobo who lives under a bridge and eats opposumes.
Hobbies
Writing and drawing
Talents
None. ^^
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Wednesday, January 12, 2005
T#1, T#3 and T#4 are the only ones who will get this really. But it's funny!! ^^
Dustin: Why, hello!! *smiles as he looks at a camera.*
Dencue: *walks in and looks at the camera confused.* Um... why is there a camera here?
Dustin: *is still smiling* I am making a video of our life as a married couple!!
Dencue: Dustin, honey, we've been married for fourteen years. We have a daughter who's sixteen. What's there to tape?
Dustin: *looks up considering this* Well... nothing I guess... but it'll be fun.
Dencue: The only thing that will be fun for this video is when I break the news to you. *smiles evily*
Dustin: *blinks* news? What news? Are you hideing another man from me?!
Dencue: Yeah. *she rolled her eyes* I'm still with NS.
Dustin: I'm being seriouse!!
Dencue: Well I'm not. *she leaned down and kissed him.* Just don't worry about it. You'll find out soon enough.
Andmel: *walks in eating a bagel* So did you tell dad your pregnant yet?
Dencue: U.U No Andmel. I didn't yet... --* Sometimes I wonder why we had you.
Dustin: *is in shock*
Andmel: *smiles* Because you guys were young and in love!! And you were stupid enough. Any other questions?
Dencue: Go away now Andmel. Please.
Andmel: *finishes bagel and smiles again* Why? You not wanna hear the truth? Heres some shocking news!
Dencue: *blinks i horror* What?!
Andmel: I'm pregnant too!!!
Dustin: *is now out of shock* WHAT?!!!
Dencue: You better not be girl!
Andmel: Oh, yeah. Me and Michael really like each other. *she walked out laughing.*
Dustin & Dencue: *run out and find Michael.*
Michael: Hi Mr. and Mrs. Hajime. *smiles* Whats wrong? You guys look worried.
Dencue: You touch my daughter again and I kill you!!!
Dustin: *holds Dencue back* You better not have gotten her pregnant!
Michael: ^^;;;;; What are you guys talking about?! I barely even talk to her!! I never touched her I swear!!
Dencue: Andmel said you got her pregnant!!
Michael: That evil little...
Dustin: What do you mean?
Andmel: *walks by laughing* Sorry Michael, but you knew pay back was comeing.
Michael: --* I'm gonna kill her!
Dustin: Not if I do first.
Dencue: *laughs* Like mother like daughter I guess. ^^
Andmel: um... You guys are plotting my death now aren't you? O.O
Dustin & Michael: YES!!
Andmel: eep! *runs* I guess I should think out my pranks better from now on. ^^;;;;;;
Dencue: *sits down and laughs at them* Yep, Just like me...
Andmel: Mom!!! Help me!!!*is still running*
Dencue: *holds up the camera so it catches everything* No thanks. That was a very mean thing you did. Hey, Dustin, this video may be more exciting than I thought. ^^
Andmel: I hate you!!!! *runs faster*
----------15 years later-----------
Keigo: *throws a book at Jamie* Go bother your sister!!! I'm sure Andmel has something she can do with you!!
Jamie: *catches the book and sets it down* Andmel's gone...
Keigo: Where'd she go?! Why'd she leave you here?! ::grummble, grummble::
Jamie: Because she knows that you love me more than she does. :D
Keigo: Your a liar!!! No one loves you!!! Go away!!
Jamie: ;-; that's so mean Keigo...
Keigo: What's mean, is you not leaveing me and Dia alone!!!
Jamie: and let you guys make-out unsupervised? }:) Not a chance!!! *smiles evily*
Dia: *clears her throat* Look, Jamie... GO AWAY!!!!!!! NOW!
Keigo: You heard the lady. Go.
Jamie: ;-; You don't love me Dia?
Dia: Truthfully, NO!!! I hate you!!
Keigo: *laughs* Your terrable at lieing.
Dia: Yeah I know. Please go away Jamie?
Jamie: ;-; You two are mean.
Dencue: *walks in* Jamie, want a bagel?
Jamie: BAGELS!!!!!! *jumps up and runs out.*
Dencue: *looks at Dia and Keigo who are curled up on the couch* I'm only overlooking this because you two aren't my kids, and I don't have to worry if you get her pregnant. Not my problem.
::they all hear Xephey crying::
Dencue: Oh, no!!! Dustin got her drunk again!! I gotta go before he makes her feel worse than before!! *runs out*
Dustin: Yeah, You and dad should've never had Anubis. He's a bad kid you know. And don't get me started on... *is cut off*
Dencue: Dustin Hajime!!! *grabs his ear* Go eat a bagel. NOW!!
Dustin: owowowowowow!! Ok! Yes master!!! *runs off*
Xephey: He's right!!! *cries* I shouldn't have had them!!!
Dencue: the only thing he is, is a jerk who's sleeping on the couch tonight. You did nothing wrong. Ok?
Xephey: *shakes her head*
Dencue: I gotta go now. Will you be ok?
Xephey: *shakes her head*
Kota: *Walks into the room with Keigo and Dia* You know, any normal parent would skin you Keigo. Your grandpa would probably.
Keigo: *falls off of Dia* I didn't do anything I swear!!!
Kota: I don't care. Just don't get her pregnant. Last thing I need is your mom crying because shes a grandma again. *sighs*
Keigo: O.O O-Ok....
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