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Wednesday, December 22, 2004


Christmas with Mike
I find lack of oxygen very disliking. I think it’s because I enjoy breathing for one, and the fact that breathing keeps me alive. Sadly, Michael Mackenzie doesn’t understand… I should have figured seeing how he’s my brother; you think I’d know that by now. I suspect we all know it’s Christmas time… a lot of families are celebrating with their families, and having a great time… or a crappy time.

I, on the other hand, am celebrating Christmas with Michael: The Christmas crazy reindeer… we also call him Rudolph, because the cold turns his nose to a really bright red. Well, having a Christmas-crazy reindeer-kid for a brother, you become extremely paranoid around the one holiday. Why, one minute you’re having a great time, and you’re walking to your bedroom door, when all of a sudden, a thousand mistletoes poke your eye out, or you get bitch-slapped by tinsel for saying “Christmas sucks…” Face it, During Christmas time, your life is in danger around here… no one is safe from the almighty Michael: The Christmas-Crazy Reindeer… (And his five ‘reindeer’ bi7ch3s (Censoring for the holidays, folks) that are also his siblings, forced to work for peace in their home.)

It’s a very discouraging experience, mind you. I mean, to be honest, I’m afraid to even look at our Christmas tree, cause Mike always feels people are judging it for lacking in tinsel this year. I think he’s a tinsel freak, too! He must’ve slapped me with the stuff at least three times each and every night! Tinsel isn’t made of Styrofoam, you know? But, although it’s scary in our house, it’s nice to see someone put in the effort to celebrating of this holiday. Besides Alex and Aran, who were actually born on this day (the lucky dipsticks…). Whilst Jason, Dexter, Cameron and I watch them do it all and eat popcorn… but hey, we are doing that “family togetherness”, right? The only worry we have, is random slaps from Mike and his shiny tinsel whores, and my brothers coming in the house with snowball ammo, and throwing round killer globs of snow at us inside the house.

Soon enough, I’ll be too afraid to touch the snow, cause several times I’ve almost drowned in it… or so it seems. Waking up, and being pelted by the stuff isn’t the best experience to have, y’know? But all in all, it’s nice to see so much union (for once) in my home… though the oddness is still alive and kicking, it’s something that’s certainly brought us closer… let’s just hope it doesn’t bring our relatives, who’d kill you for a Christmas cookie. o_o;;

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