Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Brothers Don't Like Eggs
I realize how Easter was a while back, but I haven't posted for that, and I find that this is an interesting day. Well, like always, we went out for that Family get-together Easter thing, and after my brother Randy arrived the night before, Jenna (His 3 month old daughter) none of got to sleep. Which was a really bad thing for us, cause Mike gets vicious. Mike doesn't like being awake for any reason, and the first thing he did, was simply throw a blanket over Jenna's head, and fall asleep.

Randy was just about ready to whack Mike for throwing a blanket over his daughter's head, but stopped after seeing that Jenna had just fell over, sound asleep o_O; all we could say was Mike was surely to be best at parenting in later years, but anyway. When we arrived out to where this whole get together thing was held (I sleep in the car, and wake up lost and confused, lol. >_>) but when we arrived, my brothers (Including the newest discovered addition-- Alex, Aran's fraternal twin, making me one of nine... or is it ten? ... eleven? O_o; pfft, you try and count them all... they all look alike... sort of... almost? Bah, whatever. Anyway, so after arriving, we met up will all those relatives that we really don’t like, due to the fact that they go around patting your head, and saying, “Hey shorty!” or, “Hey… you” oh yeah… that just warms my heart up to be called small -_-;

So, after seeing everybody, and finally sitting down next to Mike who was busy making one of our smaller cousins jump up and down for an Easter egg, while saying, “Come on, jump for it! Jump!” I would have stopped him… but, I’m not that nice, so I didn’t, which is why my aunt smacked me upside the head with a spoon… something tells me people like to smack me upside the head with stuff O_o; so, the Eater Hunt was gonna begin, which was cool, until I saw the three terrors slowly pop out of the house, my brothers are usually good, but when it comes to children and ruining their fun, they are the kings indeed. So, tons of little kids are running about, finding eggs and stuff, but I noticed my brothers, and knew what they were up to, so, as fast as I could, I rounded up the kids (Which they’re like little duckies! Them kiddies quack when you tell them too, also! lol) and had them run inside.

For about five years now, my brothers have been known to tease the kids, and make them jump for eggs, and last year, they threw eggs at them… real ones… jerks. So, after leading the kids in, I let them out, and each of them had about four eggs, like the one my brothers used. The kids pelted my brothers with eggs… if I’ve ever said, “This is the Happiest Day of My life” it had to be this on moment. Beautiful, just beautiful… nothing can beat that, lol. Revenge is sweet… only when you smile, and your victim catches you, and knows you did this to them… run. Run as far as your little legs can carry you… or else, you get hurt. Which was my situation in this case, but that’s what I love about older brothers like Randy and Dexter. They live to serve the tiny, lol. And they did, pushing my three evil brothers into a freezing pool, and now, they’re sick. Oh yeah, that was Randy and Dexter’s present to Cameron, and I can’t help but agree how suitable it was for him, lol. But not that’s over, and Jenna’s crying won’t let us sleep… and Mike can be real malevolent sometimes… O_O;
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