Tuesday, May 25, 2004

“Send Me All Your Vampires!”
LOL. The even itself had happened on the 22nd, only a few minutes after I had gone offline, and went to randomly stick to one of my brothers, until they told me to go away, lol. I was walking downstairs, and I had tripped… I don’t know why… I always trip… I suppose it could be because I hate having my shoes tied, so I let the shoelaces dangle. It’s just more comfortable to me like that, heh. Well, I took quite a tumble and Alex stopped me, and then, he picked me up, and just ran off into the living room with me.

Something was going on, it was pretty conspicuous, seeing as how my brothers, Aran and Gavin were skipping around… that’s pretty normal to us though, lol. Alex dropped me on the floor, and laughed.

“Back! Back you beast!” The idiots in the center stopped skipping, and turned to the stairs.

There, Cameron had a bat, and was swinging it blindly. Mike on the other hand just stared, seeing how the bat made absolutely NO contact with him. We all shook our heads.

“This is just sad… Mike is going to pulverize him if he gets that bat.” We all pretty much said that at the exact same time, and we stopped shaking our heads, after hearing this huge ‘slam!’

“VAMPIRES!”

That was the first thing all my brothers had said, at the exact same time, too, scattering about lol. I guess they’re more paranoid then I, which makes me plenty happy. ^_^ There was another huge ‘thump!’ and the boys had screamed again, only this time it was “WEREWOLF!” and Gavin had jumped into Aran’s arms, with his arms wrapped tightly around his neck, screaming. There was an awkward silence, and the rest of us stopped, and stared at him. Gavin continued to scream, and the word “SPIDERS!” was heard, after Gavin had felt Aran’s extremely long bangs touch his face, and he started swatting his hands about, randomly smacking Aran again, and again… he missed, but then hit him once again after that. Gavin then paused, and opened one eye slowly. He turned to the rest of us, which we were shaking our heads in disbelief. It was from his screaming; that was when we figured out it was he who was the one with the extremely high, feminine voice, lol. But. The other boys didn’t comment, cause they too scream in high-pitched voices. I just laughed. Gavin turned, and looked up, and he suddenly poked his right eye, after it made contact with Aran’s nose.

Gavin opened both eyes soon after, and stared at Aran. There was an awkward silence again, and some nervous coughing in the background.

“Their faces are way too close.” Said one.

“Maybe they’ll start making out, here, and now. I’m scared…” Said another.

Aran growled deeply, and Gavin smiled sheepishly.

“You have pretty eyes, Aran.” Gavin said.

Aran’s hair slightly shifted up- then downward. Obviously, he slightly jerked his head back in shock.

“Dude. Don’t be gay.” And with that, Aran pulled his hands in opposite directions, and dropped Gavin on the floor. “And lose some weight, you fat elephant. You almost killed me.”

And with that, Aran walked away. He tried to hide his face under all that hair, but it was no use. I could see him blushing underneath it all… and that’s a lot of hair, too lol. It’s thick, and it’s rarely brushed, and it covers his face from his forehead, down to the tip of his nose.

“I’m not fat… what’s he talking about?”

The rest of us shook our heads at Gavin, but then, there was a ‘thump!’ Gavin jumped up, and climbed onto Alex’s back, yelling. This time, in a more “mannish” tone, though. This, startled Alex, and in doing so, he ran off, with Gavin still on his back, and jumped at Cameron, who ran, extremely slowly, and then tried to climbed onto Aran’s back, only to end up falling on him all together, lol.

“Get off me!” Aran struggled, but couldn’t manage to move under all the weight.

Mike walked back downstairs from his hiding place, after everyone had scattered about, and his mouth fell slightly open, when he saw his brothers in a pile on top of each other.

“Erm… I… um… I don’t think that’s how you do it, boys. I believe you’re missing the woman within this um… ‘Love’ triangle… Or maybe it’s a square…? Quadrilateral? … Of men…? And the fact that you’re all men… in a pile… in awkward positions… on Aran…” There was an awkward silence coming from Mike, and then he spoke again. “Since when was Aran so attractive in the eyes of men? How long have I been gone?”

Aran glared, and began throwing the others off him. I decided to help, and in doing so, I was suddenly hit. Nothing too bad, just the fact that Gavin smacked into me, and we fell over—and when I opened my eyes, he had his arms wrapped around my neck, and his eyes were closed. Aran grabbed him, and looked as if he were about to beat him, but the sound went off again, and Gavin squirmed away, and ran into the huge cupboard where he used to hide during hide and seek, lol.

“What is that noise? If it doesn’t stop, I’ll eventually have you ALL latching onto me.” Aran opened the cupboard, and jerked Gavin out by his ear, and dragged him, and the rest of us off. The noise was coming from the den, which… we didn’t know why, and we didn’t know what it was. So, we turned on the lights outside the screen door. The light started to turn on, but then, it went out. We all glared at Mike, who just smiled back.

“I meant to change that… but… there was a worm and snail racing on the floor, and I was watching them, and forgot why I was out there, heh.”

Aran shook his head… we were doing that a lot during this event. There was a slam again, and Mike had just unlocked the door, he jumped back, and the hand that was still placed on the handle, pulled the door open, and once again, we freaked out, running around in the dark blindly. There was howling, barking, and the sound of long nails clicking on the floor.

“I told you it was--” Cameron had started to speak, but was cut off by Jason.

“WEREWOLVES!!”

“You idiots. Those aren’t real! Like the doctor’s theory of you two having a brain!” Aran tripped. I could tell, cause there was a short, “Oof!” after he spoke.

“Send me all your vampires, you beast!” Cameron had obviously flipped his lid, and we all just started. We couldn’t see him, but we knew where he was.

“Cameron, you idiot! Werewolves aren’t in association with Vampires!”

“How would you know? VAMPIRE!”

We would’ve argued more, but there was this sudden sound of small growls, and ripping, along with Alex’s screams.

“They’re eating Alex! Quick! FLASHLIGHT! Must see this!” Cameron scrambled around, looking for a flashlight, and he soon started yelling himself. “They’ve got me!”

I looked towards Mike, and we shook our heads.

“The lights are on… you people are pathetic.” Mike and me shook out heads, while suppressing our laughs.

“Hey Alex… put some pants on.”

I don’t know why, but Alex’s pants, were missing, lol. We think Alex just has a knack for losing his pants. Then, one of our dogs slowly walked up, with Alex’s pants in his mouth. It wasn’t any surprise to us—Alex has lost his pants to dogs so many times; he may as well go around pant less, lol.

“I would like my pants back, please! And my dignity…” Alex came up, and scolded the dog, which then rammed him down in a playful way and began to go after his shirt, dropping the pants. It was at this time, I had picked up his pants, and watched Alex fight for his shirt, lol

With one last tug, Alex’s shirt came off, and the dog took off happily and sat in a corner ripping it up. Then, the back door opened. Mom stepped in, and all the bags fell to the floor.

“What… are you doing with Alex’s pants, Gianna?”

I turned, and looked down. I had forgotten I had Alex’s pants. Cameron walked up behind me, and smirked.

“Yeah, Gin… what are you doing with Alex’s pants?”

Mike smiled, and patted my head. “I didn’t know you were like that… Better keep one eye open while I sleep, eh?”

I gestured to them, ordering them to stop, but it kept coming.

“I think that’s frowned upon in this state, y’know?” Alex came up and sniggered at me, while pointing.

“Does this mean you’re a pant thief?” Gavin tightened his belt, and looked at me awkwardly.

At this time, mom just stared at me, and I could see her eye twitch slightly.

“Um… I… can you prove that I took his pants?” (It was a last resort! >_>;)

“Dude. You have his pants in your hands.”

Mike was right. I kept forgetting about his pants, lol.

“I—It was Gavin!”

“Gavin isn’t even here anymore. He’s getting beat up by Aran.”

Mike was right again. Gavin was being smacked left and right with one of the couch pillows, lol. Mom just shook her head, and sighed.

“I can’t leave you guys alone anymore.” She said, and she picked up the stuff, and went to clean the fridge. My other brothers sniggered behind my back, and I just glared at them, shaking my fist.

“You’ll get yours just wait! I know where you live! … With me!”

So, I stomped off, and gave our more destructive dog Alex’s pants, which she ripped to shreds, lol. I learned something, though. I can’t ever ask my brothers for back up, cause if I do, they’ll turn it against me. >_<

(Any mistakes made shall be edited tomorrow) ^_^;
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