Wednesday, June 15, 2005

   Okay! Story time!
XD Alright! Well my brother was telling stories last night and they were hillarious! So I am going to tell you guys one of the stories! Check it!

Okay. So I was just laying down in bed reading a book just minding my own business when all of a sudden the cool ade dude comes crashing through my wall! Im like (Why the--). So then he starts saying "Oh yeah!" all over and all these kids come out of no where and start cheering and drinking coolade out of the guy! And he has like an open top to so things fall into him all the time! And the kids are just standing around jumping and cheering and drinking from the coolade guy! And hes all "Oh yeah! Oh yeah!" and Im like "Oh no Mr. Coolade man. Oh no." And then hes like "Oh yeah. and I am "Oh no.". So hes spilling coolade everywehre because of his open top and my parents are going to be home soon! I mean! Who the hell is going to clean up my room? And where did the kids come from? They just appeared out of no where! I was just reading my book and you come in "Oh Yeah" and everything! "Oh no Mr. Coolade. Oh no. Get out."

Yeah. Thats it. XD Im sorry! I thought that one was hillarious! But I do have another one though! =D

Okay. So I was dreaming last night I was on the beach. And all of a sudden this giant crab comes out of no where and starts chasing me. He had these lightning eyes that he shot at me and he was wearing sandles on top of that. So after I woke up I was liek really happy I was awake. The dream was scary. So I called up my friend and told him my dream. So he got out this dream book he had and he looked up crab. "It says that if you have a crab in your dream you are gay." I was liek "What the hell? Um...he had sandles too." "Sandles...Hm..Ok. Sandles means you are super gay He didnt have lightning eyes did he?!" "Yeah..he did. Why?" "Well that means you are super, super, sup gay! The crab is chasing you and you are running away form it because you are running away form you gayness. You have to embrace your gayness. Touch it. Feel it. Dont be afraid." Now by this point I was starting to get a little scared. I mean, what kind of book is that. o_o So I hung up the phone and went back to slepe but by the time I was there the crab was there too! He was waiting for me. So..I never went to sleep again. THE END!

XD Sorry! It seems funnier when he tells it but thats about it on what my brother told us! Its fun a CD he bought! XD Buh byes now!
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