Sunday, April 18, 2004

Man I hate Mrs. Jones. She is our teacher for three weeks. Because our real teacher is pregnat. So we have sub. She is mean. She is only nice to a girl. Her name is Bre. She got that attidude. My friends and I call teaher's pet! Just what couple days ago Bre said she hates Mrs. Jones. And on Friday she said likes she Mrs. Jones. And that that stupid teacher made us write a half of page summary on a small chapter. And she takes 30 points off your paper if it's late only one day!!! And the teacher made me sooo mad that i cussed her out in russian. And i did that outloud. Of course she didn't understand me!!! So there that was my pay back for making me mad!!!

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Saturday, April 17, 2004

Don't you just Love this picture! It made insane!!!
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Hey guys sorry i haven't uptade for a while. That's because i was busy lately. You know the teachers they will give you work before the end of the school year! And then i was just thinking about next year. I am going to 7th grade next year. That is kinda hard for me to believe. That is because i moved here 3 years ago. You can say i haven't got used to the new home. Well later!
P.S I will probably uptade more often during the summer.
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Monday, April 12, 2004

this is a fanfic that me and my friend wrote.tell us what you think of it:)

It was a sunny day. The Sanzo’s party was driving through the town when they herd a scream.
“Give me all your money little girl and I might let you go”, said the bully.
“But I don’t have any money.” The girl said.
“That’s bullshit. You always have money.”, the bully said.
Sanzo: If you want the money you’ll have to work for them.
Bully: What did you say you stupid monk? You can’t even kill a bug?
Gojyo: Man I am warning you, you don’t want to go there.
Bully: Oh yeah. Look who is talking you red head girl!
Girl: Hey you four morons that one is mine, so you can butt the fuck out here.
The Sanzo party: Huh?
Goku: You know she kinda reminds me attitude of someone we all know!
Sanzo: *points the gun to Goku’s head*what did you say?
Goku: Nothing
Sanzo: Good.
Hakkai: Is it just me or Sanzo is in a good mood.
Sanzo *points his gun to Hakkai’s head*
Hakkai: Good it’s just me.
Gojyo: Oh shit, it looks like it’s gonna rain.
Sanzo: What did you say?
Gojyo: I said IT IS GOING TO RAIN TODAY. Can’t you hear me you corrupted monk?
Sanzo: I’m in an even better mood now. Want me to express my feelings on you with a gun?
Gojyo: I depends on which gun…I mean…how ya doing?
Sanzo: Fuck you!
Gojyo: I would like that
Sanzo: What!? I’m not gay…unlike you, you horny half demon.
Hakkai: Now, now you two settle down.
Sanzo and Gojyo: *both think at the same time (what are you gay?)
Goku: Hey where is the girl?
Girl: What the hell are you talking about? You fucking bastards!
Gojyo: Now look Sanzi you made the girl mad?
Sanzo: What did you called me? That’s it you are going to hell!!!
Bully: What are you gay? *screams so the entire town heard him* Priest Sanzo is Gay!
Sanzo: That’s it buddy you are going straight to hell! Oh and yeah while you are there, tell the Merciful Goddess that I HATE HER AND I SWEAR I AM GOING TO KILL HER!!!
Bully: FUCK YOU!!!
*Bang, bang, bang, bang. *
Hakkai: Oh look Sanzo had a great day today.
Goku: You’re sure?
Sanzo: I have to say yes. I just need a beer in a baby bottle, and a dipper change, then ill be fine
Gojyo: what did you just say?
Sanzo: agog, gaga.
Goku: Huh?
Hakkai: You are in luck I believe there is a baby store in the inn.
Sanzo: For the first time in my life, I was joking. Now mommy Gojyo, hurry up with the milk.
Gojyo: Eat my banana!!!
Sanzo: I am afraid that babies at my age cant do that.
Goku: Hey Sanzo I thought that was our game?
Sanzo: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!
Goku: Well sorry. * Comes up and kisses him on the lips*
Sanzo: Hey Gojyo cancel that banana stuff. I have a better toy.
Hakkai: Don’t forget to use a condom.
Sanzo and Goku: Sure no sweat man.
Gojyo: Oh and yeah keep it down guys. You don’t want to scare people around you.

Narrator: And even so, at 12am, there were loud “yeah, do it faster baby” noises coming from the bedroom




THE BLOODY HELL END

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Sunday, April 11, 2004

They're evil, don't you think so?


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Friday, April 9, 2004

Hey guys i know i haven't uptade for awhile. Sorry i was busy. So how is it going? What's new in your world?
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004

   O.k i got a question. What do you do when your enemies are trying to become you friends?
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Sunday, March 28, 2004

   Once upon a time there was a princess named Sanzo. He was truly beautiful. There was a prince named Goku. He was beautiful and handsome also. He was in love with meat buns and egg roles. I dunno why he ever went to save princess Sanzo in the first place…maybe he was gay. Princess Sanzo had an evil stepmother named Gyokumen Koshu. She hated Sanzo because he stole Lirin from Koshu. I guess that Lirin and Koshu were married.
BACK AT THE 7 GNOMES HOUSE
There are strange noises coming from the kitchen.
“Come on! Do it faster Gojyo!!! Come on! Ohhhh!” Hakkai said trying to catch his breath
“I cant do it any faster! I’m doing the beast I can!” Gojyo answered back
“ I know you can do it faster than that! You did it better the last time we cooked!” Hakkai said
“The dough is almost ready. I’m almost dune!” Gojyo yelled out.
“ How do you expect me to make meat buns if you don’t do it faster?!” Hakkai questioned Gojyo.
WHILE BACK AT THE PALACE
Sanzo is polishing his gun. Koshu walks in and says:
“ If you keep wasting your bullets on that demon scum, were not going to have enough to send you hunting for pig, although we could eat you instead, you do look good.”.
Sanzo interrupts: “mom! Don’t start with that gay stuff!”
Koshu slaps Sanzo and says: “how does liking you make me gay! Unless you are..”
Sanzo interrupts: “ ok, lets change the subject!” he thinks to him self: “that was close! She almost found out that im a woman!”
AT THE GNOMES HOUSE
Gojyo wipes his hands on his pink apron: “what’s dune is dune”
Hakkai washes the dishes and says: “ the meat buns should be dune in about…30 minutes”
Lirin overheard them and said: “ I cant wait that long!! Im hungry now!!”
Hakkai puts his arm on her shoulder and says: “ well, just be patient”.
BACK AT THE PALACE
Koshu thought three long nights of a way to get rid of Sanzo. She didn’t think of anything though. Until Ni mentioned that she could order the guards to tie him to a tree in the woods so a demon would eat him. She did just that. She ordered the guard to tie Sanzo to a tree.
That night, while Sanzo was tied to a tree, our handsome prince Goku was traveling on an empty stomach. By the time he got to sanzo's tree, he was soo hungry, that he couldn’t make out anything of what he saw. When he saw Sanzo, he thought that he was a sausage and said: “wow! Who would leave a tasty, cooked sausage in the middle of the woods?”
Goku walked towards the tall skinny sausage, and licked Sanzo. Because of the awkward taste, he jumped back in horror and said: “WHAT THE HELL?!” Sanzo answered back: “that should be my line. I guess ill have to waste my last bullet on you.” Goku quickly untied the princess, and asked: “ I assume you want a bath now. The 7 gnomes house is a mile away. “ Sanzo answered while wiping his face off: “I want clean clothes too.
They started the journey. After 3 long days, Sanzo and Goku got to the 7 gnomes house. There, Hakkai, Gojyo and the other 5 gnomes greeted them with meat buns. On the way to the entrance of the house, Gojyo walked up to Goku and asked hoping to get a foolish answer: “so, who’s meat buns are hotter, mine or that hot princess over there?” Goku answered, thinking that Sanzo is a woman: “well, she never cooked for me, but your meat buns are pretty hot.”
Laughing hysterically, Gojyo walked over to Sanzo, and grabbed his ass. Sanzo pushed his hand away, answering in a manly voice: “what are you? Gay?”
Gojyo jumps away in horror: “ holly s*#t! You’re a man!”
INSIDE THE HOUSE
Hakkai introduces the other five gnomes: “ that over there is kougaiji, the one eating a meat bun is Lirin. The one putting on a wig is yaone. The one painting his nails is dokugakuji. The one in the living room is beast boy (from teen titans) what he's doing here, I have no idea. Now that I introduced everybody, GET YOUR A$$ES IN BED! goodnight”.
The next morning Sanzo goes to use the restroom. Gojyo accidentally brakes in and in amazement says: “holly s*^t! You’re a woman! Lets get together!”
After that little comment, Goku and the rest of the gnomes followed Gojyo into the restroom. there they all gathered around Sanzo that was sitting on the toilet. Sanzo started blushing and said in a girly voice: “can a girl take a piss without being hit on?”
THE END
my friend and i wrote that awhile ago because we were bored.
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ok. now a little about myself.
I came from Kazakhstan, which is near Russia. Of course i can speak russian because most people in my country speak russian. i moved here two and a half years ago. Oh and yeah let me know if you don't understand something.
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