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• I have beat up my brother, I have been in 4 different countries, I have made awesome friends and i have met the wosrt math teacher ever
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• 2003
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• Card Captor Sakura, Cowboy Bebop, Digimon, Duel Masters, Escaflowne, Fruits Basket, .hack//sign, Inu Yasha, Love Hina, Magic User's Club, Magical DoReMi, Megaman NT Warrior, Megaman NT Warrior Axess, Megas XLR, One Piece, Outlaw Star, Pokémon, Sailor Moo
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• To survive high school
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Monday, April 12, 2004
this is a fanfic that me and my friend wrote.tell us what you think of it:)
It was a sunny day. The Sanzo’s party was driving through the town when they herd a scream.
“Give me all your money little girl and I might let you go”, said the bully.
“But I don’t have any money.” The girl said.
“That’s bullshit. You always have money.”, the bully said.
Sanzo: If you want the money you’ll have to work for them.
Bully: What did you say you stupid monk? You can’t even kill a bug?
Gojyo: Man I am warning you, you don’t want to go there.
Bully: Oh yeah. Look who is talking you red head girl!
Girl: Hey you four morons that one is mine, so you can butt the fuck out here.
The Sanzo party: Huh?
Goku: You know she kinda reminds me attitude of someone we all know!
Sanzo: *points the gun to Goku’s head*what did you say?
Goku: Nothing
Sanzo: Good.
Hakkai: Is it just me or Sanzo is in a good mood.
Sanzo *points his gun to Hakkai’s head*
Hakkai: Good it’s just me.
Gojyo: Oh shit, it looks like it’s gonna rain.
Sanzo: What did you say?
Gojyo: I said IT IS GOING TO RAIN TODAY. Can’t you hear me you corrupted monk?
Sanzo: I’m in an even better mood now. Want me to express my feelings on you with a gun?
Gojyo: I depends on which gun…I mean…how ya doing?
Sanzo: Fuck you!
Gojyo: I would like that
Sanzo: What!? I’m not gay…unlike you, you horny half demon.
Hakkai: Now, now you two settle down.
Sanzo and Gojyo: *both think at the same time (what are you gay?)
Goku: Hey where is the girl?
Girl: What the hell are you talking about? You fucking bastards!
Gojyo: Now look Sanzi you made the girl mad?
Sanzo: What did you called me? That’s it you are going to hell!!!
Bully: What are you gay? *screams so the entire town heard him* Priest Sanzo is Gay!
Sanzo: That’s it buddy you are going straight to hell! Oh and yeah while you are there, tell the Merciful Goddess that I HATE HER AND I SWEAR I AM GOING TO KILL HER!!!
Bully: FUCK YOU!!!
*Bang, bang, bang, bang. *
Hakkai: Oh look Sanzo had a great day today.
Goku: You’re sure?
Sanzo: I have to say yes. I just need a beer in a baby bottle, and a dipper change, then ill be fine
Gojyo: what did you just say?
Sanzo: agog, gaga.
Goku: Huh?
Hakkai: You are in luck I believe there is a baby store in the inn.
Sanzo: For the first time in my life, I was joking. Now mommy Gojyo, hurry up with the milk.
Gojyo: Eat my banana!!!
Sanzo: I am afraid that babies at my age cant do that.
Goku: Hey Sanzo I thought that was our game?
Sanzo: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!
Goku: Well sorry. * Comes up and kisses him on the lips*
Sanzo: Hey Gojyo cancel that banana stuff. I have a better toy.
Hakkai: Don’t forget to use a condom.
Sanzo and Goku: Sure no sweat man.
Gojyo: Oh and yeah keep it down guys. You don’t want to scare people around you.
Narrator: And even so, at 12am, there were loud “yeah, do it faster baby” noises coming from the bedroom
THE BLOODY HELL END
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