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Saturday, May 14, 2005


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A friend of mine Sami Ryou's Hikari wrote this. I thoughti t was so funny I decided to share it.
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“A young man called Joey invited his mother for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Joey's flat mate, Seto was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Joey and his flat mate than met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Joey volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Seto and I are just flat mates".

About a week later, Seto came to Joey saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Joey.

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you DID take the frying pan from my house; I'm not saying you DID NOT take the frying pan, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love Joey.

Several days later, Joey received an email from his mother which

read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you DO sleep with Seto, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with Seto, but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the frying pan by now. Love Mum.”

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