Jump to User:

myOtaku.com: Kagome Mokuba


Saturday, July 30, 2005


They walk among us!
> IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently
> had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to
> request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The
> reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them
> to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.
>
> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
> ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
> lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was
> a Kansas City chef!
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
> airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
> without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my
> knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's
> why we ask." Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker
> who was leaving the company due to "down sizing," our manager
> commented cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not
> a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
> deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
> back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her
> system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's
> office no less.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
> dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked
> in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working
> feverishly to unlock the
> driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
> instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was
> unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To
> which he replied, "I know - I
> already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton,
> Mississippi!
>
> *and they walk among us .. and REPRODUCE
>
>




An error is not a mistake until you refuse to fix it.
Anonymous

Comments (0)

« Home