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Wednesday, November 16, 2005


joke
>A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving
>and
>says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother
>and
>I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are
>you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each
>other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm
>sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell
>her."
>
>Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck
>they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She
>calls
>Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting
>divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
>brother
>back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,don't do a thing, DO
>YOU
>HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his
>wife. "Okay," he says,"they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their
>own
>way."

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