Saturday, July 15, 2006

   Redid my older site and its now providing the latest news and is host to the Ah! My Goddess Fan Club ^_^

Button to my other site ^_^ I will post the ending story tommrrow...just to let the suspense steele in XD I even have my own Message Board running ^_^ Anime Central Message Boards http://pub30.bravenet.com/forum/2506261929/ Check them out I even posted some of the latest news for anime fans!!

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Friday, July 14, 2006

   Heres the story Hope you like it ^_^

(Tira and Starfire meet up on the south side of the building) Tira: Why are there no guards on this side of the building? (Machine gun fire heard in the distance) Tira & Starfire: Josh!!! (Josh is hiding behind a metal box taking cover from the intense machine gun fire) Josh: Bloody ell...now I'm in for it *peeks over the the box, getting his helment shot off* O crap..*leans to the side of the box and shoots taking down one the gurads on the catwalk* (Tira and Starfire see Josh taking heavy fire) Tira: Josh what the hell did you do now?!?! Josh: Don't just stand there DO SOMETHING LIKE COVER ME!!! Tira: O right!! Sure thing *pulls out a grande and chucks it on the catwalk* Guard: Ack a grande...KICK IT KICK IT o_O Guard#2:Forget it just run!!! *the granade goes off making the catwalk colapse* Josh: *Moves from behind the box* Thank god you 2 showed up..thought I was finished... Starfire: o_O Josh....you do know you've been shot 2 times right?? Josh: *looks at his right arm and his shoulder* Yeah so.... Starfire: Just thought that....*Josh begins screaming* Josh: OMFG it hurts...X_X the pain....*begins rolling on the ground* THE PAIN.....every moment I live is pain X_X Tira: You shouldn't have said anything...-_- (they enter the warehouse) Josh: Someone find a light switch...>_> (The lights suddenly turn on and they see Morrigan and many of her minions) Morrigan: I see you've made it this far...but here is where you'll meet your end....and Josh...I found you to be quite the looker..but anywho...*Tira cuts in* Tira: Morrigan...how dare you betray us...we trusted you....we hope you burn in hell for this... Morrigan: Ah Tira...so fistey...such harsh words mean nothing to me...Hell holds no surprises for me...now before I was so rudely inturupted...guards kill them please.... *the guards begin shooting at them* Josh: scatter and find cover!!! Starfire: * takes a few rounds,and falls on the ground* .... Tira: Starfire!!! Josh: *runs from behind his cover to Starfires side* Tira: Josh what are you doing?? Josh: *grabs starfire and pulls her over to where Tira is* Starfire: ...i thought....you wouldn't help me.. Josh: I won't just let a person die on my watch...-grabs Starfires M-16- Now to finish this.. *Josh runs from behind the boxes and begins shooting down the guards. one by one* Guards: Shoot him down!! *the remaing ones begins shooting at Josh* (Josh continues marching twords them..taking them down with one shot each) Josh: No one..and I mean no one...hurts my firends... Guard#4: He's not stoping....everyone fall back lets leave Morrigan to stew in her onw muck... Morrigan: humph usless gurads....let him come... (Josh gets up the stairs and comes to the room where Asuka is tied up) Josh: Akuska! Asuka: *here mouth is covered* mmmmmmmm Josh: (walks in the room ,suddenly a gun shot is heard) Morigan: I see I'll have to deal with you myself... (Josh feels his chest to see he's been shot) Morrigan: *shoots Josh again in the back of his leg making him kneel* See Josh you came all this way..just to die...now..good bye... (another gun shot is heard) TO BE CONTINUED!!!! Is this the end for our hero Josh? Will he take one more bullet and continue his mission to save Asuka...or will he be KIA? This will be answered in the next episode of Chaos Theroy!! signed, The kid who said hentai and laughed about it, =(KASF)=

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Monday, July 10, 2006

Another part of the story!! (and yess I change my theme again ^_^ isn't Urd lovely?!?!)

well its like 5 AM here...and sleep is being evil to me currently....TODAY I sahll visit EVERYONES site....and sorry I didn't post yesterday...something came up...well I'll get to all your sites when I wake up (around 1 PM Mountian time) well anyways..here is the story..it my be short though...X_X don't beat me with sticks... (Tira sees Josh looking out the window) Tira:Josh your being dead serious about getting her back arn't you? Josh: I'm not going to sit back and let an innocent person get killed.. Tira: Josh.... Josh: No Tira I have made up my mind....I am going through with this... Tira: I guess nothing I say will change your mind... Josh: -sighs, then smiles warmly- nope I guess not...but know this..your a good friend...I don't know what I'd do if I ever lost you... *a knock on their door* Starfire: Hey open up its me...I have good news for ya... (tira lets her in) Starfire: I talked to the people back at HQ and they said you have to get er back...and we're helping... Josh: What can ou possibly do to help us? Starfire: I'm the only one who knows of her location...also....your not getting all the credit.. Josh: Listen Star...if you come along I can't protect you and Tira at the same time...I'm sorry but Tira is my main concern.. Star: Knew you'd say something like that...I can handle myself... Josh: Question...who do you think is behind this? Starfire: Put the pieces together..who was the only one who knew where the meeting was that day of the first attack....who else could get past Asuka's bodyguards and get her with ease? Tira: Morrigan! See never trust a vampire.. Josh: Got it never trust a vampire..now where are we headed... (Down by the docks) Josh: A warehouse?? can't they pick a beach or something...or an underground thing... Starfire: Josh you watch far to many movies..*pulls out her M-16* Were going to split up and remeber STEALTH is the key here.. Tira: -nods and draws her pistol- Ready! Josh: *pulls out an M1 Grand(WW2 gun)* Oh yeah., Starfire:...is..is that an M1 Grand?? What on Earth are you wearing..and why do you have a WW2 rifle? Josh: Its the exact british military outfit they wore in WW2 and plus I can..thats why... Tira: This is going to be a long night... Josh: *takes aim picking off one of the guards* (in a British accent) Come on lads' lets show em' who's boss!! Tira: O...k...too many war movies.. (They split up Tira going to the main entrance, Josh going in form the south, and Starfire getting in from the West) -Josh climbs ontop of the storage containers and begins heading for the catwalk not far from him..when suddenly he is seen by a gurad) Gurad: SOUND THE ALARM WE HAVE COMPANY!!! Josh: (still with the accent) Oh Bloody ell this is just not me cup o tea...-_- TO BE CONTINUED!!(echos) >_>..dang echo.. It seems Josh is acting a bit daffy if you will...lol enough with the brit talk...looks like Josh is begin Josh....and just screwed up any chance of an easy enrty way for him and the girls..loks like I have brain storming for the actiony part of the story...well as a brit would say...cherrio mate!! now off with ya's Signed The kid who just said hentai and laughed about it....its Joshua Myrick and Morrigan Webb... Morrigan webb: What the hell am I doing here...? Joshua: Get off my dang show your a bad co-host >XP

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Saturday, July 8, 2006

   Heres the story AS PROMISED! ^_^

(Tira wakes up hearing voices outside the door, she looks at the alarm clock on the night stand to see its 3:34 AM,Tira then gets up and presses her ear against the door to listen in) Josh: Starfire...listen you know we've done a good job of protecting Asuka...YOU of all people know that!! Starfire: Look here Josh...if the FBI says your being removed of the case...YOUR going to be removed...not a thing you can do... Josh: Listen this case means a lot to Tira...also you FBI people just wait until things get exciting then you all take over...am I right.. Starfire: No....keep this up and you'll lose more than this case...catch my drift? Josh: You FBI people are full of crap..it'd be better if the FBI and CIa work together o this case.. Starfire: Drop it josh..we're through talking...now if you excuse me I have something to attend to.. (Starfire begins walking down the stairs) (Tira opens the door) Tira: Hey Josh what was that all about... Josh: We're going to be taking things into our own hands...I'm not leaveing Asuka's life in the hands of the FBI...they can't just kick ME off this case.. Tira: Your risking your job... Josh:Tira that's why I want you to return home I'll deal with this case my self.. Tira:Josh...you would risk your life for someone elses?? Josh: If it comes to that then...who knows..I won't just leave cause I'm told to.. Tira: Josh..but...*a scream is heard in the distance* Josh: Asuka! (Tira and Josh run to Asuka's room and find the room ramsacked) Josh: Damn it...they got her... Starfire: What happned in here... Tira: Take a good look for yourself..THEY GOT HER!! Starfire: Well I see...so your both to blame for this...you'll both pay dearly for failing this mission.. (Josh turns around and glares at Starfire) Josh: We're not part of the case anymore..we are not to blame for YOUR mistake... Starfire: We'll just see about that...hope your ready to be fired...good night. Tira:Josh what are we gonna do now? Josh: TIra find every last gun we have...we're going to get her back.... To be continued....... NOTE!!! OMG! Shes been captured...and Josh is outraged...I guess he won't accept defeat even after all hope seems lost...I guees they will take things into their own hands.. Stay tuned for the next part to CHAOS THEROY (echos) kool! Echo! XD

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Friday, July 7, 2006

   Dang I'm up early...still got a writers block curse you writers block!!

Well I still have writers block...well as soon as it pops in my head it will be posted right away...well I think I'll get it up by tommrrow..but I guess I'll post another fact..some one brought up an intersting point in my comments...yes in fact some dreams are infact memerioes of your past! Which leads to another thing ever had a dream and it comes true like your walking down the hall and suddenly you get the feeling you've done this before? That what we all call De Ja vu (its french pardon the spelling) I can't explain how it happens but it does..my mom says when you have dreams like that it means your life is on track. ANYWHO..here are a couple of question 1) What color is a mirror (Not whats in the mirror the actul mirror itself) 2) If you were to take a shovel and dig STRIGHT through the earth would your feet pop out first on the other side?? 3) If you could be in any anime show which would it be? Well I guess that's it for now..next post I should have the story up..I'll FORCE my brain to think of the next part if needed ^_^ well until naext time.. See you space cowboy/cowgirl....

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Thursday, July 6, 2006

   Blame it all on writer's block....X3

Well once again I seem to have write's block again...they just don't come like they used to...lol. But I did have a strange dream though..and funny thing is when your dreaming your brain still belives that your in reality and when you get hurt in your dreams your body tends to jolt from what happned..that's why sometimes they say its VERY dangerous to die in your dreams cause your brain will tell your body to cese functioning...that's what I read in this article..ANYWHO..getting off the subject well once again there is no story..I know...I'm falling behind..but what can I say writers block is EVIL i say EVIL! Anywho here 3 pictures I edited from the Fruits Basket episodes I down loaded ^_^ I don't know if their funny but I find them amusing^_^ Well that's all for today's post ^_^ I'm working day and night on the story so HAVE NO FEAR JOSH THE WRITER IS HERE! (somehow that seems catchy X3)

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006

   Sorry about being gone for so long....

Hey there guys...sorry I haven't posted in the last 2 days..but I have been very busy with some computer related matters and thinking up more for the story...(Normaly they just pop up in my head X3) But know I also drawing a nice picture of Felicia of Darkstalkers ^_^..just need to find a scanner -_-....XD Well no story today...its going through some thinking..and still trying to see if I can throw in some no people ^_^. Well now I'm off to visit all your sites!! P.S. I'm going to go with a Ghost In The Shell Theme so expect new BG music and all that good stuff ^_^ =(KASF)=

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Saturday, July 1, 2006

   My cold worsened -_- anywho heres the next part!!

(Tira is awakened by her alarm clock, she gets up and proceeds to wake up josh) Tira: *rubbing her eyes* Josh wake up...time to get ready... Tira: Josh?? *opens her eyes to see he's not in bed* What in the world? *hears footsteps in the hall* Female: Excuse me is this the room of Asuka? Bodyguard #1: Who wants to know? (gun shot is heard) Female: Too bad you could have just said yes... Bodyguard #2: *on his radio* This is Agent Ray requesting-ahhhhhh*thud* Tira: *grabs her Raptor Magnium* Josh you picked a good time to disappear.... (in Asuka's room) Female: Ahh Asuka how good to see you again... Asuka: So you think your all that cause you offed 2 of my bodyguards? I'm prepared for anything.. *Josh puts a pistol to the female's head* Josh: Ahh Jesse of team rocket we met once again...but your in a nice suit..now drop the gun and hands up.. Jesse: *drops the gun and puts her hands up*...-sigh- you'd honestly kill an unarmed woman? (Tira enters the room in a robe with her pistol drawn) Tira: Freeze punks....huh? Josh: Its ok Tira I have this situation under control..now get a clean up crew to clean this mess up...I'll deal with Jesse here... Tira:..ummm...right away! *walks of* Josh: Now who are you working for? Asuka: *pulls out her taser* -grins- Jesse: You honestly don't know who your up against do you? Josh: A criminal orginazation(typo??) that is bent on the destruction of the world by stealing all the money and technology that Asuka and her company have under this hotel that I came acroos as I feel down the trash chute? *huff..puff* Asuka: That was a mouth full...hey how'd you fall down the trash chute? Josh: To get my Xbox 360 controller...-_- (Jesse grabs Josh wrist twisting it till it beaks making him drop the gun) Josh: Owww...my wrist... Jesse: Now I have a job to do...*pulls out 3 knives and throws them at Asuka* (Asuka grabs the bible on her dresser stoping 2 of the knives..the onther one hits her in the arm) Asuka: Thank you bible...-_-; Jesse: *Jumps out the window taps her feet together activating her jet shoes* Josh: *holding his wrist* I gots to get me shoes like that...hey Asuka you do...know theres a knife lodged in your arm right? Asuka: There is...*looks at her arm*........O....MY....GOD!!! -passes out- Tira: What the hell is going on in there?? *comes back to the room* What happned in here?? Josh: Jesse...that's what happned... Tira: I THOUGHT YOU HAD EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL!! Josh: Hey sometimes things like this tend to get out of hand...so don't start PMSing at me! Tira: PMSing??? That's orignal....NOW we have the local police getting involved. (3 people in dark blue uniforms enter the room) Josh: Who are you guys? Male: I'm Police Chief T.J. Hooker....this is Sargent(typo??) Starfire and this guy here on my other side is Mick Millin and wife... Josh: I never did like T.J Hooker....and I never saw Mick Millin and wife...-_- Jack: Ok really I'm Jack police chief around this area...that guy is Privite Dickens *Tira snickers* Dickens: Just call me Bill...please... Josh: Anywho...we don't need your help...the CIA has this under control... Jack: whatever...hey lets go get doughnuts.. Bill: Way ahead of you..you coming star? Starfire: No I have questions for them... Jack: Suit yourself... *the two officers leave* Starfire: Listen..we at the FBI are going to take over from here...your going to be sent back home...this weekend...thank you for understanding.. Tira: What you FBI people can't just take over our case.. Starfire: Watch me...until then I'd pack your bags... Josh: They can do that Tira...and you know it...it'll be only a matter of time before they do... Tira: *throws her badge on the floor* ITS BS!! THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DO THAT.... Tira: Josh lets go get the wrist looked at... Asuka: Hey waht about me I'm the one with the knife in my arm!! END I guees when Josh finally decides to get serious the FBI come in to take over their case...Tira seems to be very unhappy about it to. Josh knows they'll be sent packing..its only a matter of time....also what technology does Asuka have under the hotel...why is it there? This and many more questions will be answered IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF....OF..OF...UMMM..of..of..OF CHAOS THEROY! (I know its a bad title for the story..but I had to think of something...X3

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Thursday, June 29, 2006

   I'M FEELING LOTS BETTER NOW ^.^ here is the story

voice: jooooooshy! joooooooshy! WAKE UP!! (Josh wakes up all nervous like and sees Tira over him) Tira: Ahh good your awake...now get dressed we have a concert to go to! Josh: Concert? wha? When...am I a vampire? Tira: Vampire? Ohh you mean that thing Morrigan did to you...she just took that cheese cake you left by the side of your bed. (Josh looks to the side of his bed) Josh: T_T i was gonna eat that...X_X..wait..didn't she bite me? Morrigan: *is eating the cheese cake* Don't be silly I wouldn't hurt a fly...I just wanted that cheese cake you wern't eating! (Josh gets out of bed and gets himself together) Josh: eating my cheese cake....thought she was gonna bite me..T_T (knocks on the door) Tira: Hey Josh you have to wear a suit to this concert..oh and don't forget your pistol. Josh: I dun wanna wear a suit...X3 Tira: Hey I don't want to wear this lovely green sparkly dress but do you see me crying about it? Morrigan: Sorry but these kind of concerts I don't atend you 2 go I'll stay. (after waitng 2 hours for Asuka to pick a dress they eventuly get to the concert) Josh: *sees the caviar and champane(typo??)bar* Ohhh caviar...and champane(Still I think that's a typo XD) Spokeman: *taps a spoon of a glass breaking it* hmm...o well...*ahem* We'd all like to thank you for coming. I'm Mr.White *Josh and Tira snicker* Something bothering you both? Josh:No *more snickering* X3 Mr.White: Getting back on track..where was I o yes! We like to thank Asuka for her donations to the Ohera(yes I took that from steamboy...don't sue) Thanks to her our products have never been more advanced! Asuka: *whispers to Josh* Yet they tell me nothing of what they are making... Josh: *shrugs* Mr.White: Now Askua have you any words to say? Asuka: *stands up and walk to the stage* Well first I like to hank my fathers company..unfourntly he couldn't attend tonight..but he sends his regards! (Asuka pulls out a little sheet of paper) Asuka: Futher more we'd like to make an annoucement...in less than 1 week we will release our new product-(a huge explosion goes off) Terroist #1: ALL RIGHT PEOPLE GET ON THE GROUND!! (Josh and Tira pull out their pistols) Terriost #2: Nobody moves nobody gets hurt... Terriost #3: *grabs Asuka* Your coming with us! (Josh stands up and aims at the terriost holding Asuka and shoots...but nothing comes out) Josh: Huh...what the... Tira: *sighs and presses a switch on Josh's pistol* YOU LEFT THE SAFETY ON YOU NITWIT!! *everyone in the room does the anime fall* Josh:whoops...now where was I..o yeah LET THE GIRL GO!! (terriost #2 shoots at Josh and Tira making them duck behind the table) Tira: Got anymore bright Ideas? Josh: That's it bright Idea! *pulls out a flash granade* This will stall them...*pulls the pin and throws it over the table at terriost #1's feet* Terriost #1: What the heck? Josh: stands up! HA you shall be blinded! *the granade goes off* ACK MY EYES!! Tira: Josh....you need to stop jumping out of 15 story buildings -_- *gets up shooting the 3rd terriost in the arm, then turns her attention to the other 2* Tira: Aww they got away...*aims at the 3rd terriost* Who are you working for? Terriost #3: *pulls out a pill* You'll get nothing out of me!!* eats the pill* Josh: *still running around covering his eyes* Terriost #3: *falls to the side* Tira: *pulls out a radio* This is agent Tira..we need a clean up crew on 3rd and 5th... Asuka: This is 12th and 9th stupid.. Tira: *narrows her eyes* Delay that..were located on 12th and 9th...*sticks her tounge out at Asuka* Josh: *opens his eyes* I CAN SEE!! *does a little dance* Asuka: Hey lets get out of here before more come back. Tira: Its ok folks..go back to enjoying the party..everything is under control! (back at the hotel) Tira: Josh you made me look like a fool! How do you get blinded by your own flash granade?? Josh: like this *another flash bomb explodes* X_X Tira: *Does the anime fall* What have I done wrong to deserve this? -_- Narrator: Hey What ever happned to Sango? Author: I dunno maybe she making out with Miroku.. (sango breaks down the door to the narrator and authors room) Narrator: I thought you got rid of the staff entrance? Author: I thought I did to...T_T Narrator and the author: Not the face...NOT THE FACE...AHHHHHH Narrator: My spleen....X_X Josh: You hear something? Tira: No. END X3 LOL Josh is still clumsy as ever...must have spent to much time around Naru X3!! Well as you see there is a secret terriost group out to get Asuka...thanks to Tira and josh.....mostly Tira...they saved her life...what does this misson have in store for them? Will Josh finally remeber not to leave the safety on..and will he ever get his cheese cake back? Will the Narator and Author survive Sangos rage..lets check in: Narator: AHHH MY LEG... Author: kool!! wait...ACK!! my kidneies.. GUESS NOT X3

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

   I'm in the worst possible condition right now....=_=

Have you ever goten one of those colds where it completly drains your energy...and experinced lower back pain at the same time? That is when you see a doctor....I'm beyond sick today...with the constant yet annoying fever..and thwe chills..not really something that allows you to go swiming...Well I know I promised to kep the stories back to back but I feel like I'm going to falls asleep on the computer again...that and my lower back is killing me..But I will post it tommrrow if I'm feeling better..that and I'll try visits everyones site today...if I can't please understand I'm suffering just trying to type..X_X. Well here a poem I wrote for my ex-gf ^_^ I’ve never known a love like yours Nor thought it could be true, But every time I kiss your lips I feel what love can do With hair like silk And lips so tender, Each moment with you Makes my heart surrender I couldn’t live, I couldn’t breathe Without you by my side, Never will I let you go, My love will never hide And in my heart you’ll always be From now until forever, No matter what, no matter where We’ll always be together ~=Joshua=~

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