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Thursday, May 25, 2006
Well no story today..still working on it^_^ here are these 2 quizresults i got though O_O
I would so fit on this team!!! Nothing like power to overwhelm your enemies right? RIGHT?!?!?! >_<
What's Your Naruto Team?
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SWWWWEEEEETTTTT!! We'd make such a good couple ^_^ Unless Hidi finds out I said this and got on me>.>
Who's Your Dream Naruto Girl?
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Bad news...I'm moving so I'll be out of touch...for awhile..well heres part 8
(PART8)
(Josh is taking count of the money made over the past 2 days)
Rikku: Hey Josh..since I'm working here..can I get my pay...like today...
Josh: YOu get your pay every week not everyday!
Rikku: Well can I get an advance?
Josh:...-sigh- Then you'll have to work overtime..I'm tryin to see if I can get a pool installed..or a steam sana..so bare with me plz*hands rikku a paycheck of 150 dollors*
Rikku: Thank you josh *hugs him*
(cloud comes to the front)
Josh: Ah cloud how may I be of service?
Cloud: It's about your worker Yuna*points to yuna who is right behind him with heart eyes* I can't take a shower without feeling that she's like there...can you like restrain her or something..
*looks to yuna and waves her to come here*
Yuna: Yes Josh..*stares at cloud*
Cloud: .....
Josh: *whispers in Yuna's ear*
(A look of shock on Yunas face and looks at cloud with wide eyes)
Yuna: You mean...*walks off*
Cloud: Hey Josh what did you tell her..?
Josh: I told her that I gave you the right to attack her if she stalks you ever again ^_^
Cloud: Works for me..(walks into the kitchen) GET BACK!!
(Josh runs into the kitchen with a 9mm)
Josh: Wha-what is it???
(Sees cloud and sophitia hovering over the last piece of cake)
Sophitia: I saw it first..now back off
(Josh sighs and walks off)
Cloud: Yeah sure..but I happen to be more popular than you are sophitia.
Sophitia: Beauty before age...*eyes narrow*
CLoud: Tahn I sahll go first then...*his eyes narrow*
Sophitia: YOu vile person what ever happened to ladies first?
(SPike walks in and takes the cake)
Cloud & Sophitia:???
Spike:(mouth full) vaaaat? vu wanted dis?
Josh: hey cloud sophitia....calm down...no need to go killing each over a piece of cake..
SOphitia: Sounds like a good plan to me!! *pulls out her sword*
Cloud: *grabs his sword* Fine then...have it your way...
Josh: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!(gets in both of there faces) I JUST OPEND THIS HOTEL!! YOUR NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING EXCEPT WAIT FOR THE NEXT CAKE TO BE BAKED!! NOW IF THAT'S A PROBLEM YOU CAN TAKE IT OUT OF THIS HOTEL!!! *storms off*
(the next day)
Cassandra: Excuse me umm...Josh is it? YOu wouldn't happen to have a tanning booth?
Josh: no but on the roof you can sun bathe there..if you want that is..and hey soory if I yelled at your sister alright..
Cassandra: No problem at all she needed it anyways..^_^
(enters Cloud)
Josh..another problem..its about my room
Josh: umm what seems to be the problem??
(goes to clouds room and sees dark shadow object in the cornor of his room)
(Josh closes the door)
Josh: we'll just find you another room..-_- nothing to worry about...just don't ask any question.
Cloud: What was that?
Josh: I know the weather is perfect today!!
(moments later)
KAgome: JOSH!! The people are her to install the sana!!
Josh Ahh..good..right this way gentelmaen..
(a work crew of 15 enter the hotel)
Josh: I'm glad you guys came today! We'll have it installed in this area*points to a vacant room big enough to hold 30 people*How much will this cost?
Worker #1: Well sir this is gonna be shocking but it will cost you about 15,000 dollors..
(Josh freezes up in shock)
Kagome:..umm..*elbows josh*..he means we'll take it!
Josh:ehh.......X_X
ANNOUCEMENT
I'm happy you all took the time and read this stroy..I'll try and visit all your sites today...but I might not be able cause we're moving...again...and I'll be out of touch for some time...so if I don't get to your site today..don't get me wrong but were moving out this weekend..so..things have gotten a little complitated..I'm sorry for this inconvience..please bare with me in this manner..and I'll see you all soon..roughy about 1~2 weeks T_T..well soooo long and have a great summer!!
Sincerly
Joshua Booker Hixon III (webmaster)
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Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Well since I'm still working on the story I'll put it on hold 4 now
TODAY'S POST!!!
Well since I'm working extremely hard on the last 2 parts of the story...I'm just gonna post about random things today..^_^
1. I'm going to master the folowing song called Parnoia Survior Max..@_@ Here is the step chat:
(this might take awhile...XD)
2. I got extempted on two finals YAY!! Since I passed the TAKS (Texas Academic Of Knowledge and Skills) the math and the reading(english) TAKS..they were easy..though next year I have to take the Science..Math..Geography..and Reading TAKS -_- Wow I still think this entire test is a waste of time...o well...that's Texas for ya.
3. I got the FF7 Movie for my PSP (EVEN MORE JOY) so now when I finsih the finals I'll watch it in class ^_^ and laugh at those who can't see it!! *ahem*
4. I'm happy you are all enjoying the stories that I have written..(typed..same difference..XD) That's what keeps me writing them! If you guys didn't like then...maybe I'd quit...XD
5. About next seasons stories...I plan to make them short..(which means more parts to the story..) so I can keep the suspense in the air..and keep you thinking.."What is gonna heppen next" O_O
6. Well....I..ummm..ran out of things to talk about XD Just added this one so I can even out the numbers...XD..(no I'm not a person who is picky about these things)
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Monday, May 22, 2006
YAY 300 visits+ ^_^ o and PART 7(Josh's New Hotel)
(Josh enters his house and sees people he's never seen before)
Josh: Rikku...ummm who are these creatures?
Sonic: Watch what you say buddy or I'll beat you black!
Josh: I am black stupid..-_-
Sonic: in that case I'll beat you white then?
Shadow: Sonic..shut up or I'll rip you to shreds..
Knuckles: can't you all just stop fighting for once...I mean I AM the violent one here..
Josh: Which brings up another point...I HAVE NO SPARE ROOMS!!
Rikku: O don't worry I have that covered...we have some workers adding some rooms to the house..
(kagome walks in the room with the glowing orb Tria gave to Josh)
Kagome: Why not just wish this house was the size of a small hotel...save us some time and money..-_-
Josh: Thank you kagome *holds out his arms to her*
Kagome: Not in your life josh -_-
Josh: fine...*takes the orb and wishes for a bigger house*
--------------------POOF!!!-----------------------
(everyone looks around to see new floors..new paint...everything shiny..)
KAgome: Josh just letting you know I'M keeping my hands on that orb...so you don't wish for something obcene..>=3
(Josh hears a knock at his door,Josh opens the door to see a bunch of people there)
Josh: ummmm welcome to Josh's*looks at some papers* ummm welcome to Josh's...Summer Resort?
Girl #1: Yes well I want to check in my name is Sophitia..and this is my sister cassandra..we'll be staying for awhile...how much do you charge per day??
Josh:("holy crap damn I gonna make some cash off of this wish") Well Ms.Sophitia we charge 150 a day,plus free breakfeast,luch,dinner...all that jazz..
Sophitia:Ok we'll take it..*hands him a credit card..just charge me off of that..
(Kagome comes to the front door)
Kagome: Hey Josh who's at the.....*pauses*..door..
(josh whispers in Kagome's ear,Kagome nods)
KAgome: If you follow me please I'll show you to your room.
(Josh grins knowing this is the best thing to ever happen to him)
Josh: Um..your name..
Guy #1: Well lets keep it simple...the name's Spike you got that? I'll be staying for awhile as well..*hands him a card* You know the drill *clicks tounge*
Josh:RIKKU!!
(Rikku comes to the front)
Rikku: Hmmm?
Josh: show spike here to room #2 please...
(Rikku nods they walk off)
(after like 20 minutes one person is left)
Josh: Hello and welcome your name would be??
Guy #2:...Cloud Strife...I'm only here for a month...
(sees the giant sword cloud has)
Josh: Due to saftey reasons-
Cloud: I know leave the sword at the front..I'm used to it..*hands it to Josh who is almost cruched by the weight and sets the card on the table*
Josh *strining* enjoy..your..stay..*falls back*ow...my..back..it..hurts.. X_X
Yuna: *sees cloud* Is...that...cloud...strife??
(guys if i misspelled clouds last name don't hate me X_X)
Josh:..get...they...sword...off...me...yuna..
Yuna: *goes and talks to cloud*
READERS NOTE!!!
Well as you see the story took a bizare twist ^_^
If it confused you..sorry about that..I wanted to make it more intersting for the last 3 parts..^_^
so I guess this one is going out with a blast..which means PREPARE FOR SUPER LONG STORIES!! X3 Well I tahnk you all for the comments..and your visits! Well STAY TUNED FOR PART 8 and 9!!
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Sunday, May 21, 2006
PART 6!!!
(Josh walks in the house, and sits down in the sofa)
Kagome:Hey Josh whats up?
Josh: Nothing really Kagome...except paying for the carpet to dry was not as pricy as I thouhgt it was..
Tira: Hey Josh I found this object at my castle want it? (Pulls out a glowing orb)
Josh: (looks at the orb) It's not cursed now is it? Cuase I think I've been cursed enough..
Tira: You know I have no Idea but when I wished for a new ringblade POOF there it was...
Josh: (snatches the orb quickly) DEAL I'll take it O_O
(enters Yuna)
Yuna: Hey Josh why are you back so early?
Josh: YOu didn't even know I worked!!
Yuna: I didn't tap your phones or stalk you HONEST >_> *runs off*
Josh: oo....kay then...
(Rikku parks her car outside and enters the house)
Rikku: Josh i know you hate it when people ask for things...but...can I stay at your place for awhile..
Josh: I don't have anymore rooms left! You'll have to bunk with KAgome or Naru
Kagome:Huh? What happned?
Josh: Kagome just say yes..
Kagome: Yes??
Rikku:(jumps up and down with joy) Really? O thank you Kagome!! *hugs kagome*
Kagome: *face goes blank* Josh what the hell did i just say yes too....
Josh: ummm the internet?? *quickly limps to his room*
(a few moments later Josh wakes up and walks to the kitchen and sees Kagome cutting carrots)
Josh: Hi Kagome whats cooking?
Kagome:(turns to josh with flaming eyes and stabs the knife through the cutting board into the stone counter) I'll tell you what's up....*stombs twords Josh)
Josh: Ummm....i didn't hear her?? *whimper*
Kagome: ME SHARE MY ROOM!! *kicks josh through the roof*
(josh flies high into the sky and sees Team Rocket there)
Josh: Holy crap its team rocket..what are you guys doing up here..
Jesse: Just take a guess..and you'll win something
James: -sigh-
Josh: ummm don't we turn into little shining stars next...
Jesse: Yep..first time?
Josh: -nods-
Jesse: you'll get used to it..-_-
Jesse & James : Looks like team rocket is blasting off again!
Josh: AHHH CRAP DAMN!! (little shiny star thing)
Sora: Hey Kagome have you seen Josh?
Kagome: Josh took a flight out the house....
Sora:(sees the hole in the roof) Man now I have to fix that...poor josh...
(hours later Josh shows up covered in sea weed and has a crab stuck on his ear)
Josh:........(pulls the crab off his ear)
Naru: JOSH!! There you are Rikku's been looking for you-that and the IRS called!
Josh: The IRS WTF?? *confused*
Rikku: *hugs josh* you went swimming without me??
Josh: No...o forget it..
Yuna: DAMN IT JOSH TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF I JUST STEAM CLEANED THE CARPET!!
(Josh walks slowy to his room)
(Reyoko walks in and closes the door behind her)
Reyoko: About last night...
Josh: I know...it never happned
Reyoko: You do know we did nothing right..I was just affrid and snuck into your room..that..all..-blushes- Just letting you know...
Josh: Hmmm..ok then...well what brings to my domain?
Reyoko: Josh It's just that...I think...I'll have to leave the house soon...
Josh: Huh wha-why?
Reyoko: Something came up that's all...well letting you know ahead of time.
Josh: (lays his head back on his pillow) Hey Reyoko..
Reyoko: Yes Josh?
Josh: YOur a good person you know that?
Reyoko: -smiles-
(Reyoko leaves the room)
Josh: Its been crazy these past few days...but hey life throws many things at you...well I guess life can only get more intersting for me!
Kagome: (breaks down Josh room door) GET IN HERE AND HELP DO SOME HOUSE WORK INSTEAD OF TALKING TO YOURSELF!!!
Josh: *falls out of his bed* Yes Kagome!!
[Readers note]
Well your probaly all wondering how long is this story gonna be? Well to answer your question I'm going to shorten the planned length and place only 4 more parts and end the season...BUT wait is there going to be a season 2 you ask? Well of course I'm ending this season early so I can begin brain-stroming on my next season-in this season Josh and crew go on vacation! So its gonna be loads of fun thinking this one up! And I thank you all for being supportive and commenting! It really means a lot ^_^ Well that all for now!
STAY TUNED FOR PART 7!!
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Saturday, May 20, 2006
Part 5 of Josh's Life ^_^
(is relaxing in bed and Naru enters holding a tray)
Josh: *yawn* ah morning Naru..whats with the tray *fubs his eyes*
Naru: Ummm Josh I...just wanted to....you know see how your doing...and..bring you some breakfeast in bed so you don't have to get up..
Josh:(why is Naru acting so strange...)
Naru: * sets teh tray next to Josh* Well..here you go..*smiles*
Josh: Thank you Naru
(exits naru)
Josh: *begins eating the pancakes set next to him*
(Kagome enters wearing an apron)
Josh: Your a maid now?
Kagome:shut it Josh..just letting you know we're cleaning the house today since you can't help just relax and don't try and walk.
Josh: Ok tahnk you kagome and by the way....is reyoko going to fix my door...
Kagome: Yes she is *smiles and then exits*
(Josh resumes eating his breakfeast still thinking)
Josh:Wha...(feels a something next to him) >_> what the hell?
(moves the covers to see reyoko asleep next to him)
Josh:*has a huge nose bleed* REYOKO-Wha? how..when-o never mind...how did you get in here??
Reyoko:(sleeply) huh? O don't you know.....last night...*moves closer to Josh*
Josh:*nosebleed gets bigger* ummm...no...i don't remeber..
Reyoko: well I don't remeber either....*smiles and gets out of the bed* and by the way Josh when your asleep your kinda cute! Bye! *vanishes*
Josh:*blusehs and resumes eating* wow such a odd day so..far..^_^ o well I think I'l check on the girls...*gets out of bed and grabs his cane*
(eventuly Josh gets to the main part of the house)
Josh: Hey girls just...checking....on...ya...
(Josh looks to see a super sparkly house)
Josh:wow...its...so...clean..(sees the girls tired and dirty from the work)
Kagome: I'm glad that you like the job we did.
Naru: Its our way of saying sorry for totaly ruining your house ^_^
Josh: Thank you all..so much...hey why is the carpet wet??
Kagome: O CRAP THE BATH TUB!!! *runs to turn off the water,opens the door and a huge wave of water washes everyone out the front door)
Josh: I knew it was too good to be true..XD
Naru: look at the bright side..atleast the carpet and the garage is clean *smiles*
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Friday, May 19, 2006
Josh's Anime Life PART 4!!!
(Josh comes home from the hostipal)
Tira: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY JOSH!!
Josh: Ah crap Tira...hey Kagome keep the car running Tira's gonna tackle me and put me in the hostipal..again..for like the 8th time...T_T
Tira: (Tackles Josh)
(comes back the next day in crutches)
Josh: Good news everyone the doctor said my toe is just fractured not broken!!
Naru: (steps near josh) Really? @_@
Josh:Stay...away...from...the...toe!!
Reyoko: (runs by steping on Josh's foot)
Josh: (falls over crying from extreme pain) OWWW DAMN IT REYOKO!!
Reyoko: Sorry Josh got to catch a plane..byes!!
Josh:I bet you she'll come back in 5 minutes saying she forgot her makeup..*grins*
Naur: DEAL! The loser has to wash the dishes.
(They both look over to pile of dishes that touch the celing)
Josh:..sucker..
Kagome: Hey Josh how long are you on crutches for?
Josh:Well one week maybe sooner...for the mean time can someone fill in my job for me?
(Everyone vanishes)
Josh: I dispise you all...-_-;
Sora: Hey Josh I borrowed your lawn mower ok?
Josh: Ok..but IF that thing comes back in more than one piece....a broken bone per broken part *flaming eyes*
Sora: O_O;
(Reyoko breaks through the door)
Reyoko: Hey guys have you seen my high heels??
Josh: HA NARU I TOLD YOU!!
Naru:ACTULYJosh you said she'll come back for her makeup...not her high heels...so that means...*smiles darkly at Josh*
Josh:*puts on a bio-harzad suit* I..know....-sigh-
Naru:I thought you'd see it my way..*Huge evil grin*
Kagome: Hey Josh I found your car in parked in side your room..
Josh: WTF how the....CURSE YOU NARU!!
Naru: I tried to tell you....-_-;
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Thursday, May 18, 2006
Josh's Anime Life Part 3!!
(Josh is sitting on the couch reading a book,until someone knocks on his door)
Josh: Just a minute...(gets up walks over to the door)
(opens the door to see Naru there)
Naru: Ummm Josh about your car..
(closes the door on Naru)
(turns around and begins to walk back to the couch when someone else knocks at his door)
josh:*mumble* COMING!!
(opens the door to see Sora there)
Sora: Hi Josh can I borrow a cup of sugar?
(hands him a huge bag of sugar)
Josh:...There you go ^_^ (eye twitches)
(sits back on the couch and starts reading again)
(YET another knock at his door)
(Josh gets up and opens it)
Josh: Ah miroku good to see you did you bring back my golf clubs?
Miroku: Yeah about those...I ran short on money and had to pawn them...
(Josh's face goes blank)
Josh; Miroku wait her a minute..
(comes back with a fire hose)
Miroku:where the hell did you-aHHHHHHHH
(Miroku gets washed down the street)
(turns on the TV and watches the news and sees an article about a mad driver on the lose)
Josh: Gosh..people these days just can't drive..-sighs-
(Josh hears a motor reving and looks out his window to see a car outside)
Josh:hmmm o well (turns his back)
(The car crashes through his front door)
(Rikku and Yuna step out the car)
Rikku & Yuna: Josh long time no see
Josh:(is still in shock about his door being smashed through)O_O
Yuna: Umm Josh you ok? You look like you've seen a ghost...
Josh:m-m-m-my door!! *has swirly eyes*
Rikku: I can fix that (backs the car up and crashes the side wall where his TV is)
Josh: T_T....my...TV...*waterfall tears*
END
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Wednesday, May 17, 2006
JOSH GREATEST FEAR!!! (Second story)
(Josh is on the roof installing his new Dishnetwork dish for TV thingy XD)
Josh: Ok naru is the TV on yet??
Naru: (comes outside) NOPE NOT YET!!
Josh: CRAP DAMN _-_
KAgome: Honestly does anyone even say crap damn??
Josh: Shut up -_-; (stands up) OMFG dizzy...@_@
Sango: (sneaks up on Josh and pushes him foward)
(Josh gabs onto the Chimney)
Josh: WTF SANGO!?!?!?! O_O
Sango: Your fault for letting your guard down..
Josh: Well this isn't like were in some type of ninja movie or something....
Kagome; (appears next to Josh) To me it seems like your scared of hights...
Sango: It seems so (pushes josh off the roof)]
Josh: (does a face plant into the cement)
Naru: Hey Josh since your there NOW can I borrow your car??
Josh: mmmmmmmm *muffled* ell no....
Naru: Then I'm not calling 911 until you loan me your car!!
Josh: mmmmmmmmmmm-nods-
Naru: *smiles*
-------------------THE END XD---------------------
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Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Ok I'm trying out a short RP I thought of!! HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!
This is just how a day in my anime life by Josh!!
(Josh is sitting down playing his PS2,enters in Sango,Kagome, and Naru)
Josh: Hey don't you girls ever knock?!?!
Kagome: Well maybe if you lock the door more often-
Josh: Then you all think I'm doing something bad in here!!
Sango: Well he does have a point there..kagome..
Naru: Well anyway Josh can we borrow your car?
(Josh's jaw drops to the floor)
Josh: MY CAR?!?!?! You ask me to borrow money,BUT MY CAR!! MAAAAAN HELL NO!!!
(enters Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: Hey Josh can I borrow your PS2?
(Does anime fall)
Josh: WTF?!?!?! My PS2?? Sango,Naru,and Kagome just asked to borrow my car!! DO I LOOK LIKE A BANK TO YOU Give me one reason why I should loan you my PS2!!
(Inuyasha pulls out his sword and grins)
(Josh pulls out a 9mm from his drawer)
(Kagome sango ,and Naru pull out AK-47s)
Josh: Ok why did we just pull out guns again??
Naru: Just adding to the moment *smiles*
(Josh and Inuyasha do the anime fall)
Josh:Ok ladies lets just set the guns down carefully....O_O...no one wants to get heurt..well except-
Inuyasha: DONT SAY IT!! >=3
Naru: Well back to our question can we borrow your car Josh?
Inuyasha: No let me borrow your PS2!!!
Josh: (many many sweat drops)
(enters Sora)
Sora: Hey joshy! Can I borrow your CD player?
(Josh moves to the dark corner of his room)
Josh:......(wimpers)
Everyone else together: Is it something we said?
(enters Miroku)
Miroku: Josh-
Josh:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Miroku:?? FIne I'll keep it then..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Should I do this type of thing more often now??)
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