Monday, June 26, 2006

   SEASON 2 PART 1 ITS OFFICALLY THE START OF MY NEW SEASON

SEASON 2 CHAPTER 1 (Josh is still in shock about his hotel) Tira: *is still patting josh on the back* There...there hey atleast were going to Hawaii Josh:...*sob*..o well...Hey Tira why is it that anytime I doing very well something like this happens? Tira: *shurgs* I dunno ask the Narrator... Narrator: Hey don't bring me into this Tira! Josh: Yeah why do I always get into bad situations? Narrator:...itsa...but....d'oh...dwah...um what ar we talking about? Tira: Forget it...-_- some help he is.. Narrator: Hey don't forget I pwn this story so don't mak me make the plane crash! Josh & Tira: You wouldn't dare -the plane goes into a nose dive- Tira: OK OK OK OK OK!! o_O Narrator: Thought so.. -the plane regains control- Josh: Tira lets not mess with the Narrator... Narrator: XD -------------------they land in Hawaii------------ Tira: Now we have to look for this Miroku person...*she looks around to see a person in a black suit holding a sign* Josh: I think that's him... Josh: Are you Miroku? Miroku: Yeah...*sees Tira*...hellllllloooo. Want to be the mother of my babies (Tira kicks him in the shin, and hits him with a fan pulled from nowhere) Tira: Damn pervert....-_- Josh: where did you get the fan from? Narrator: Its the anime world you can pull out anything ^_^ Josh: Really *attempts to pull out a huge wad of cash* (Josh pulls out a angry cat) Josh: Just to let you know...this is beyond mean O_O (Josh gets mawled by the cat) Josh: *has many scratches* Lets just go to the site of my hotel...-_- Narrator: LOL XD -----they arrive at the location of the hotel----- Josh: Holy crap...how'd it get built so fast? Miroku: were the CIA we can do anything...heh.. Tira: *jumps* STOP TOUCHING ME YOU DAMN PERV *punches Mioku in the face* Miroku:..at least it was soft...@_@ Josh: >.> Miroku you have problems... Girl: Ah you must be the ones sent here... Josh: stares at the girl with red hair *takes out the photo and compares it to her* O crap your Asuka! Tira: Naw shes Wayne Brady... Wayne Brady: Don't even bring me into this story... Josh: o....k? Miroku: MOVING ON!! O///O Tira: Josh...hold me back before I beat this guy into nothing.. (Josh drags Tira into the hotel) ---------inside the hotel-------------- Sango: Ah Josh you made it! Good...Miroku didn't give you trouble did he? Josh: No but...(Miroku flies through the door with a huge hand print on his face, Tira then enters the room in a robe with wet hair) Tira: If he wants to live past his 30's I suggest he stop trying to video tape me in the shower...... Josh: About that...Sango...do something with Miroku...or Tira will put him through a huge world of pain. Sango: Anywho..your here to protect Asuka right? Will here is what you need*hands him a 9mm and a box of ammo* Now your going to have to escort her to school..and pick her up...when ever she goes out you or Tira are to go with her..unless told otherwise by her father.. Josh: Seems simple enough...Ok now may I get some rest.. Sango: Sure...heres the keys to your room. Josh: Keys? Sango: O yeah your sharing your room with Tira and another CIA agent-Morrigan Aensland> A woman walks to the counter the woman:vood eveing..I'm here for ze key to my room..(yes is this was an anime she waould have a french accent ^_^) Sango: Ah Morrigan here is your partner Josh from Texas. Morrigan: Texas eh? Its very hot there no? Josh: Indeed it is *drool* (Morrigan then walks over to the elavators, Josh continues to stare) Sango: Josh stop staring she FAR too old for you... Josh: Really how old is she then? Sango: Well because she's a vampire she's what 500 years old..give her take..maybe 600 I forget. (Josh's jaw crops to the floor) Tira: Josh you droped your jaw.... END PART ONE NOTE TO READERS So what did you think? So far Josh seems to be dazed by the beautiful..yet vampiric Morrigan (NO NOT MORRIGAN WEBB OF X-PLAY XD) Well getting of that...I wanted to get it posted as soon as possible so my fans would be happy! I hope you enjoyed reading this new season of the story ^_^ TIME FOR ABSOLUTE PWNAGE! Joshua

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