Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Ears, Money, etc.
Stupid lady put the second holes too close to the first ones so I took them out and have to get them redone, but that's ok it's didn't even hurt, maybe even get some cartilage done while I'm at it. I made $50 on amazon.com in the past 2 days by selling 4 DVDs! So I'm planning on buying Demon Days since it came out today.
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Saturday, May 21, 2005

Earache My Eye!
I got second peircings today! When she did the first one my sister gasped, and she wasn't even the one getting her ears peirced! It was pretty funny.
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Monday, May 16, 2005

The Future is coming on
It is really. Yes I picked up the May 2005 issue of AP magazine today which had an interesting article featuring Weezer. Very good. They also had an article on Sin City in there. I also bought some earrings and if you know me I never wear earrings I just think they are a little dressy for what I wear but oh well I have some now even though I don't know how you're supposed to see them with all my hair in the way... oh well. Here's todays song and picture.

Clint Eastwood- Gorillaz

Oh oh oh oh oh

Hey, I'm happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm usless but not for long
The future is coming on

Hey, I'm happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm usless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on, it's coming on
(Rah, yeah)
It's coming on, it's coming on

Finally someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothin' 'cos I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs and I'm under each snare
Intangible (ah y'all) I bet you didn't think so
I command you to, panoramic view (you)
Look I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose, sit and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes, who you think is really kicking tunes

Picture you getting down IN A PICTURE TUBE
Like you lit the fuse
You think it's fictional, mystical - maybe
Spiritual hero who appears IN you to clear your view (yeah)
When you're too crazy
Lifeless for THOSE A definition for what life is
Priceless to you because I put ya on the hype shift
Ya like it?
GUN smokin' righteous but one talkin' psychic
Among knows possess you with one though

Hey, I'm happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm usless but not for long
The future is coming on

Hey, I'm happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
(That's right)
The future is coming on
It's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on

The essence, the basics without it you make it
Allow me to make this child like IN nature
Rhythm you have it or you don't
That's a fallacy, I'm in them
Every sprout and tree, every child of peace
Every cloud and sea, you see with your eyes
You see destruction and demise
(That's right)
Corruption in the skies
From this fucking enterprise that i'm sucked into your lies
THROUGH Russell NOT HIS muscles
BUT percussion he provides

WITH ME AS YOUR GUIDE, y'all can see me now
'Cos you don't see with your eye
You perceive with your mind
That's the end (fuck em)
So I'm gonna stick around with Russ and be a mentor
Bust a few RHYMES of motherfuckers
Remember but the thought is
I brought all this so you can survive when law is lawless(right
here)
FEELINGS, sensations that you thought was dead
No squealing, remember it's all in your head

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm usless but not for long
The future is coming on

Hey, I'm happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm usless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming
on...

My Future (future)
It's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming
on...
My future
It's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming
on...

and here's a pic of Breaking Benjamin.

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Saturday, May 14, 2005

I Want You To Hit Me as Hard as you Can
I saw that movie Fight Club yesterday that's so cool! So here you go here are the 8 rules of fight club.

#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

#4 - Two guys to a fight.

#5 - One fight at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.

#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.



SOAP!


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WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ROCKS! Yes I was supposed to go to the mall but it seems my ride has fallen asleep again. Oh well I'll go watch Two Guys and a Girl. My Friday the 13th was very pleasant but I forgot to buy a lotto ticket dammit!
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Friday, May 13, 2005

Hmmm
Lots of things have happened my friend got expelled for drug possesion and it wasn't even hers someone blamed it on her and she has a bad record. So yeah. I was sick today I think it had something to do with my missing English book and how I can't do my homework cause I can't find it... I am going to Texas during the summer I just need to figure out when... I am bored out of my mind. I am thinking about making a thingy on www.xanga.com but I don't know what my name should be. Should I stick with Grandma Smurf? Tell me what you think based on my personality. Happy Friday 13th all (no pun intended I usually have good luck)
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Saturday, May 7, 2005

GRRRR
My scanner won't work! And I need to scan my mom's mother's day picture! It hasn't worked all week and I'm mad now I'm just about ready to chuck it out the window. And congrats to Zackkbum for punking me so well. Now it's my turn to punk someone as well... hmmm. BWAHAHAHAHA!
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I want to live like a chicken...
I heard that song at the movies, it sounds like she's saying chicken, but I think it's supposed to be champion... oh well I like chicken better. I didn't go to school today cause I didn't feel like it. I saw Sin City that was pretty good. You know I come here every day I'm just too damn lazy to post... oh well. I got a new avi very cool. Tomorrow Jenny I will change yours to a cool avi as well and I will fix your password problem.

Snugens,

Grandma Smurf
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Thursday, April 28, 2005

Hmmm
I haven't posted in a few days but oh well, I have a new friend named Andrew yes he is a new bench cult member. Then I got the International Supervideos DVD from HellsingKikAzzFan thank you. Then I watched Donnie Darko, that's a great movie. Then I had a conversation with HellsingKikAzzFan's brother which went very wrong. This is how it went

Hellsing: Ryan's home!

Grandma Smurf: I gotta ask him something

Hellsing: Ok...

Ryan: Hello?

Grandma Smurf: Donde estas el queso de govermente?

Ryan: What now?

Grandma Smurf: Donde Estas el queso de governmente?!

Ryan: Hold on one more time

Grandma Smurf: Donde estas el queso de governmente!!

Ryan: I'm rusty
Grandma Smurf: Where is the
government cheese?!

Ryan: Oh that's right

Grandma Smurf: You know what else

Ryan: huh

Grandma Smurf: Tango un pourkes (sp?) in mis chones!

Ryan: You have a hog in your pants?

Grandma Smurf: yes it's with the tortillas

Ryan: Why is everything in your pants?

Grandma Smurf: Because that's all I know how to say anything else,
aside from Donde estas el queso de governmente. Aki! Aki!

Ryan: Aki! Aki! In mis chones!

Grandma Smurf: the government cheese is in your pants?

Ryan: Yep

Grandma Smurf: AWWWW that's not right!

Ryan: ok I'll let you talk to my sister again.

Grandma Smurf: You do that

Hellsing: ok....

Grandma Smurf: He has my cheese
in his pants!

Yes interesting right? Well anyways here's your song, which was actually sung by Tre Cool.

Dominated Love Slave by Green Day

I want to be your dominated love slave
I want to be the one that takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Smack me in the forehead with a chain

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive those staples deep

I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a beltsander against my skin
I want to feel pain all over my body
Can't wait to be punished for my sins.

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive those staples deep

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive those staples deep

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive... thank ya'll folks


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Thursday, April 21, 2005

Haha Grandma got Punk'd!
Well yesterday was my birthday and everyone forgot, except my mom who was in Oregon. So she called me this morning to say Happy Birthday and my dad was like I'm sorry hunny I forgot it was today, then my brother comes up and says it's your birthday? And my sister goes Oh yeah! Grandma tried to call me to wish me a happy birthday. Well we didn't get it so I called her back and thought I'd mess with her brain.

Grandma: Hello?

Me:Grandma

Grandma: Yeah

Me: It's me

Grandma: Bobby?

Me: No *&$(#)

Grandma: oh

Me: Yeah I don't sound like my
dad do I?

Grandma: No I don't know what I
was thinking.

Me: Me neither, well I was calling you back

Grandma: Oh yeah I wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday

Me: Grandma,

Grandma: Yes?

Me: My birthday was yesterday

Grandma: No it's today

Me: Yeah it was yesterday

Grandma: No

Me: Yes it was Grandma, I think I know when my own birthday is.

Grandma: No it's April 20th and that's today

Me: Yes I know today's the 20th, but my birthday's on the 19th

Grandma: No it's not

Me:Yes it is Grandma I know my birthday

Grandma: No it's today I have your birth certificate

Me: No my dad does at home I've seen it

Grandma: It's today!

Me: No it was yesterday, everyone else called yesterday but thanks for thinking about me even if you were a little late

Grandma: But it's today! April the 20th!! Go ahead ask your dad

Me: Dad when was I born

Dad: *smiling* yesterday

Me: See Grandma I told you he said I was born yesterday

Grandma: (calls me the name she always calls me a combo of my first and middle name) it's today

Me: Grandma I'm just messing with ya

Grandma:Good I was getting mad, see I knew it was today!

Me: Grandma you got punk'd!

Grandma: I was about to punch your daddy

Me: No Grandma Punk'd like the tv show

Grandma: Well I have to go I'll talk to you later

Me: aight Grandma talk to you later.

Grandma got Punk'd! Yeah it was stupid, but she actually kinda fell for it.
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