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Monday, August 2, 2004

Hello everyone meet....
FRENCH FRY, MY EVIL MONKEY MINION!!!!! WE WILL RULE YOU ALL!!!! This is him.

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This is the best I could do I don't know how it'll turn out, but... LIVE WITH IT! Um.... what to say...

Faye: 'Ello there twisted sister! Don't leave us here all alone! Don't move!!!!!
Spike: DON'T MOVE!!!!!!!!!! *clings to leg*
Ed: Get off Ed's leg!
Jay:snuchie buchies man watz you thinking about ,those evil monkeys well silent bob would like to wish you a snugan.
Faye: ?.? Not asking, I really don't want to bother. Eddie! stop taking my money!
Eddie:*looks over at Faye with $50 in hand* What'ya mean? I aint got no money! *hides money behind back*
Faye:*anger mark* GIVE THE MONEY BACK YOU FRIGGEN CON ARTIST! *chases Eddie*
Eddie: *gulp* *runs away for dear life*
crack monkey:hey has anyone seen my stuff *starts to hypervenilate* INEEDMYSTUFF!!MUST KILL CARL HE STOLE MY S%$T *chases carl with sickle and screams satin is in the house he killed my mom and turned her into a bull*
Carl: I don't have any of your crap! But I have to say this... "Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in Feburary of last year..."
Crack Monkey: Sure...fire
Eddie: *hides behind Crack Monkey* I'll tell you where your stuff is if you'll keep Faye from murdering me
crack monkey:I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG you must DIE F&$?&R
Eddie: *gulps* uhh,uh, hehe *steps back from crack monkey and Faye* hehe, there's no reason to kill me!
Faye: yeah there is, you have my d@#m money!
crack monkey:fire !huh oh i mean F*&#/R! did you steal my stuff when i went to rockys party i told you it was a vestie thing and i know you didnt havbe anything to wear you dumbass!
Eddie: *sweat drop* Like I said, I KNOW where it is, I never said I STOLE it! Geez, always gotta blame the con artist
crack monkey:no we never have to blame the con but we do have to blame the dumbass like i said and anywayz i havent gotten high so i am pmsing mofo!
Faye: If you're done chit-chatting,I would like to kill the badass who took my money, crack monkey, I know you are a guy and all, but you sure remind me of a teenage girl who just loves to talk.
Carl: Liza?
Faye: Who's Liza?
Carl: Shelby's stalker my god she's annoying. I want to kill her, trying to eat my soup.... *growls* me and French Fry must destroy her...
Faye: *sweat drop* uh-huh, whatever. Escuse me and Eddie for a sec., I need to teach him a little leason about taking my stuff. *grabs Eddie's shirt collar and drags him off out side*
crack monkey:oh no this is the gambleing for pancakes speach he was a good man!oh well im hungry i want chocolate and weed sandwitch
Eddie: *comes back all bruised and scratched up* here's your stuff crack monkey *hands crack monkey his stuff* AND I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEAL IT! YOU KNOW I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF!
Carl: *Takes off shirt and rocks back and forth* "I saw a gay porn once, I didn't know it 'till I was half way through!"
crack monkey:i know how you feel i was there remember me you and shortie!
Faye: I don't even want to know *shakes head* anyone want some brownies? and yes crack monkey, they have the special ingrediant in them.
crack monkey:shut up they dont need to know that!besides its two not one!
Faye: sorry, we're fresh outta the 2nd one
crack monkey:DAM IT!
Faye: If you want it so bad, go and get some
crack monkey:no you are well aware that im a lazy ass!
Faye: no doi, but I do beleive you have some stored away somewhere
crack monkey:yes but im to high to remember anything but that cow that is licking my toes F%^&$R !
Faye: *sweat drop* alrighty then, here's the brownies *puts plate on table* I'll be out in the forest if ya need me *goes outside*
crack monkey:we have a forest?*stumbles into the bathroom and looks in the toilet* yep thats a forest alright!
Ed: OOOOOOO BROWNIES!!!! *stuffs face* they tastes a little weird... oh well *continues eating*
crack monkey*after brownies have gone into affect* hey ed come check out this forest in here it smells kinda funny and happy in here!
Ed: *sticks head in toilet* ooooo pretty colors... NO NO NO THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME! *runs and hides under rug*
crack monkey:*in shock*it will take for ever to get rid of that smell!

Sorry but French Fry's head is a bit off.
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