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Sunday, November 21, 2004

I back
I is having internet now and as you can see I redid my site I am going to redo the whole art section and I will also have weekly stories of funny things that happen at school (and also perverted) and knowing my friends Mike and Tom there will be plenty of stories. For example there's this one story I only told to teo people and now I cannot hear the sound a bovine makes without thinking nasty thoughts. Anywho on Friday Mike's like "I made two strikes today (in bowling) aren't you happy for me?"
"Sure..."
"I don't think you're truely happy for me"
"Sure....what're you doing for break?"
"Raping people"
"that sounds like fun"
"wanna join?"
"no that's ok"
"I should start like a chain gang or something!"
"like a posse!"
"maybe a pussy posse!"
Then I go "can I have your sn I'm gonna be bored this week"
"Sure you can be my (I couldn't hear what he said at that point he was walking into the boy's locker room) but there's an initiation process *eyebrows go up and down*"
At that point I was like fuck it and walked away.
See what you guys are in for? What great entertainment huh?
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