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Thursday, March 17, 2005

Carl's back!
Yes Carl my quiet friend, (who you all call imaginary) is back. I was right he was in Vegas!

Me: Carl what were you doing in Vegas?

Carl: Having fun....

Me: What'd you do there?

Carl: Hey what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."

Me: OK I don't even want to know what you did now.

Carl: There was a wedding, but we got it annuled... like Brittany Spears!

Me: To who?!?!

Carl: Iono who she was, that's why we got it anulled.

Me: Dammit Carl you know you're too young to drink!

Carl: I wasn't drinking, I was high.

Me: You dumbass

Carl: What's wrong, pot does the same thing beer does to you.

Me: No not that it's just you didn't invite me.

Carl: oh, well that's one of the reasons I left.

Me: You asshole *flips him off*

Carl: That was uncalled for.

Me: Hey Carl you know what day it is?

Carl: .... no I'm still a little hung over...

Me: I thought you said you didn't drink.

Carl: No I said I didn't drink the night I got married.

Me: *shakes head in disbelief* anyways... well it's Saint Patty's day and you're not wearing any green.

Carl: *eyes get wide* what did you say?!

Me: You heard me

Carl: Come on have a heart, I don't want bruises like last year!

Me: Too bad *pinches all over really hard*

Carl: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

As you can tell we had a good day... well I did.



This is the shirt I wore today.
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