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Thursday, April 28, 2005

Hmmm
I haven't posted in a few days but oh well, I have a new friend named Andrew yes he is a new bench cult member. Then I got the International Supervideos DVD from HellsingKikAzzFan thank you. Then I watched Donnie Darko, that's a great movie. Then I had a conversation with HellsingKikAzzFan's brother which went very wrong. This is how it went

Hellsing: Ryan's home!

Grandma Smurf: I gotta ask him something

Hellsing: Ok...

Ryan: Hello?

Grandma Smurf: Donde estas el queso de govermente?

Ryan: What now?

Grandma Smurf: Donde Estas el queso de governmente?!

Ryan: Hold on one more time

Grandma Smurf: Donde estas el queso de governmente!!

Ryan: I'm rusty
Grandma Smurf: Where is the
government cheese?!

Ryan: Oh that's right

Grandma Smurf: You know what else

Ryan: huh

Grandma Smurf: Tango un pourkes (sp?) in mis chones!

Ryan: You have a hog in your pants?

Grandma Smurf: yes it's with the tortillas

Ryan: Why is everything in your pants?

Grandma Smurf: Because that's all I know how to say anything else,
aside from Donde estas el queso de governmente. Aki! Aki!

Ryan: Aki! Aki! In mis chones!

Grandma Smurf: the government cheese is in your pants?

Ryan: Yep

Grandma Smurf: AWWWW that's not right!

Ryan: ok I'll let you talk to my sister again.

Grandma Smurf: You do that

Hellsing: ok....

Grandma Smurf: He has my cheese
in his pants!

Yes interesting right? Well anyways here's your song, which was actually sung by Tre Cool.

Dominated Love Slave by Green Day

I want to be your dominated love slave
I want to be the one that takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Smack me in the forehead with a chain

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive those staples deep

I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a beltsander against my skin
I want to feel pain all over my body
Can't wait to be punished for my sins.

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive those staples deep

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive those staples deep

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive... thank ya'll folks
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