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Birthday
• 1984-03-06
Gender
• Female
Location
• Texas USA
Member Since
• 2005-03-13
Real Name
• I'm Bob. That's it. No, really!

Personal

Favorite Anime
• INUYASHA!!!! Plus I love FMA, Trigun, and Cowboy Bebop
Goals
• To not kill anyone during labor
Hobbies
• Reading, writing, running, volleyball, pool, and watching Adult Swim
Talents
• Writing, cheering people up

myOtaku.com: kagomemom

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Tittering Tuesday
Well, so far no one has actually PMed the answer, but I have to give Dajenbug credit, cuz jen gave another line to the movie, therefore I KNOW that she knows what it's from!! I have decided that at the ends of everydays post I will put the clues for the previous days until that specific clue is null and void. Sound okatay? Good, that's what I thought. Now for today's joke:

A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing nest to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him. looks down and says. "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The little man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!........Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!

Tee Hee hee, maybe that wasn't appropriate for the young un's on here, but oh well! Well, everyone have a nice day, Love and Peace, TTFN my duckies! **BOB**

Movie Monday: "You remind me of the Babe..."

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