Tuesday, November 29, 2005

   YAYYYY!!!!
Well fellow MyO members, I finally got my driver's license! Yeah, i know, 21 and just barely getting a license, but I finally got it this morning!!! *does a little victory jig* Okay, I'm okay now. So far no one has guessed on yesterday's clue, but that's otay, you have till next Sunday night for that. Here's today's funness:
Tittering Tuesday
There is a bear and a rabbit living in the same forest who hate each other. One day a genie appeared and said that they could each have three wishes. The only thing was they had to take turns. The bear said that since he was bigger and better, he would go first. He said "I wish that all the honey in the world was in this forest." *poof* all the honey bees in the world were now making their honey in his forest. "okay rabbit, your turn" said the Genie. Rabbit sat there for a moment and then says "I want the fastest motorcycle in the world" "uh, okay" *poof* the fastest motorcycle in the world appeared before the rabbit. "okay bear, your turn" "I want all of the bears in the world to become females who want only me." "Wow, that's a good one!" exclaimed the Genie. *poof* Bear became the only male bear left in the world. "Rabbit, your up" Once again, rabbit sat there for a little while thinking. "okay, I want a helmet that fits me well." "okay, if that's what you really want" replied Genie confused. *poof* a rabbit sized helmet appeared on the seat of his motorcylcle. "all right bear, this your last wish" "okay, I now want all of those female bears here in my forest." "You got it!" *poof* every bear (now all female) appeared in the forest. "Rabbit, make this one a good one" Once more, the rabbit sat there for a moment. Then he said "okay, I know what I want, but give me a moment" He then strapped on his helmet and climbed aboard his bike. As he started it up and revved the engine, he looks back at bear with an evil grin and says "Genie, I wish for bear to be gay" Then sped off out of the forest, never to be seen by bear again.

Okay, I know that's an old one, but I love it anyway!!
Here's yesterday's clue:
MM: "I'll go down in history as the man who opened a door!"

Well, I guess that's about it for today, so Love and Peace, and TTFN my duckies!
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