Thursday, July 27, 2006

no.013 //27.07.2006
[copy and pasted from my msn space]

today i age

so today is the day i turn ten-plus-six
and it was a funny day
i spent my bday at my work experience place

but before that, at 00:00:21 i got a bday sms from bunnie boi
then at my morning break got bday sms from baka kitsune-kun [aubrey]
nothing lunch break but sushi and orange juice to kill the raw salmon taste
afternoon break, got bday sms from tien

and i'll get used to raw salmon sushi by the time im 17

the day started off with the usual dusting, but i shall dust no more since ive dusted all the shelves of the whole damn shop. and the place is big too.

heres how the day went..

we got a huge tray of donuts this morning from, i suspect, donut king

one of the staff named chris kept singing "hallelujah"
and told me not to eat all the donuts or i'll end up like him
and a lady told me that i will never end up like a man

plus mrs coyle [homeroom + a.chemistry teacher] came to visit me at 10 in the morning.

i ate two chocolate eclairs today
and two sushi rolls [salmon and crab meat] and three jap men were sitting nearby speaking jap. so it was a like lunch in japan for me. and i was going thru a fukunishi takashi slideshow on my phone whilst eating.

and found these conversations funny

callan: hey have you seen brett?
cat: yeah he's over.... uh...
callan: the bald guy
staff: hes upstairs
callan: HEY BALDIE~! BALDIE?

chris: *looks in the donut tray* NOO ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE GONEEE

*crash* [cat dropped a keyboard]
cat: uh oh
chris: [from the office] trashing the joint now are we?

*crash* [cat dropped a few ink printer cartridges]
brett: ohh you gotta buy that now
cat: NOOOOOOOOO

and got called these names by another staff member named anthony
- step lady [for using the stepladder countless times]
- ladder girl [short statured, high shelf, what do you need to get to da top?]
- label girl [labelling stock...girl]

and he [anthony] also forced me to eat donuts but i ate NONE. i love my choco eclairs

i found quite a few interesting things in the staff area...
- a plate labelled "brett's plate :)"
- a piece of cardboard that says "new and improved fart fanner"
- brett's "What's For Lunch" employee of the month award
- brett's "Got a new car, need a new clutch" employee of the month award
- chris [the one who thinks hes fat and told me not to eat too much donuts] eating healthy
- an optical mouse about 3cm X 8cm [0___0 ADORABLEEE]
- a MICRO SD CARD for phones thats 1cm x 0.8cm and holds ONE GIGABYTE and its CUTEEE
- them flexible foldable waterproof sandproof keyboards that ive seen at the start of my lifetime but decided to brag about it now

all measurements are approximate and are recorded as seen thru the glass window.

meghan sent an email i found funny as well:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR CATY CAT CAT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YAY!!!!!!!

ok well you 16 now so love it

SWEET 16 NEVER BEEN KISSED

from meggie

and i laughed at my solitary life! and unlike lizzie, im enjoying every moment of it!

how?

well... here it goes
- i can call any guy cute
- i can call any guy hot
- i can yak on and on about a range of people
- i can love who i choose to love and not worry bout it being mutual

tadaa

and i yakked on and on and i think i should stop

odaiji ni minna-san~

kaizenkaoru