Friday, March 11, 2005

I'm ALIVE

<frame scrolling ="yes"><table>Hello there,i'm just writing to let ya'll know that i'm fine.i did not die yesterday,ok,so don't be worried.<br /> Favourite anime?<br /> <FORM ACTION = "mailto:kalifa@theotaku.com"<br /> METHOD = "post"><br /> <select name = "anime"><br /> <option> Yu-gi-oh<br /> <option> Himura Kenshin<br /> <option> Sakura Card Captors<br /> <option selected> Yu-gi-oh<br /> <br /> </select><br /> What is your favourite anime?<br /> <input TYPE = "text"<br /> NAME = "nn"<br /> SIZE = "40"<br /> MAXLENGTH = "100"><br /> <input Type = "submit"<br /> Value = "SUBMIT"><br /> </form><bgsound src="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/brokendreams.mid" loop=100></bgsound>
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005

   COOL QUIZ

<frame scrolling ="yes"><table><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/Leftomaniac/quizzes/Oi!%20What%20Kind%20of%20Loner%20Are%20You%3F/"><img src="http://images.quizilla.com/L/Leftomaniac/1073269833_zlonemelon.gif" border="0" alt="Bleed cable programming"><br> <font size="-1">Oi! What Kind of Loner Are You?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font><br /> <br /> <bold>TRY THIS QUIZ OUT<bold><br /> <script>confirm("...PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE REMEMBER TO SIGN MY GUEST BOOK AND TO CHECK OUT MY ARTWORK...AND REMEMBER>>>I"M WATCHING YOU>HA HA HA HA!!!!!")</script><br /> <script>confirm(THIS IS ANNOYING...........AIN'T IT......SCARED I'LL POP UP AGAIN.......HA HA HA!!!!)</script><bgsound src="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/brokendreams.mid" loop=100></bgsound>
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Saturday, March 5, 2005

   SOOOOO FINEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

<frame scrolling ="yes"><table><img src="http://www.animegalleries.net/show.php?img=albums/media/222/rk_sagara001.jpg"><br /> <br /> <p class=navbar align=center style='text-align:center'><br /> <span style='font-size:10.0pt;<br /> font-family:"Trebuchet<br /> MS";color:#3399FF'><SELECT NAME="KALIFA'S SPECIAL FRIENDS"<br /> onchange="MM_jumpMenu('parent',this,0)"><br /> <OPTION SELECTED VALUE="#">Visit Kalifa's <strong><bold>SPECIAL</bold></strong> Friends<br /> <OPTION VALUE="#">------------------<br /> <br /> Sakura01 <OPTION VALUE="www.myotaku.com/sakur01"><ahref="http://www.myotaku.com/sakura01">Sakura01</a><br /> </SELECT><!-- /left navigation --><!-- /left navigation --><o:p></o:p></span></p><bgsound src="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/brokendreams.mid" loop=100></bgsound>
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<frame scrolling ="yes"><table><centre><a href="http://www.neopets.com/~Fivestar24"><img src="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/blinkd18.gif" border=0></a><centre><br /> <br /> <strong>DON'T YOU FIND THIS PIC PRETTY¿?<STRONG><br /> <img src ="http://www.animegalleries.net/albums/Sakura_Taisen/sakura/st_sakura0010.jpg"BORDER = "2"><br /> <img src = "http://www.animegalleries.net/albums/Sakura_Taisen/sakura/thumb_st_sakura0009.jpg" ><bgsound src="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/brokendreams.mid" loop=100></bgsound>
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NEW LOOK

<frame scrolling ="yes"><table>HELLO, KALIFA HERE, I'M KINDA CHANGING THE LAYOUT OF THE SITE.HOPE YOU LIKE THE NEW LOOK.<br /> <a href="http://www.neopets.com/~Fivestar24"><img src="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/cc5.gif" border=0></a><a href="http://www.neopets.com/~Fivestar24"><img src="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/cc4.gif" border=0></a><a href="http://www.neopets.com/~Fivestar24"><img src="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/cc1.gif" border=0></a><br /> <br /> <bgsound src="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/brokendreams.mid" loop=100></bgsound>
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Thursday, February 24, 2005

   Kalifa's back

<frame scrolling ="yes"><table>Hello I'm back and I'm changing up my site layout a bit so if you find that it's looking funny of weirdish please excuse it.<br /> Kalifa<br /> <bgsound src="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/brokendreams.mid" loop=100></bgsound>
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Tuesday, November 2, 2004

   Ming Ming

<frame scrolling ="yes"><table><div id="dot0" style="position: absolute; visibility: hidden; height: 11; width: 11;"><br /> <img src="bullet.gif" height=11 width=11><br /> </div><br /> <div id="dot1" style="position: absolute; height: 11; width: 11;"><br /> <img src="bullet.gif" height=11 width=11><br /> </div><br /> <div id="dot2" style="position: absolute; height: 11; width: 11;"><br /> <img src="bullet.gif" height=11 width=11><br /> </div><br /> <div id="dot3" style="position: absolute; height: 11; width: 11;"><br /> <img src="bullet.gif" height=11 width=11><br /> </div><br /> <div id="dot4" style="position: absolute; height: 11; width: 11;"><br /> <img src="bullet.gif" height=11 width=11><br /> </div><br /> <div id="dot5" style="position: absolute; height: 11; width: 11;"><br /> <img src="bullet.gif" height=11 width=11><br /> </div><br /> <div id="dot6" style="position: absolute; height: 11; width: 11;"><br /> <img src="bullet.gif" height=11 width=11><br /> </div><br /> <br /> <script LANGUAGE="JavaScript"><br /> <!-- hide code<br /> <br /> /*<br /> Elastic Trail script (By Philip Winston @ pwinston@yahoo.com, URL: http://www.geocities.com/pwinston/)<br /> Script featured on Dynamicdrive.com<br /> For this and 100's more DHTML scripts, visit http://dynamicdrive.com<br /> */<br /> <br /> var nDots = 7;<br /> <br /> var Xpos = 0;<br /> var Ypos = 0;<br /> <br /> // fixed time step, no relation to real time<br /> var DELTAT = .01;<br /> // size of one spring in pixels<br /> var SEGLEN = 10;<br /> // spring constant, stiffness of springs<br /> var SPRINGK = 10;<br /> // all the physics is bogus, just picked stuff to<br /> // make it look okay<br /> var MASS = 1;<br /> // Positive XGRAVITY pulls right, negative pulls left<br /> // Positive YGRAVITY pulls down, negative up<br /> var XGRAVITY = 0;<br /> var YGRAVITY = 50;<br /> // RESISTANCE determines a slowing force proportional to velocity<br /> var RESISTANCE = 10;<br /> // stopping criterea to prevent endless jittering<br /> // doesn't work when sitting on bottom since floor<br /> // doesn't push back so acceleration always as big<br /> // as gravity<br /> var STOPVEL = 0.1;<br /> var STOPACC = 0.1;<br /> var DOTSIZE = 11;<br /> // BOUNCE is percent of velocity retained when <br /> // bouncing off a wall<br /> var BOUNCE = 0.75;<br /> <br /> var isNetscape = navigator.appName=="Netscape";<br /> <br /> // always on for now, could be played with to<br /> // let dots fall to botton, get thrown, etc.<br /> var followmouse = true;<br /> <br /> var dots = new Array();<br /> init();<br /> <br /> function init()<br /> {<br /> var i = 0;<br /> for (i = 0; i < nDots; i++) {<br /> dots[i] = new dot(i);<br /> }<br /> <br /> if (!isNetscape) {<br /> // I only know how to read the locations of the <br /> // <LI> items in IE<br /> //skip this for now<br /> // setInitPositions(dots)<br /> }<br /> <br /> // set their positions<br /> for (i = 0; i < nDots; i++) {<br /> dots[i].obj.left = dots[i].X;<br /> dots[i].obj.top = dots[i].Y;<br /> }<br /> <br /> <br /> if (isNetscape) {<br /> // start right away since they are positioned<br /> // at 0, 0<br /> startanimate();<br /> } else {<br /> // let dots sit there for a few seconds<br /> // since they're hiding on the real bullets<br /> setTimeout("startanimate()", 1000);<br /> }<br /> }<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> function dot(i) <br /> {<br /> this.X = Xpos;<br /> this.Y = Ypos;<br /> this.dx = 0;<br /> this.dy = 0;<br /> if (isNetscape) { <br /> this.obj = eval("document.dot" + i);<br /> } else {<br /> this.obj = eval("dot" + i + ".style");<br /> }<br /> }<br /> <br /> <br /> function startanimate() { <br /> setInterval("animate()", 20);<br /> }<br /> <br /> <br /> // This is to line up the bullets with actual LI tags on the page<br /> // Had to add -DOTSIZE to X and 2*DOTSIZE to Y for IE 5, not sure why<br /> // Still doesn't work great<br /> function setInitPositions(dots)<br /> {<br /> // initialize dot positions to be on top <br /> // of the bullets in the <ul><br /> var startloc = document.all.tags("LI");<br /> var i = 0;<br /> for (i = 0; i < startloc.length && i < (nDots - 1); i++) {<br /> dots[i+1].X = startloc[i].offsetLeft<br /> startloc[i].offsetParent.offsetLeft - DOTSIZE;<br /> dots[i+1].Y = startloc[i].offsetTop +<br /> startloc[i].offsetParent.offsetTop + 2*DOTSIZE;<br /> }<br /> // put 0th dot above 1st (it is hidden)<br /> dots[0].X = dots[1].X;<br /> dots[0].Y = dots[1].Y - SEGLEN;<br /> }<br /> <br /> // just save mouse position for animate() to use<br /> function MoveHandler(e)<br /> {<br /> Xpos = e.pageX;<br /> Ypos = e.pageY; <br /> return true;<br /> }<br /> <br /> // just save mouse position for animate() to use<br /> function MoveHandlerIE() {<br /> Xpos = window.event.x + document.body.scrollLeft;<br /> Ypos = window.event.y + document.body.scrollTop; <br /> }<br /> <br /> if (isNetscape) {<br /> document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEMOVE);<br /> document.onMouseMove = MoveHandler;<br /> } else {<br /> document.onmousemove = MoveHandlerIE;<br /> }<br /> <br /> <br /> function vec(X, Y)<br /> {<br /> this.X = X;<br /> this.Y = Y;<br /> }<br /> <br /> // adds force in X and Y to spring for dot[i] on dot[j]<br /> function springForce(i, j, spring)<br /> {<br /> var dx = (dots[i].X - dots[j].X);<br /> var dy = (dots[i].Y - dots[j].Y);<br /> var len = Math.sqrt(dx*dx + dy*dy);<br /> if (len > SEGLEN) {<br /> var springF = SPRINGK * (len - SEGLEN);<br /> spring.X += (dx / len) * springF;<br /> spring.Y += (dy / len) * springF;<br /> }<br /> }<br /> <br /> <br /> function animate() { <br /> // dots[0] follows the mouse,<br /> // though no dot is drawn there<br /> var start = 0;<br /> if (followmouse) {<br /> dots[0].X = Xpos;<br /> dots[0].Y = Ypos; <br /> start = 1;<br /> }<br /> <br /> for (i = start ; i < nDots; i++ ) {<br /> <br /> var spring = new vec(0, 0);<br /> if (i > 0) {<br /> springForce(i-1, i, spring);<br /> }<br /> if (i < (nDots - 1)) {<br /> springForce(i+1, i, spring);<br /> }<br /> <br /> // air resisitance/friction<br /> var resist = new vec(-dots[i].dx * RESISTANCE,<br /> -dots[i].dy * RESISTANCE);<br /> <br /> // compute new accel, including gravity<br /> var accel = new vec((spring.X + resist.X)/MASS + XGRAVITY,<br /> (spring.Y + resist.Y)/ MASS + YGRAVITY);<br /> <br /> // compute new velocity<br /> dots[i].dx += (DELTAT * accel.X);<br /> dots[i].dy += (DELTAT * accel.Y);<br /> <br /> // stop dead so it doesn't jitter when nearly still<br /> if (Math.abs(dots[i].dx) < STOPVEL &&<br /> Math.abs(dots[i].dy) < STOPVEL &&<br /> Math.abs(accel.X) < STOPACC &&<br /> Math.abs(accel.Y) < STOPACC) {<br /> dots[i].dx = 0;<br /> dots[i].dy = 0;<br /> }<br /> <br /> // move to new position<br /> dots[i].X += dots[i].dx;<br /> dots[i].Y += dots[i].dy;<br /> <br /> // get size of window<br /> var height, width;<br /> if (isNetscape) {<br /> height = window.innerHeight + window.pageYOffset;<br /> width = window.innerWidth + window.pageXOffset;<br /> } else { <br /> height = document.body.clientHeight + document.body.scrollTop;<br /> width = document.body.clientWidth + document.body.scrollLeft;<br /> }<br /> <br /> // bounce off 3 walls (leave ceiling open)<br /> if (dots[i].Y >= height - DOTSIZE - 1) {<br /> if (dots[i].dy > 0) {<br /> dots[i].dy = BOUNCE * -dots[i].dy;<br /> }<br /> dots[i].Y = height - DOTSIZE - 1;<br /> }<br /> if (dots[i].X >= width - DOTSIZE) {<br /> if (dots[i].dx > 0) {<br /> dots[i].dx = BOUNCE * -dots[i].dx;<br /> }<br /> dots[i].X = width - DOTSIZE - 1;<br /> }<br /> if (dots[i].X < 0) {<br /> if (dots[i].dx < 0) {<br /> dots[i].dx = BOUNCE * -dots[i].dx;<br /> }<br /> dots[i].X = 0;<br /> }<br /> <br /> // move img to new position<br /> dots[i].obj.left = dots[i].X; <br /> dots[i].obj.top = dots[i].Y; <br /> }<br /> }<br /> <br /> // end code hiding --><br /> </script><br /> <img src="http://www.eidmubarak.com/imageboxes/box56/i564120045301.gif"><br /> <br /> <strong><font size="+4">Hi,<br /> Kalifa here,<br /> Again,I,Decided,To,Add<A POST.2Day......<br /> I'm AL>Rea <br /> VVVVVVVVery TIReD typpping.That/.'s prbablY y,,my ,haND KEeps <br /> on,slippinnnnnnnng.<br /> and all.><br /> THESE? strange <br /> THNIGs aer Presedd.Wow,my hand,IIIS <br /> stayIng__on the LETTERs longgg//I I I I see the light It's iTT's comnig aHHHHH......<br /> ...AHGHHHHH.......<br /> .AAAAAHHHHHHH........<br /> AHHHHHHH<br /> HH.AAHHHHAHHHH<br /> HH.AAAAAAAAAAAAAH<br /> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<br /> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<br /> .........HELP<br /> .plz stop......<br /> .I CAN"T E VEN un<br /> derst/and what i just<br /> tYpe/d when i rered IT^</Font></strong><br /> <br /> <img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQAjA2wYH9c2BXFABsKTk8XQoKPP47ObTcuVT1OQCUN8AsYpAlSUyk7iwKkdJskeU59a1xIlfsZnOa*oypgC*KqGmnFkd7tRuJTm8ibHWehy2mS0bVDvBw/guesspic2.jpg?dc=4675465010786747014"/><bgsound src="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/brokendreams.mid" loop=100></bgsound>
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   >>>>>>BLAH

<frame scrolling ="yes"><table><img src="http://images.quizilla.com/X/xdrowningdolliex/1046691577_l_whipcunt.gif" border="0" alt="whipcunt"><br>You are whipcunt!You are sassy and careless.Most<br>people think you're a bitch but obviously you<br>don't give a shit what other people think of<br>you.You're certainly not afraid to kick some<br>ass..A true bad ass..Good for you!<br /> <br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/xdrowningdolliex/quizzes/Which%20Gothic%20Powerpuff%20Girl%20Are%20You%3F/"> <font size="-1">Which Gothic Powerpuff Girl Are You?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font><br /> <br /> This quiz result does not reflect me at all....I don't know how.......................WATEVER<bgsound src="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/brokendreams.mid" loop=100></bgsound>
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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

<frame scrolling ="yes"><table><table><img src="http://images.quizilla.com/B/babyangel732/1046920777_riussirius.jpg" border="0" alt="Sirius Black"><br>You are Sirius Black! The dead sexy ex-convict. You<br>like long walks on the beach and possibly hate<br>Snape with a passion^^ Go you!<br /> <br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/babyangel732/quizzes/Which%20of%20the%20marauders%20are%20you%3F/"> <font size="-1">Which of the marauders are you?</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font></table><br /> <img src="http://images.quizilla.com/D/DameGreyWulf/1087574489_chibishadi.gif" border="0" alt="HASH(0x8b37e10)"><br>youre Shadi! youre freakin scary! you sneaky<br>bastard why dont you help for once?! you need<br>to get a life XD<br /> <br><br><a href="http://quizilla.com/users/DameGreyWulf/quizzes/Which%20YuGiOh%20chibi%20are%20u%3F(boys%20n%20girls!)/"> <font size="-1">Which YuGiOh chibi are u?(boys n girls!)</font></a><BR> <font size="-3">brought to you by <a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla</a></font> <script>confirm("...PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE REMEMBER TO SIGN MY GUEST BOOK AND TO CHECK OUT MY ARTWORK...AND REMEMBER>>>I"M WATCHING YOU>HA HA HA HA!!!!!")</script><br /> <bgsound src="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/brokendreams.mid" loop=100></bgsound>
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   MONEY

<frame scrolling ="yes"><table><strong><font size="+6">Money</Font></strong><br /> <img src="http://www.optillusions.com/illusions/dollar.jpg"><br /> <strong><font size="+6">It can buy you a house</font></strong><img src="http://www.rhpl.org/house.jpg"><br /> <strong><font size="=6">But not a home</font></strong><bgsound src = "http://www.findmidis.com/midis/britneyspears_toxic.mid"><body Background="http://66.111.49.71/wallpapers/angelic/angelic_3_800.jpg"><br /> <br /> <hr Width="75%" size="5"><br /> JUST A LITTLE NOTE FROM ME<br /> <center><br /> <a href="http://www.murderwinks.net/saiyuki/etc/quiz/"><br /> <img src="http://www.murderwinks.net/saiyuki/etc/quiz/kougaiji.jpg" alt="Which Saiyuki Boy are you?" border=0></a><BR><BR><br /> <b>Which Saiyuki boy are you?</b><BR><br /> Take the <a href="http://www.murderwinks.net/saiyuki/etc/quiz/">Saiyuki Quiz</a> at <a href="http://www.murderwinks.net/saiyuki/">Scarred</a><br /> </center><br /> <bgsound src="http://www.boomspeed.com/starlight/brokendreams.mid" loop=100></bgsound>
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