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Friday, February 11, 2005


   You better have seen All Your Pie Already!(see yesterdays post)
Alright, this is a humorous interview I wrote so keep an open mind...
Cara: Hello, Im Cara Conway! Today Im interviewing Mister InuYasha!
Inu: *dragged onstage* NOOOO!!! I don wanna goooo!!!
Cara: Hello! Um, Mister Yasha, is something wrong?
Inu: *huffy tone* I wanna go home. Jessica’s making pie!
Cara: Weeell, if you stay then well give you a pie!
Inu: Yay! Hey, look! A distraction! *points to door*
Cara: Really?! *Looks* Hey, its just a door! *looks back* Hey! Where’d you get that pie?!
Inu: *Mouthful of pie* Off of that window sill.
Cara: What window sill?!
Inu: The one that is conveniently located in the middle f the stage, of coarse! Y’know, with the pie lady that’s shakin’ her rolling pin at me * turns to pie lady* YEAH IM TALKING TO YOU!!! WHAT ‘CHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!
*epic battle between pie lady and InuYasha begins*
Inu and pie lady: *battle cry* *girly slap fight*
Cara: OMG!!! They’re killing each other!!!
The Pie (not the pie lady): Im so delicious! Look at me!
Ark: No! I cant give in to temptation!
Inu: I can! *eats pie*
Ark: That’s it! Your going down boy! *raises sword* Gladiator! Yah!
*Yet another epic battle*
Inu: Buuuuurrrrrrppppp!!!
Ark: Sushiiiiiiiiii!!! Hah! I win!
Inu: No way! Sushi plus half a burp doesn’t count!
Ark: Does too!
Inu: Does not!
Ark: Does too booger brains!
Inu: Oh, yeah, well, I am rubber you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!
*Childish argument continues in background*
Cara: Screw this! Im about to be cancelled anyway!
The End
Toodles!

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