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• 2005-01-08
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• Since I wuz 12...actually, I watched like, Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball when I wuz about 2 or 3 so a long time!
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• InuYasha, Princess Mononoke, Castle in the Sky, Teen Titans, Spirited Away, hack//SIGN, Gundam Seed, Martin Mystery, Chobits(provacative but hilarious), Ranma1/2, Naruto, Witch Hunter Robin
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• To recruit more Inu fans and become a photographer, model(me mums idea) or a journalist
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Friday, April 1, 2005
Players Corner (if you love Miroku then you'll love this)
Miroku: Hello and welcome to Players Corner! Im your host, Miroku Assgrabber!
Jessica (me): *hiss* Introduce your guest and stop touching my ass!!!
*a girl storms across the stage*
Girl: *slaps Miroku* How could you?! You proposed, married and impregnated me and then you ran off with our daughter!
Daughter: Mommy!
Girl/Mother: Sweetie! Did Daddy hurt you?
Daughter: No, but, you now have great- great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandchildren!
Mother: IN ONE WEEK?!?!?!
Miroku: Dont underestimate an inner child-molester, I have skill.
Jessica: You can credit that line to my good friend Ben who put me through torture by suggesting such a thing (GIRLS DON?T MOLEST THEMSELVES! I DUNNO ABOUT YOU BEN BUT I DON?T!)
500 girls: *unison slap and scream* YOU PIG!!!
Jessica: Uh-oh, umm?our first guest is...Fluffy?
Fluffy: (a.k.a. Sesshomaru, Sessy-poo, Big Sess, Big Sass, etc,) Hawooo girlth! Hey! I have a lithp!
Jessica: Yeah, it isn?t as good as that one you had on someones ATG installment but its still similar!^-^
502 girls: MAKEUP TIPS!!!
*502 girls lift Fluffy onto their shoulders and make for the exit*
Jessica: Hey! IVE BEEN ON A WAITING LIST FOR A YEAR FOR HIM!!! *follows*
Fluffy: My loyal fanth!
Audience: FLUFFY!!! *follows*
Miroku: NO! SANGO! GIRLS! BOYS! Grrrr! Okay, show?s over, I guess?*chases everyone* WAIT, FLUFFY! WILL YOU BEAR MY CHILDREN?
Fluffy: Sure!
And so, Miroku and Fluffy lived happily ever after...until the honey-moon...It put Miroku into a padded room to sum it all up.
(this was graciously donated by Holly)
6 months later after the padded mental ward cell...
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Holly: *walks down street past Miroku and expects a groping*
Miroku: *walks by with a blank stare*
Holly: 0.0 Wow! Miroku! Youre, youre, youre, youre sober! *gasps*
Miroku: Well, after all Ive been through...you know...
Sango: *about to kiss Miroku* Ive made up my mind! Yes I will bear your children!
Miroku: *blank stare*
Sango: Miroku! I thought youd be jumping for joy!
Miroku: *blank stare* Ruuuusty spoooon?
Sango: What the ****(<
Miroku: *millions of slaps on his face*
Sango: Don?t you rusty spoon me mister! Im hygienic!
Miroku: *gurgles*
Holly: What the hell is wrong with him?
Sango: Where did you come from? Hes mine you know.
Holly: Yeah, yours and 500 other girls, plus a mother and daughter!
Sango: XP Nah!
Holly: XP Nah!
Fluffy: Miroku!
Holly: *dreamy eyes* Wait, what? Miroku? But I thought*sniffle*(Holly loves all the inu guys)
Miroku: AHHHHHHH!!! *runs away* THERE IS NO SPOON THERE IS NO SPOON!!!
Holly: *walks away moping but takes the time to squish Jaken on her way*
Jessica: You beotch Holly! You squished my boyfriend! *pissed off*
Sango: Well now, this is awkward?*spots Hojo* Hey cutey-pie! *chases*
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And so, Hollys moping, Jessicas pissed, Sessys weird, Jakens squished, Sango and Kagome are at war, Miroku has locked himself in the psycho ward with a strait jacket and a mirror, and InuYasha is all WTF mate?!
The End!
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