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Thursday, September 25, 2003


   A little something funny
Okay this is something Amalla Su sent to me a while back in an email and I really got a kick out of it....I know some of you don't live in America but you might enjoy it still! and yeah I know there are answers for most of these but still....if you actually think that first then you are a boring person!

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

>2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.

>3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

>4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

>5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

>6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
>the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

>7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.

>8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight. (THIS ONE ALWAYS BUGGED ME!)

>9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

>10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.

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