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Wednesday, November 15, 2006


Yay, Ireland!

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and yes, i can irish step-dance

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   Hey, I'm Bi...I Couldn't Resist!

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Ya Can't Beat A Polak!! Polska!!!!!!!!

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in case some of u are wondering, "polak" means "polish person" in polish. "polska" means "poland" in polish.

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Saturday, November 11, 2006


   The REAL Reason Orochimaru Left the Akatsuki
orochimaru's walking along, minding his own business...when kisame and itachi jump him and smack him onto the ground on his stomach!

kisame: give us yer lunch money, punk ass! *kick, stomp*

orochimaru: TT.TT *crying*

itachi: shet ep, orochimaru. *kick*

poor orochimaru...

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Tuesday, November 7, 2006


   Think About This:
ok how funny would this be if it actually happened in the anime?

sakon/ukon, kimimaro, kabuto, and orochimaru all had to evacuate their house because of some pest in there, right? now they have to stay in a hotel for one night, ok? so now they're at the hotel they have to stay at, see.

kabuto: orochimaru, what do you mean you're not going to room with me?

orochimaru: i mean, i'm not going to room with you.

kabuto: but i'm CLEAN now! my body's no longer in contact with the parasitic population!

orochimaru: look, i've had with you and your "lifestyle". if i don't get some kabuto-free reality, who knows what kind of syndrome i'll develop? *walks away*

then kabuto throws a mini-fit, pulls his underpants up out of his pants, gives himself a wedgie, and puts the underwear on his head.

kabuto: ok, i'm over it.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006


   Coolest Video Ever!!!

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Saturday, October 21, 2006


   Hot Yaoi Threesome!!!!
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Monday, October 2, 2006


   So Kawaii!!!!!!!!!!
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Thursday, August 31, 2006


I Adopted Orochimaru!!! Yay!!!!

I adopted a Naruto chibi! ^.^



Name: orochimaru

Likes: obtaining the ultimate power

Dislikes: anybody who defies him

Owner: yumi yamashita

Click here to adopt your own Naruto chibi!

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   No Kid Should Have to Go Through This Ever!
> > My name is Chris

> >

> >I am three,

> >

> >My eyes are swollen

> >

> >I cannot see,

> >

> >I must be stupid

> >

> >I must be bad,

> >

> >What else could have made

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> >My daddy so mad?

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> >I wish I were better

> >

> >I wish I weren't ugly,

> >

> >Then maybe my mommy

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> >Would still want to hug me.

> >

> >I cant do a wrong

> >

> >I cant speak at all

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> >Or else im locked up

> >

> >All day long.

> >

> >When im awake im all alone

> >

> >The house is dark

> >

> >My folks arent home

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> >When my mommy does come home

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> >I'll try and be nice,

> >

> >So maybe ill just get

> >

> >One whipping tonight.

> >

> >I just heard a car

> >

> >My daddy is back

> >

> >From Chariles bar.

> >

> >I hear him curse

> >

> >My name is called

> >

> >I press myself

> >

> >Against the wall

> >

> >I try to hide

> >

> >From his evil eyes

> >

> >Im so afraid now

> >

> >I'm starting to cry

> >

> >He finds me weeping

> >

> >Calls me ugly words,

> >

> >He says its my fault

> >

> >He suffers at work.

> >

> >He slaps and hits me

> >

> >And yells at me more,

> >

> >I finally get free

> >

> >And run to the door

> >

> >Hes already locked it

> >

> >And i start to bawl,

> >

> >He takes me and throws me

> >

> >Against the hard wall

> >

> >I fall to the floor

> >

> >With my bones nearly broken,

> >

> >And my daddy continues

> >

> >With more bad words spoken,

> >

> >"Im sorry!", I scream

> >

> >But its now much to late

> >

> >His face has been twisted

> >

> >Into a unimaginable shape

> >

> >The hurt and the pain

> >

> >Again and again

> >

> >O please God, have mercy!

> >

> >O please let it end!

> >

> >And he finally stops

> >

> >And heads for the door

> >

> >While i lay there motionless

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> >Sprawled on the floor

> >

> >My name is Chris

> >

> >I am three,

> >

> >Tonight my daddy

> >

> >Murdered me

> >

> >And you can help

> >

> >Sickens me to the soul,

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> >And if you read this

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> >and dont pass it on

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> >I pray for your forgivness

> >

> >

> >Because you would have to be

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> >One heartless person

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> >To not be effected

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> >By this Poem

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> >And because u r effected,

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> >Do something about it!

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> >So all i ask you to do

> >

> >Is pass this on!

> >

> >IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

> >

> >PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS AND PASS IT ON !!

REPOST THIS AS no kid should have to go through this ever!

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