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Tuesday, September 18, 2007


Bare, bear, or baer with me, I'm a little insane...
Hey everyone.

Yes, I'm still here. And I have to admit, I'm seriously thinking of coming back, at least for a while. The only thing is that I don't have anything to contribute. Which makes me not want to come back.

But then I thought, what is different about me from most of the rest of theotaku? Well, I suppose there is the fact that I'm a guy.

*WARNING! WARNING! TANGENT APPROACHING. TAKE EVASIVE ACTION*
"Slippy! Get out of there!"
"Help me Fox!"
"You suck Slippy!"
"Shut up Falco!"
"Come one guys, we're gonna hafta take this head on!"
"Right behind you Fox!"
"I'm relying on you Peppy!"

Has anyone else noticed that? It definitely seems like there are more females on theotaku then males. Maybe it's just me and my online attractiveness that makes all the hotline (hot-online, tricky, huh? I made it myself!) girls surround me, but that's the way it seems.

Yes, I just complimented all you girls. You know why? Because all girls are beautiful to me. That's why. If it's not the beauty on the outside they have, then it's the beauty on the inside that I admire. And some even have both! Like awesome, awesome Sheena... *drool*
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"Whew, that was a tough one Fox!"
"I hear you Slippy, I was worried about that one!"
"I wasn't. But then again, I'm great."
"Quiet Falco."

Did I ever mention that the article I was working on just before they destroyed the coolness behind theotaku was on that subject? It was getting to be pretty cool. Then the great culling occured. Sad times, sad times...
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Then I thought, "Well, I'm also the awesomest person ever." Which is entirely true, but does not need to be brought up right now, "We have guests!"
"Oh shut up. You're just jealous!"
"I'm not jealous! How could I be?!"
"Because I'm awesome and you're not!"
"WE'RE THE SAME PERSON, IDIOT!"
"...oh. Yeah. You're right."

Then I thought, "I'm at University! Not many other otakuites are!"

So I'm thinking of talking about University, what to expect, what to do to get ready, funny stories, and other things like that.

Anyone interested? Or should I just deem my plan a horrible idea and have it swept under my desk along with my DDR mat, bubble wrap, a power bar (not the food), my grade 12 physics and various math courses notes, the random sock that I don't THINK is mine and find it smells rather odd, and all the crumbs?

- Kastom

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