Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Answers to your burning questions!
I've said it twice already - I'm sick. Though I pretty much slept the entire day. -3-

Question tiem nao! Keep asking them, though. :3


Hmm a question, okay, if you can change your heritage to anything you want it to be, what would you be?

My heritage suits me pretty well, actually. I'm Irish, German, Swiss, and Welsh, though it would be kind of cool to have something...different...thrown in there. [I'm avoiding the weeaboo answer of "JAPANESE LAWL!1!!111!" *brick'd*]

When will there be a new WaKD? -ba dum chic-

Whenever Waffles and I collaborate and agree on an idea. ;3

My standard: What music do you like?

Unfortunately, I can't avoid a weeaboo answer here - I do enjoy JPop and such. My other geekout is with Broadway music. In general, rock music suits my tastes more, though Waffles has infiltrated my mind with Indie/alternative stuff.

How would your verse of the Avenue Q song It Sucks To Be Me go? (typing with random objects FTW)

FTW indeed.

I'm glad to say I actually know what you're talking about. I just need to remember the song...hang on...

You think your life sucks?
"I think so."
Your problems are pathetic.
I know I'm hyper, and kind of annoying
"Well..."
STFU. I like those different things like writing and tech.
But as you know, I love the people that I call my friends
Soooo WHY can I not get a BOYFRIEND?! F***!
It sucks to be me. :\

...Man. I have such a horrible parody idea in my head right now...

Favourite dirty joke. Obviously.

My favorite is kinda long, and I heard it a long time ago so it may not be as funny anymore but...YES! Here we go!

Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to the pastor of the church to help resolve a problem.
"Father," said Mr. Smith, "We're in a pickle. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermens!"
"Hmm, that is a problem," replied the pastor. "But I do have a solution." He proceeded to hand Mr. Smith a needle. "Here. Whenever your wife falls alseep, I'll give you a signal to poke her and wake her up."
So they left, thinking their problem was solved.
Sunday rolls around, and the Smiths came to the service like they always did. But sure enough, during the pastor's sermen, Mrs. Smith fell asleep. The pastor, however, took note of this.
"Who gave us his one and only sun to guide us in our ways?" The pastor proceeded to make the sign. Mr. Smith noticed this and poked his wife.
"My GOD!" she screamed.
"Yes Mrs. Smith, that's right!"
Yet this wasn't permanent, as Mrs. Smith soon fell asleep again. Once again, the pastor took note of this.
"And who died to redeem us from our sins?" He made the sign, Mr. Smith noticed, and jabbed his wife again.
"JESUS!" she screeched.
"Yes Mrs. Smith, that's right!"
The pastor continued on in his sermen, rather pleased to see that Mrs. Smith hadn't fallen alseep. However, during his next question...
"And what did Eve say after giving birth to Adam's ninety-ninth child?"
The pastor accidentally made the signal. Mr. Smith, taking this as the sign, poked his wife yet again. She turned to him, furious.
"IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT."
"Amen," said all the women in the church.

...Hmm. Looks shorter when typed up...
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