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Tuesday, March 14, 2006


Rediscovery
I recently re-discovered the 2002 game, Metroid Fusion. *fires up the GBA and loads her third save file* Must...defeat...Serris for...the fifth...time...
*fires rockets at Serris*
Hey! He's all black and charry now!
*continues firing*
Teh weh! I am victorious!
I found an energy tank!
Woot! I lowered the water levels!
Yay! I reached the recharge room!
Alright, alright, I'm done, sheesh...

Well, seeing as you guys seem to thrive on pain, I've created yet another "If It Were Anime". This time around, though, it's the ever-hateable "Oliver Twist". So, without further ado, Katana presents (directly from her notebook) -

If It Were Anime: Oliver Twist
The extremely condensed, sorta cliffnote-like version

Little Osamu Takeda lost his mother moments after he was born, and Osamu's father was nowhere to be found. With no family to raise him, Bokuya-sama, a sniveling, two-faced monk, took the boy to live and grow up at the temple.
What Osamu doesn't know is that he's the legendary Child of Impearies, and destined to create the Stone of Chikara. Thus, there are two sides that want him - the monks, and the underground group T.H.E.I.F. (oooh!)
Osamu, while out performing an errand, is suddenly kidnapped by Satoshi, a leader of one T.H.E.I.F. (The Home of Emo Inducing Fiends) circuit. Osamu is first treated like a slave, sheltered only slightly by the equally-abused but higher up Namiko - a girl who, throughout the ages, had developed feelings for Satoshi.
But after a raid goes wrong, Osamu is shot and severely wounded. While the rest of the circuit escapes, Satoshi attempts to treat the wound, but to no avail. Knowing that leaving Osamu would result in expultion - and death - from T.H.E.I.F. lord Chao, Satoshi escapes the city and heads out. In the end, Osamu is left in a ditch.
Once again finding himself on the streets, Osamu crawls about until coming upon the meeting house for the secret society, Elegy. There, people live apart from reality, seeing only the good but assisting those in need.
Osamu now must make a choice: Stay in this sheltered world and lead a happy life with his aunt and grandfather, go out onto the streets and be with his near-crush Namiko, or face a terrible truth...one that could destroy the world.

...Where the hell did that last paragraph some from?

^My B-day lunches are spent with music and homework. This was created a few minutes before going back to class. X3

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