Friday, March 24, 2006

Thinking 'bout Nightmares
Well, my upper introduction quote has been scrapped. Instead of "You've got style kid", I now have my new favorite of "You have the imagination of Dr. Suess and Willy Wonka on crack."

Dude, I thought Willy was already on crack. X3

My brother recently bought "Star Ocean: Till The End of Time" for the PS2. It's addicting, and very shiney. For some reason, the music sounds like the stuff used on "Golden Sun" - the GBA game that created a new high line for graphics on the GameBoy.
Anyways, it's extremely fun. All thoughout my (dead) times yesterday, I kept thinking, "Man, I wanna get home and play Star Ocean, dammit!"

It's spring break! And I had today off! Ten days of nothingness! Major wootness!

Well, you're probably thinking "What about nightmares?" As many of you know, I'm going to AnimeCental (ACen) come the first weekend of May. Surprisingly, I found out that bellpickle is going as well. I'm jumping at the chance to meet a fellow myOtakuian, as well as a person I know only through the internet.

...Which there in lies the problem. I've never seen bellpickle before, and I only know her through the internet - her obsession with Johnny Weir/Death Note, and her very pink site. ^^;; So I have about two scenarios running through my head about what will happen when I meet the pickle of the bells. (X3) Actually, three:

SCENARIO 1
Status: Not-A-Nightmare
Image: Here comes Katana and her large ambush party. She's dressed in a Haruko costume, her guitar case bulging with randomly bought items. On one side is a Sophie (Howl's Moving Castle), on the other, Haku (Naruto). They're in some sort of eating-ish area.
Katana: "Keep an eye out for a girl dressed as . Her tag says "ZOMG".
"Sophie": "Err, okay Kat, whatever you say..."
Haku makes a motion to indicate that he's found the "ZOMG" girl.
Katana: *after moment's hesitation, she screams:* "BELLPICKLE!"
The girl turns around. In fact, the costume cannot be indentified (empty coffee mug says something Death Note), but the girl itself strongly resembles Chi (one "i"? two?) from Chobits.
bellpickle: "You're...a lot different than I thought you were. Shorter too."
Katana: "..."

SCENARIO 2
Status: Creepy
Image: Here comes Katana and her large ambush party. She's dressed in a Haruko costume, her guitar case bulging with randomly bought items. On one side is a Sophie (Howl's Moving Castle), on the other, Haku (Naruto). They're in some sort of eating-ish area.
Katana: "Look for a girl with a nametag that says "ZOMG". Just trust me, okay?"
Sophie and Haku nod and look around. They spot something, and cringe back a bit. The two look at each other, reluctant as to whether to spoil Katana's, err, virgin eyes.
Haku: ...*sigh* "Hey, um, Katana...I think we found her..."
Katana: "REALLY?! Woot on rye!"
Cue bellpickle to pay attention. But the sight makes Katana scream. This bellpickle is extremely obsese, weighing upwards of about 300 pounds. That wouldn't be bad, except for the fact that she's wearing a Sailor Moon costume, fake wig and all, with the middle part made of elastic, half-transparent material, way too short skirt, and her bra is blindly showing through. The sight is so horrible that Katana hides behind the people of her ambush party until they leave.
Kat is later treated for mental trauma.

SCENARIO 3
Status: Hell Beyond Hell
Image: Here comes Katana and her large ambush party. She's dressed in a Haruko costume, her guitar case bulging with randomly bought items. On one side is a Sophie (Howl's Moving Castle), on the other, Haku (Naruto). They're in some sort of eating-ish area.
Now, insert the second scenario here, except that it's a full grown man, weighing about 400 pounds, and he's still dressed up as Sailor Moon. Katana dies on the spot.

So bellpickle, if you're here, I'm hoping you're more like scenario 1. Horrifingly enough, I had all those scenarios in three seperate dreams.
Yeah.
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