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Sunday, August 13, 2006

So, like...
First off, happy sixteenth birthday to my best friend, Aiyanna. =)

Secondly, I was over at bellpickle's myOtaku, and she had this whole "ten-step plan for when zombies attack". And 'cause I'm bored, I'm gonna do my own version.

If Zombies Were To Attack...

1.) Fill a backpack with cleaning chemicals, knives, and baseball bats. Grab the pointiest gardening object from the garage. Take all the money I can find around the house.

2.) Call all my friends and tell them to meet at the Geneva Commons. More specifically, to meet at the sporting goods store. Tell them to go as fast as they can and go on the non-crowded roads.

3.) Everyone gets a backpack and we raid the second floor hunting section. Knives, bows, and arrows are taken, as well as whatever guns they may have.
Aiyanna and Haku reveal that they brought along their decorative katanas. I sulk for a little bit.

4.) Go the next door Lowes, get whatever we need. Go the next door Meijer and stock up on food.

5.) Hotwire a van or bus or something and get the hell out. Haku drives, he's the oldest.

6.) As zombies attack, people stationed at windows fire off the guns. If a zombie gets within ten feet of the vehice, the shooter pulls back into the car and shoots from there. If a zombie lands on the vehicle, it's hack-and-slash time.

7.) Make our way to the most desolate place within reasonable vacinity - Missouri.

8.) Stop somewhere to buy gasoline for the vehicle and for ourselves. Buy lighters, matches, etc.

9.) Establish the base camp that's near a Super Target or something.

10.) Fend off the zombies with any means possible.

General rules to follow:
- Always travel in a group of three or more. Triangles, etc., are better than two lines.

- If you find a dead body, cremate it and perform a prayer. Make sure they don't come back to haunt us or come back as the living dead.

- If nobody is facilitating a store, then you raid raid raid. Cheap stuff is good, free stuff is better.

- Always remember that zombies aren't vampires. If you get bitten, you won't turn into one.

- Don't touch the katanas. Ever. Make sure you've designated to be on katana duty.
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