Sunday, November 20, 2005

   Bored...
I'm so bored, bored to tears, death, destruction, chaotic mutational transmodifications... wait, I don't even think that's a word. SEE! THIS IS WHAT BOREDOM DOES TO YOU, IT CORRUPTS YOUR MIND MAN, IT MAKES YOU DO CRAZY THINGS, SAY CRAZY STUFF LIKE ZOMG AND BLORF! GAHHHhhh... It seriously makes you tired too. Who the hell came up with boredom anyways, why did they call it boredom. Why not gontey or stelkin? I mean, wtf, why'd they gotta choose that. They just had to make it two syllables, except for bored, which is only one, count, ONE syllable! It's just a word that expresses that your feeling pretty stupid at the moment and there's nothing to do. Now I'm starting to get unbored by typing this, but who cares?! I found something I can rant on and on about! I mean, the idiot who came up with the word boredom is gonna get it once my imaginary cheeseburger puts some last touches on my super X time-turner3000. The latest time bending equipment in the universe. I'ma go back in time and stab the piece of shit that invented boredom...or, well, named it that is. And who the fuck invented school? I want to just tear that guys head of with a pencil and stab his eyes out with a long and sharp butcher knife, cremate his body, and use his ashes as seasoning for my dogs dinner tomorrow. I just want to kick his brain out of his skull and drink his blood like most people should do. I mean, isn't everybody vampiric? If you aren't, get the fuck off of Myo right this fucking instant! :D anywho, back to boredom. Why do we have boredom, why do we have to be bored? Why did god curse us with cheap reruns and crappy movies from the 70's and 80's? It's a sin I tell you, a SIN! CURSE YOU, YOU FUCKING RETARDED RERUNS!(note: never give retards sharp, unless you want them to die.) Then they gotta make things that cause boredom, like electricity, it may temporarily keep your focus oppupied, but sooner or later you'll lose your touch, and you'll wander off into dream land. Then your head will hit the keyboard, you'll accidentelly cuss out your best friend, and then when you wake up to 3 or 4 phone calls at once, you find out about it and are suddenly bombarded with insults and rude language as if heaven was gonna come down and say hello to the world. Which leads to something else I can rant about. God. I mean, look at him, he's hiding fromt he world because he's to afraid that he'll destroy everything, and that's why there's no nutrients and supplies we need anymore. He's to afraid to carrass his creations and love his work, so he banished himself to a place where only good people are allowed to come. then they gotta go do his dirty work and be his slaves, dogs, mutts to him. Now Satan on the other hand is strict, but fair. Everybody treats him like dirt, but nobody has ever witnessed what he does. nobody has ever witnessed god either, so I say this. WTF? Why do people hate others who don't believe in god if they don't truly know he exist? Another thing, you know the whole Adam & Eve shit? Not true. Humans are ape DNA, it's been tested many times, and 97.84% of it turned out positive. We are monkeys, apes, gorrilas are our brothers, orangatangs our allies, and spider monkey our closest friends. We have evolved into intellegent beings, starting out with primitave lifeforms, going to monkey poo, and back to primitave, just much more advanced. Now, I'm tired, and this is the last post for tonight, thank you, and good night.
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