Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Hey guys!

Time: 11:10 PM Song: Moonlight Sonata By: Beethoven Mood: Mellow-ish Seth: Good evening everyone; Kawaii, Lemony Slash, Muun Purinsesu and Bishojo Tenshi are all having fun being friends and what not. How is everyone else fairing? I do hope everyone's week is going just fine so far... mine has been quite confusing. WAHHH!!! Lemony's legs just burned off!!! XDD Seth: Uhm... goodness they must be pretty bored... acting like their pillows are on fire for some odd reason or rather. *Grabs Seth and skitters off.* C'mon! Let's have fun! Seth: Have a good week everyone! I thank all of my new friends, you know who you are, and all my good friends for making so many comments on my last post! I feel loved by all of you! I'll be getting to everyone's sites as soon as I get home. *Tosses heart-shaped cookies to everyone.* Seth: I will break free sooner or later! O RLY?!?! Kawaii Seth<3

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Monday, March 13, 2006

Let's Talk Aboot Butts! :D

Time: 11:20 PM Song: Eyes Like Yours By: Shakira Mood: Random. Oh, you know I have seen A sky without sun A man with no nation Saints, captive in chains A song with no name For lack of imagination ya la he ya he ya la he And I have seen Darker than ebony ya he ya he ya la he And now it seems, that I Without your eyes could never be My one desire, all I aspire Is in your eyes forever to live Traveled all over; the seven oceans There is nothing that I wouldn't give Came from Bahrain, got to Beirut Looking for someone comparing to you Tearing down windows and doors And I could not find eyes like yours Rabboussamai fikarrajaii Fi ainaiha aralhayati Ati ilaika min hatha lkaaouni Arjouka labbi labbi nidai Came from Bahrain, got to Beirut Looking for someone comparing to you Tearing down windows and doors And I could not find eyes like yours Oh, you know I have seen A woman of means In rags and begging for pleasure Crossed, a river of salt Just after I rode a ship that's sunk in the desert ya la he ya he ya la he And I have seen Darker than ebony ya he ya he ya la he And now it seems, that I Without your eyes could never be My one desire, all I aspire Is in your eyes forever to live Traveled all over; the seven oceans There is nothing that I wouldn't give Came from Bahrain, got to Beirut Looking for someone comparing to you Tearing down windows and doors And I could not find eyes like yours Rabboussamai fikarrajaii Fi ainaiha aralhayati Ati ilaika min hatha lkaaouni Arjouka labbi labbi nidai Came from Bahrain, got to Beirut Looking for someone comparing to you Tearing down windows and doors And I could not find eyes like yours Rabboussamai fikarrajaii Fi ainaiha aralhayati Ati ilaika min hatha lkaaouni Arjouka labbi labbi nidai min Bahrain ila Beirut Looking for someone comparing to you Tearing down windows and doors And I could not find eyes like yours My one desire, all I aspire Is in your eyes forever to live Traveled all over; the seven oceans There is nothing that I wouldn't give Came from Bahrain, got to Beirut Looking for someone comparing to you Tearing down windows and doors And I could not find eyes like yours Yeah, so I was eating a Strawberry and- Seth: More like a bowl strawberries... Shhh! I'm trying to talk! So I was eating a strawberry and talking to Muun Purinsesu on the phone when I randomly started laughing. You wanna know what I found? Seth: Not really.. I found... A STRAWBERRY THAT LOOKED LIKE A BUTT! I'm so fucking immature sometimes. Seth: But more so mature than many of the individuals you choose to hang out with. True. Anyway.... I'll be leaving all of my dear friends here at the Otaku for another short amount of time. I'm heading over to Muun Purinsesu's house today to stay the night before heading over to Bishojo Tenshi's place and going to a picnic with some con buddies/raving ninjas. And the fun shall ensue! Seth: *Eyes Kawaii's post title.* That is a very strange thing to say... Well if you think aboot it, many things look like butts these days. Seth: o.o;; 1. Strawberries 2. Chins 3. Phones 4. Speakers 5. Legs 6. Two palms squished together 7. And actual butts. Seth: You never seize to amaze me Kawaii. You're so amused with every little thing it is a amazing that you are not in a hospital. What's that supposed to mean?! D: Seth: Good night. *Wraps his silken robe about himself and walks into his room.* Hey are you naked under that?! Seth: *Slams the door.* Aww.... Kawaii Seth<3

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Sunday, March 12, 2006

Arghldkjgsh

Time: 12:05 PM Song: None. By: None. Mood: Tired... Sorry for the short post for today. I'm really tired and my chores keep calling for me... Chores: Kawwwwaaaiiiii.... clean usssss.... *Screams and runs away.*

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Saturday, March 11, 2006

HHAHAHA!!!! Hahaha!!! Ha! Haaaa....

Time: 11:14 PM Song: Remember Me By: Josh Groban Mood: Heh... Remember I will still be here As long as you hold me In your memory Remember When your dreams have ended Time can be transcended Just remember me I am the one star that keeps burning So brightly It is the last light To fade into the rising sun I'm with you whenever you tell My story For I am all I've done Remember I will still be here As long as you hold me In your memory Remember me I am that warm voice in the cold wind That whispers And if you listen You'll hear me call across the sky As long as I still can reach out And touch you That I will never die Remember I'll never leave you If you will only Remember me Remember I will still be here As long as you hold me In your memory Remember When your dreams have ended Time can be transcended I live forever Remember me Remember me Remember me Seth: *Covers his ears.* I really wish you would not listen to that song around me. But it reminds you of a certain someone, ne? Seth: *Walks into his room.* I'm feeling quite sick... good night, Kawaii. Poor guy. Anyway... I saw the funniest today. I have two cats. Matt (A fat tabby orange cat that is an adult and is very anti-social) and Ozzy (A ditzy adolescent that's grey and poofy.) I was standing by the bathroom door downstairs watching Ozzy balance himself on the toilet seat to drink from the toilet. It amazes me how that cat will drink from the toilet and his water dish too... whichever I closer, I guess. Matt comes wobbling into the bathroom and sits down behind Ozzy. A devious look seemed to take over his features and his ears pinned back.. Before my wide eyes, I watched Matt stand on his hind legs and push Ozzy into the toilet. I was rolling on the floor laughing instantly as Ozzy jumped from the toilet and sprinted upstairs. Matt acted like nothing happened and he went to their food dish to get a snack. Oh my god these cats and their rivalries... xDD Well, my absence will be taking over since I'll be spending the night at Lemony Slash's house with Muun Purinsesu and hopefully Bishojo Tenshi too. I'll see all of you, my dear friends, once I return. *Skitters off to check on poor Seth.* Kawaii Seth<3

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Friday, March 10, 2006

Feast your eyes on this! *Whips it out.*

Time: 2:05 PM Song: You Don't Know By: Reel Big Fish Mood: Besides the menstral time, just peachy. (horns standing by) *holy shit we're rollin* (ready) well first of all i'd like to say "fuck off!" (fuck off!) fuck off (FUCK OFF!) if you don't get it why don't you go shove your head back up your ass? and don't waste my time i don't need your opinion noo.. (hah hah hah) cuz you don't know what it's like no you don't know what it's like and you don't know what it's like to be like me you don't know so keep your mouth shut yeah... well this may come as kind of a surprise (surprise) surprise (SURPRISE!) i don't like you and i don't care what you think about what i do and most of all, i don't need your opinion no whoa (wah wah wah) and you don't know what it's like you don't know what it's like you don't know what it's like to be like me you don't know so keep your mouth shut well finally that's the way it is i like somethin' you don't and your tellin me its (heh heh) SHIT! but it's a waste of time we can't change our opinions (and we don't wanna be mean) ya know what else? oh oh oh i don't know what it's like i dont know what it's like i don't know what it's like to be like you i don't know so i'll keep my mouth.... [maniacallaughter]I had the fucking strangest thoughts today while eating Ramen and watching Azumanga Daioh.[/maniacallaughter] But I guess the strange thoughts will just have to come later on in this post because I intend to talk for a long while about mostly nothing that has to do with anything and you pretty much get the idea now but I'm still gonna talk your little ears off until they actually fall to the floor screaming for mercy and- Seth: I think they get it already. *Chuckles.* And I'm sure talking their ears off is not considered a literal term, Kawaii. I just love how you call me cute so much Seth. It makes me adore your sweetness all the more than I already do. *Huggles on Seth.* Seth: *Blushes.* ... Anyway. My alarm clock went off this morning and sent me spiraling from my beautiful dream about random shit that would make even the most random people scream and grip their heads in total horror and the agony of the situation. Yup... that's how interesting it was. Everything was totally black, like REALLY black... yeah. And it was all black and then this white round thing with huge eyes came rolling infront of me and it screamed: "MY NUBS ARE HARDENED FROM THE COLDNESS OF THIS WALL!" And kept on rolling. Needless to say, I said- well... nothing! Why didn't I say anything? BECAUSE IT WAS A DREAM! Gawd... everyone knows I can't control my dreams. Then the whole room just kinda melted around me and I was in a bathroom where this really obese man was sitting on the toilet. You could tell he was pushing really hard because these vein-like cords were bulging from his forehead and he was sweating and turning red. Then his pores opened and shit flew from his skin and he turned into that shit demon from Dogma. Seth: *Remains completely silent while looking at Kawaii with a indredulous look.* (For those of you that don't know what the word incredulous means, I suggest you look it up or sound it out or something. o.O) Anyway... I traveled from the bathroom and somehow fell into a pool filled with noodles and some weird white substance that could very well be labeled as "White cheddar" or "Cum/Sperm/Jiz/Whatever fucking slang you whippersnappers use nowadays"... yeah... whichever you choose. I choose to call it "White sauce" though. Because I'm special that way! I felt like I was drowning in the noodles when a hand grabbed me. I came from the dank abyss of the killer noodles and tried to look for my hero, but discovered a mutant bunny holding a man's severed arm between its jaws. And that severed hand was obviously my hero because it saves me from the man-eating noodles. The bunny made this fucked up noise that sounded like a mix between a duck noise and a kitten mewing before it grew into a kite and fluttered away into the skies. Then this noodle wrapped around my ankle and dragged me back into the killer pool of noodley goodness and I fell straight through them and landed in an alley where I saw these gangster people and they were singing. Yup... I saw a bunch of gangsters all boy-band like and singing, "You love my lady lumps..." Whilst grabbing the flab of skin that hung over their sagging pants. And that's when I woke up to my alarm clock blaring the "My Humps" song and my dad banging on my door for me to get my ass up. I skipped my shower because I took one last night and slipped a shirt over my spaghetti strap and got in the truck and headed to school where I read for three straight class periods and bitched and moaned about my fucking period. Seth: Too much information... Really now? Seth: Yes. M'kay. Then I got home and gotta a call from Josh saying he couldn't make it over today and we would have to post pone our strange date like thing to go get my hair cut. (Josh is gay, by the way.) So I ate lunch... ramen! And I watched and Azumanga Daioh episode. The episode was aboot all the girls graduating from High School and I thought about my particular standing point with my school and all that good stuff. Then it hit me with extreme force and stood up, thus knocking my cat Ozzy off my lap, and screamed: "HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO GRADUATE SOON!" Now... I know I have two years left... but c'mon. You know that feeling. Y'know? That feeling that you know you're going to graduate and no matter how hard you try to keep in touch with your old friends and try to hold onto those memories... you'll end up forgetting anyway. I got that feeling... Seth: *Nods.* And it scared the living shit out of me. O_O Seth: It did. She ran up to the room just to check the date on the calender to make sure she wasn't just dreaming of being in High School. Exactly... I was thinking that this could all be some sick dream out to ruin your mind's comprehension of your current life by making all this so-called "reality" into a dream. Seth: *Pats Kawaii and sighs.* A lot of things are just sick dreams. Don't you go getting distressed on me! Seth: *Chuckles.* Alright... That's my boy. *Pats Sethy and clears throat.* Now for some good news. I got Guild Wars today! Now I'll be playing Guild Wars online all spring break! Hells yeah for being a sexy Necromancer! Bet'cha couldn't read THAT really fast, eh? (Holy shit, I must be from Canada!) *Clears throat.* And another thing... Marquees are fucking fun! And... One day I went to the market to pick up some chips, but they didn't have the kind I wanted. All they had were the BAKED kind and everyone knows that I hate the baked chips they sell these days. I went to the store manager and asked him for some normal chips, but he said they didn't have any. THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY!!!! Seth: *Chuckles hysterically.* Anything else? Yes... << Marquees are still fun! >> And that's all for this update, kiddies! Seth: *Waves.* Good day everyone. Kawaii Seth<3

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Thursday, March 9, 2006

Let's all learn a bit!

Time: Song: Take Me or Leave Me By: Rent soundtrack Mood: Erghghg.... -.- Mark Valentine's Day...Pan across the empty lot. Roger's down at Mimi's where he's been for almost two months - tho' he talks about selling his guitar and getting out of here. (Still jealous of Benny)... God knows where Collins and Angel are...Could be that new Shanty Town by the river or a suite at the Plaza...Maureen and Joanne are rehearsing. That is if they're speaking this week...Me? I'm here. Nowhere. Maureen Every single day I walk down the street I hear people say, "Baby's so sweet" Ever since puberty Everybody stares at me Boys - girls I can't can't help it baby So be kind Don't lose your mind Just remember that I'm your baby Take me for what I am Who I was meant to be And if you give a damn Take me baby or leave me Take me baby or leave me A tiger in a cage Can never see the sun This diva needs her stage Baby - let's have fun! You are the one I choose Folks'd kill to fill your shoes You love the limelight too, baby So be mine Or don't waste my time Cryin' - "Honeybear - are you still my baby?" Take me for what I am Who I was meant to be And if you give a damn Take me baby or leave me No way - can I be what I'm not But hey - don't you want your girl hot! Don't fight - don't lose your head Cause every night - who's in your bed? Who's in your bed, baby? Kiss, Pookie. Joanne It won't work. I look before I leap I love margins and discipline I make lists in my sleep Baby what's my sin? Never quit - I follow through I hate mess - but I love you What to do With my impromptu baby So be wise This girl satisfies You've got a prize But don't compromise You're one lucky baby Take me for what I am Maureen A control freak Joanne Who I was meant to be Maureen A snob - yet over-attentive Joanne And if you give a damn Maureen A lovable, droll geek Joanne Take me baby or leave me Maureen And anal retentive Both That's it! Joanne The straw that breaks my back Both I quit Joanne Unless you take it back Both Women Maureen What is it about them? Both Can't live - With them - Or without them! Take me for what I am Who I was meant to be And if you give a damn Take me baby or leave me Take me baby Or leave me Guess I'm leavin' I'm gone! Anime Survey Who/What's your... Favorite anime character?:: How 'bout a few? Vash (Trigun), Lil Slugger (Paranoia Agent), Hisoka (Yamo no Matsuei), Alucard (Hellsing), Signal (Twin Signal), and Ryuichi (Gravitation). Favorite anime series?:: Erk... FLCL. Favorite anime OST?:: Gravitation Favorite quote from a series?:: "You have to die! It would make us all happy if you do..." "... sorry I don't so requests." - Vash Series Word Association Penguin:: Azumanga Daioh! Mecha:: Robotech Dirty:: Excel Saga (Not as dirty as some I've seen though) Transformation:: Beast Wars. xD Name a Character Neon Genesis Evangelion:: Rei Dirty Pair Flash:: Kei Love Hina:: Keitaro Final Fantasy: Squall Trigun:: Vash Blue Seed:: Ryoko Takeuchi Princess Mononoké: Ashitaka Number of times you've seen... Cowboy Bebop:: Countless. xD Doraemon:: Once. Nobita. <33 Monster Rancher:: I used to watch it all the time! Battle Angel Alita: None Reign:: A few times. I wasn't all that interested. Lupin III: Not many times at all. Worst... Plot in a series:: Sadly,I'd have to say Dragon Ball Z was one of the most repetative. *Guilty of being obsessed as a young'n though.* Anime title:: Slayers (Don'tkillme! The show was nice, but the title was a bit lame.) Character:: Noriko (Gravitation. I dunno why... I just DON'T like her personality. Whine, whine, whine... bitch, bitch, bitch.) Song from an OST:: None yet. Take this survey | Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*d And that's all.... why? Because I'm hungry. *Skitters off.* Kawaii Seth<3

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Wednesday, March 8, 2006

Oh, the damn nerve of this world!

Time: 6:35 PM Song: Out Tonight By: Rent Soundtrack Mood: Hysterical. What's the time? Well it's gotta be close to midnight My body's talking to me It says, "Time for danger" It says "I wanna commit a crime Wanna be the cause of a fight Wanna put on a tight skirt and flirt With a stranger" I've had a knack from way back At breaking the rules once I learn the games Get up - life's too quick I know someplace sick Where this chick'll dance in the flames We don't need any money I always get in for free You can get in too If you get in with me Let's go out tonight I have to go out tonight You wanna play? Let's run away We won't be back before it's Christmas day Take me out tonight (meow) When I get a wink from the doorman Do you know how lucky you'll be? That you're on line with the feline of Avenue B Let's go out tonight I have to go out tonight You wanna prowl Be my night owl? Well take my hand we're gonna howl Out tonight In the evening I've got to roam Can't sleep in the city of neon and chrome Feels too damn much like home When the Spanish babies cry So let's find a bar So dark we forget who we are And all the scars from the Nevers and maybes die Let's go out tonight Have to go out tonight You're sweet Wanna hit the street? Wanna wail at the moon like a cat in heat? Just take me out tonight Please take me out tonight Don't forsake me - out tonight I'll let you make me - out tonight Tonight - tonight - tonight *Walks into her room, feeling the ice-cold puff of air blow into her face as the door is opened. Looking to her computer, she walks to it and quickly logs on to her Otaku, holding an envelope in her lap as she snorts.* I got a special letter today... yes... a lette for me, an undergraduate, from a so-called *hisses.* prestigious civic education organization. Now, normally, I would be VERY happy and flattered to no end that such a school is looking to recruit me... but this college is much different... oh yeah... MUCH different. *Seethes.* *Sways envelope all over the place.* The fucking Presidential Classroom college in Virginia is looking to recuit me! A school that's ALL about politics has set their eyes on me and it makes me feel oh so dirty. Now, though it seems picky of me... you must know something about me that I'm sure most know about me by now. And if you don't know... tsk tsk tsk. ...... I ...... HATE ...... POLITICS! Now... they say I have "Outstanding leadership, grades and points that even put most politions to shame in most cases. I don't doubt that in any way, shape, or form. Not gloating or anything... I'm just admitting that the majority of this sad population has traits that put ALL politions to shame. Just thinking that a school for politics looked at me is very insulting to me current reputation. Ergh... *Gurggles.* And then my DAD had to open his big mouth only because they were offering a fucking scholarship. He says: Well maybe it's time to quit dreaming a voice acting and actually change your ways. What... the... fuck?!?! He knows how MUCH I hate being near politics and he tells me to change my ways and that acting is only a fucking dream that I've been thinking of doing for a long time now. And if thinks that things like money and scholarships are going to convert me to a political girl... he's SO fucking wrong. Ahjkfdyhgilehrigl!!! So how was everyone's day? Mine was peachy until that damned letter. I must go chase down the mailman tomorrow and threaten him till he hands over an Undergraduate notice from Texas State at San Marcos, damnit. -.- Seth: Calm down, hun. *Offers tea.* Gah! *Downs the whole drink.* Hey that wasn't... woa... feeling dizzy. e.e Seth: *Catches Kawaii as she falls to the ground.* She's going to kill me for this, but without putting her to sleep... she'd probably go on a rampage and go to Virginia just to annoy the college people. ZzZzZz.... u.u Seth: Everyone have a good rest of the day now. *Tucks Kawaii into bed.* Kawaii Seth<3

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006

My 2's look like Z's! :D

Time: 2-something. o.O Song: Dreamland By: DJ Ross Mood: Blissfully content. Waiting I'm waiting for you in my dreamland I'm talking about my heaven Tell me that you'll be there ( tell me that you'll be there) Sailing I'm sailing the course of the river I'm leaving the way of my real world Maybe you'll understand ( maybe you'll understand ) I feel the love We're living inside of our passion I give you love open your heart I feel the love it's my real sensation Open your heart As you know So it seems that my Comp Multimedia teacher and I have "conflicting" opinions and personalities and that's why I barely had anything to say yesterday other than... well.. what I said. o.O Well, it was a hard decision, indeed to choose who said the most entertaining quote of mere cheesiness and I have picked the two quotes that are prize winning. :D 1st place winner: Bishojo Tenshi with... "Will you be the holster to my kunai?" 2nd place winner: kaosjester with... "Are my undies showing?" "No." "Would you like them to?" Don't worry... you guys will be getting you prizes within the next few days or so. Now... I must be getting back to "work" now. So everyone have HAAAAPPPPPYYY days now and let us try to keep the killing to at least six people or less. Kthx. Seth: And be sure to try to have a good day everyone. Much love to all... Indeed... love :3 Kawaii Seth<3

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Monday, March 6, 2006

Sorry for the delay.

Sorry, kiddies. The Sethish one has SO MUCH work to do today and cannot choose her favorite cheesy line. Tomorrow will bring better results, I hope. But... OMG WE HAVE AN EARLY RELEASE THIS FRIDAY!!! *Spasms.* Have a good day and don't kill TOO many people, my friends. Kawaii Seth<3

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Sunday, March 5, 2006

Welcome to the revamp, my friends!

Time: 11:15 PM Song: “Get Psycho” By: Disturbed Mood: Accomplished. Ladies and not ladies! Allow me to introduce my newest creation… the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac layout for MyOtaku! I know, I know… it’s quite a surprise considering the fact that in my last poll the YamixSeto layout won, but I changed my mind quickly when I came across my old JTHM comic book sitting upon my dusty shelf and began to re-read it. And… well… this is what you get when you mix a bored Sethy with Jhonen Vasquez (The maker of Invader Zim, Squee, and JTHM) and all that good stuff. Seth: My, my… it has gotten so dark in here now. I know! Isn’t it great! It’s just like some of my old layouts! Seth: Gulps. All dark and filled with psychos? Hun… I am the psycho of this page. Seth: So true… so true. So yeah… what does everyone think? I know, some of you have never seen my site so… dark… before! But trust me… I’m one for dark colors. You should see my wardrobe (Other then that pic of me wearing the top hat… that’s not very usual unless I’m in costume or something.) I wear tons o’ dark colors! Why? Because light colors DO NOT look good on me… period. Seth: Of course they do. …… Seth: Alright; maybe they don’t then. That’s a good boy. :3 So I’m sure many of you have been wanting me to answer my own questions about the “one” passing by me from earlier posts, ne? Here’s what I would’ve done. Walking down the street, if I would have seen a guy (Or girl) walk by me and my mind all of the sudden began to scream at me that they’re the one… I would look them over as they walked by, shrugged, and continued on. I don’t have much luck with the people I believe are the “one” so why should I even attempt this one when the probability that their reaction will be the same as the others is just as high this round? So I head to the library and begin to browse through the yaoi section. An unexpected turn of events! As I’m reaching for a Level C manga, the same person from earlier also lays a hand on the manga as well! Blank stares are exchanged between the two of us and I would then giggle and jokingly say, “No! It’s mine!” And when they take the joke I’ll know that they at least have a good sense of humor. If they tried to reach for the book, I’d hold it away and say, “You’ll have to pay me back.” And if they say, “For what?” I’d say, “For my heart that you just stole from me, you little thief.” A little more then cheesy, but most of the time… cheesy lines actually work when flattering a person into liking you. I’m such a little troublemaker sometimes. XP Seth: I would have just accidently "bumped" into them on the street to find some physical contact with the other and if I felt a small spark... I would attempt a small conversation.. All right… so speaking of cheesy lines… another question has plagued my mind! What are some of the cheesiest lines you’ve ever heard in your entire life? The one who says the best cheesy line will get a surprise from me! And for some entertainment purposes… here’s a funny video! And another video of our favorite psychos of them all! Kawaii Seth<3

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