Sunday, December 18, 2005

Fucking Extreme....

Time: 11:05 PM Song: Never Gonna Come Back Down By: BT Mood: Pissed to the fucking max. NEVER GONNA COME BACK DOWN I’m just gonna shout this one I’m just, uh gonna gonna gonna gonna say this to the people not so much the people in the audience as the people sitting in my mind: Donde esta los digits du DJ Rap? Bring the sound to the people in a white truck bumping on the road bumps run into a tree stump tweeter out the back door slam into a dirt lot, stopped with the cable running out the back side disconnected and if you had the chance you wouldn’t even stop denying go talk to anna hand go start the multiplying Red Green is like a boom to the what’s dis non diddy on dawn to the don don diggy dawn Doubt’ll be the fire of your delight and she’s never gonna come back down to halve the pop song on the 5 and she’s never gonna come back down to grab the t-shirt off the line and she’s never gonna come back down i think she’s murderously sly and she’s never gonna come back down and she’s never gonna come back down We are here to save the erf: E-R-F! todd barry? todd barry? i’m’on pay you on a chorely rate pay you on a chorely rate rate rate rate rate Oh when i woke up and got on the bmt i saw a boom shudap and that’s fresh to me and they were scrawling on the window with wiseass keys and they were driving out the lots in their mercury’s Green is like a boom to the what’s dis non diddy on dawn to the don don diggy dawn and if you had the chance you wouldn’t even stop denying go talk to anna hand go start the multiplying Doubt’ll be the fire of your delight and she’s never gonna come back down to halve the pop song on the 5 and she’s never gonna come back down to grab the t-shirt off the line and she’s never gonna come back down i think she’s murderously sly and she’s never gonna come back down and she’s never gonna come back down He is the doom slinger the dope beat stinger sucker dj’s they get stopped by a single finger Huh! He’s gonna bubble it up now he likes to bubble it up he likes to bubble it up mr. bt! mr. bt! mr. bt! please bring it up bring it up bring it up could you bring it up could bring it up just a little more than that? Say hallelujah peoples! say hallelujah oh yes! in the name the name the name the name in the name and it was in my belly bitter but in my mouth-uh it was sweet-uh Doubt’ll be the fire of your delight and she’s never gonna come back down to halve the pop song on the 5 and she’s never gonna come back down to grab the t-shirt off the line and she’s never gonna come back down i think she’s murderously sly and she’s never gonna come back down and she’s never gonna come back down You understand you know what I’m saying right on to the people up front right to the people in back right on to the bartender right on to the waitresses right on to the djaaaaaaaaay right on right on to the lady with the beer over there in the pink skirt right on to them, mmm english girls named charisse blonde english girls with ghetto names, you know what i’m saying? I love that shit and the seven udders uttered the seven unders thundered the seven thunders undered the seven utters thuddered thuddered under the seven thunders uttered: chariss-uh! [BT:] Fucking excellent man. [MIKE DOUGHTY:] That's what I do for a living.. Seth: Such language... you should really censor this. Hush Seth. So I am VERY uber pissed right now.... My friend Ali has taken things way too far and I'm so worried about him right now. >. Seth: Worried, but pissed? Strange... First of all, Ali is only fifteen years old and he just barely came out of the closet about being gay. He's a very sweet person, but he made a decision that could very well ruin his life for good. He met a guy... this guy is 21 years old and supposedly has a big crush on Ali. He's known this guy for a few months now and Ali's friend Dori still doesn't approve of them. Now normally, I wouldn't worry about this guy being 21 and Ali being 15 and they are dating... but.... Ali called me today and told me about how they went into the 21-year-olds car and the older of the two was smoking... then they started making out and what not. They didn't go too far that night... Ali explained to me that he went into the man's room a few days later and they began to kiss and one thing apparently led to another. That's right... my 15-yr-old friend had sex with a gay 21 year old... and without fucking protection! Need I mention that he doesn't know if this guy has anything like STDs or anything? Seth: *Gasps and covers his mouth.* I went off on him, asking if this man was cuddly, abusive, funny, etc., Seth: Believe me, she yelled pretty loudly... it was scary. Not only could this 21 year old get arrested for it, but from what Ali explained to me, he's experienced with it! I know it seems very dumb of me to vent about something as silly as this, but this is serious! Seth: You don't sound dumb... just worried. You don't just randomly have sex with someone you haven't known for more then a few months... without protection either! *Sighs, feeling very relieved.* Seth: *Pats softly.* I'm glad you feel better... At least I get to see Tori, Brian, Sethos, and Ashley tomorrow- er... today! :D Seth: I'm coming to see you Selen! <333

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