Friday, March 10, 2006

Feast your eyes on this! *Whips it out.*

Time: 2:05 PM Song: You Don't Know By: Reel Big Fish Mood: Besides the menstral time, just peachy. (horns standing by) *holy shit we're rollin* (ready) well first of all i'd like to say "fuck off!" (fuck off!) fuck off (FUCK OFF!) if you don't get it why don't you go shove your head back up your ass? and don't waste my time i don't need your opinion noo.. (hah hah hah) cuz you don't know what it's like no you don't know what it's like and you don't know what it's like to be like me you don't know so keep your mouth shut yeah... well this may come as kind of a surprise (surprise) surprise (SURPRISE!) i don't like you and i don't care what you think about what i do and most of all, i don't need your opinion no whoa (wah wah wah) and you don't know what it's like you don't know what it's like you don't know what it's like to be like me you don't know so keep your mouth shut well finally that's the way it is i like somethin' you don't and your tellin me its (heh heh) SHIT! but it's a waste of time we can't change our opinions (and we don't wanna be mean) ya know what else? oh oh oh i don't know what it's like i dont know what it's like i don't know what it's like to be like you i don't know so i'll keep my mouth.... [maniacallaughter]I had the fucking strangest thoughts today while eating Ramen and watching Azumanga Daioh.[/maniacallaughter] But I guess the strange thoughts will just have to come later on in this post because I intend to talk for a long while about mostly nothing that has to do with anything and you pretty much get the idea now but I'm still gonna talk your little ears off until they actually fall to the floor screaming for mercy and- Seth: I think they get it already. *Chuckles.* And I'm sure talking their ears off is not considered a literal term, Kawaii. I just love how you call me cute so much Seth. It makes me adore your sweetness all the more than I already do. *Huggles on Seth.* Seth: *Blushes.* ... Anyway. My alarm clock went off this morning and sent me spiraling from my beautiful dream about random shit that would make even the most random people scream and grip their heads in total horror and the agony of the situation. Yup... that's how interesting it was. Everything was totally black, like REALLY black... yeah. And it was all black and then this white round thing with huge eyes came rolling infront of me and it screamed: "MY NUBS ARE HARDENED FROM THE COLDNESS OF THIS WALL!" And kept on rolling. Needless to say, I said- well... nothing! Why didn't I say anything? BECAUSE IT WAS A DREAM! Gawd... everyone knows I can't control my dreams. Then the whole room just kinda melted around me and I was in a bathroom where this really obese man was sitting on the toilet. You could tell he was pushing really hard because these vein-like cords were bulging from his forehead and he was sweating and turning red. Then his pores opened and shit flew from his skin and he turned into that shit demon from Dogma. Seth: *Remains completely silent while looking at Kawaii with a indredulous look.* (For those of you that don't know what the word incredulous means, I suggest you look it up or sound it out or something. o.O) Anyway... I traveled from the bathroom and somehow fell into a pool filled with noodles and some weird white substance that could very well be labeled as "White cheddar" or "Cum/Sperm/Jiz/Whatever fucking slang you whippersnappers use nowadays"... yeah... whichever you choose. I choose to call it "White sauce" though. Because I'm special that way! I felt like I was drowning in the noodles when a hand grabbed me. I came from the dank abyss of the killer noodles and tried to look for my hero, but discovered a mutant bunny holding a man's severed arm between its jaws. And that severed hand was obviously my hero because it saves me from the man-eating noodles. The bunny made this fucked up noise that sounded like a mix between a duck noise and a kitten mewing before it grew into a kite and fluttered away into the skies. Then this noodle wrapped around my ankle and dragged me back into the killer pool of noodley goodness and I fell straight through them and landed in an alley where I saw these gangster people and they were singing. Yup... I saw a bunch of gangsters all boy-band like and singing, "You love my lady lumps..." Whilst grabbing the flab of skin that hung over their sagging pants. And that's when I woke up to my alarm clock blaring the "My Humps" song and my dad banging on my door for me to get my ass up. I skipped my shower because I took one last night and slipped a shirt over my spaghetti strap and got in the truck and headed to school where I read for three straight class periods and bitched and moaned about my fucking period. Seth: Too much information... Really now? Seth: Yes. M'kay. Then I got home and gotta a call from Josh saying he couldn't make it over today and we would have to post pone our strange date like thing to go get my hair cut. (Josh is gay, by the way.) So I ate lunch... ramen! And I watched and Azumanga Daioh episode. The episode was aboot all the girls graduating from High School and I thought about my particular standing point with my school and all that good stuff. Then it hit me with extreme force and stood up, thus knocking my cat Ozzy off my lap, and screamed: "HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO GRADUATE SOON!" Now... I know I have two years left... but c'mon. You know that feeling. Y'know? That feeling that you know you're going to graduate and no matter how hard you try to keep in touch with your old friends and try to hold onto those memories... you'll end up forgetting anyway. I got that feeling... Seth: *Nods.* And it scared the living shit out of me. O_O Seth: It did. She ran up to the room just to check the date on the calender to make sure she wasn't just dreaming of being in High School. Exactly... I was thinking that this could all be some sick dream out to ruin your mind's comprehension of your current life by making all this so-called "reality" into a dream. Seth: *Pats Kawaii and sighs.* A lot of things are just sick dreams. Don't you go getting distressed on me! Seth: *Chuckles.* Alright... That's my boy. *Pats Sethy and clears throat.* Now for some good news. I got Guild Wars today! Now I'll be playing Guild Wars online all spring break! Hells yeah for being a sexy Necromancer! Bet'cha couldn't read THAT really fast, eh? (Holy shit, I must be from Canada!) *Clears throat.* And another thing... Marquees are fucking fun! And... One day I went to the market to pick up some chips, but they didn't have the kind I wanted. All they had were the BAKED kind and everyone knows that I hate the baked chips they sell these days. I went to the store manager and asked him for some normal chips, but he said they didn't have any. THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY!!!! Seth: *Chuckles hysterically.* Anything else? Yes... << Marquees are still fun! >> And that's all for this update, kiddies! Seth: *Waves.* Good day everyone. Kawaii Seth<3

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