Tuesday, March 28, 2006

And then.... he exploded.

Time: No clue. Song: Illegal By: Shakira Mood: Random. Who woul've thought that you could hurt me the way you've done it so deliberate, so determined and since you have been gone I bite my nails for days and hours and question my own questions on and on... So tell me now, tell me now why you're so far away when I'm still so close... Chorus: You don't even know the meaning of the words "I'm Sorry" you said you would love me until you die and as far as I know you're still alive, baby and you don't even know the meaning of the words "I'm Sorry" I'm starting to believe it should be illegal to deceive a woman's heart... I tried so hard to be attentive to all you wanted always supportive, always patient what did I do wrong? been wondering for days and hours it's clear is isn't here where you belong... Anyhow, anyhow I wish you both all the best I hope you get along... Chorus:x2 Open heart, open heart it should be illegal to deceive a woman's heart... Open heart, open heart it should be illegal to deceive a womans heart... [austrailian accent]Welcome to the show of "unnatural species behavior", sponsored by the corporation of cute catgirls. Today we will be observing the counter part of the species Kawaii Seth; also known as Seth. As we have come to unserstand, the creature Kawaii Seth is only half and half. The first half being Kawaii, a wild and spectacularly stubborn species with the appearance of a female teenager; the other part being Seth... another portion of her mind that takes on the image of a male mage with shoulder-length auburn hair, deep blue eyes, and a timid personality. Today we will be studying Seth in his sleeping quarters. The form of Kawaii seems to be out taking care of 'er business as she usually does throughout the days of 'er boring life within schooling. To be cautious, we watched the Kawaii with her companions and waited 'til the coast was clear to make our approach upon the slumbering creature known as Seth. *The camera shifts as the camera man trips on a twig and fumbles to keep his balance.* Demnit, mate! Ye must keep your eyes on the ground when approaching this shy male 'ere! Follow me, audience, as we find out more to know about this wonderful creature. Mayn, my ass itches-[/austrailian accent] WE INTERUPT THIS SHOW TO BRING AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!! A man has just been mauled to death by a herd of cows in the country near some state no one has ever heard of. [austrailian accent]'Ere we have the creature Seth all curled up in the confines of his sheets.[/austrailian accent] Seth: *Sleeps quietly.* [austrailian accent]Now we're going to gently lift up this sheet to check the health of this beautiful species and to check and see if his "mate" has been keeping good care of him. *Lifts up the sheets.*[/austrailian accent] Seth: *Wakes up with a start.* What-?! What are you doing in here?!? [austrailian accent]Crinkey! He's nude![/austrailian accent] Seth: Kawaii!! Help! *The sound of a snarl erupts from the air as the clouds begin to turn a dark shade of grey just outside the cave of Seth's room.* Camera man: Mr. Austrailia! The Kawaii is here! [austrailian accent]Bloody hell! Let's jet mate-[/austrailian accent] *The camera suddenly shifts as the camera man falls to the ground. All the audience can view is the bloody hand of Mr. Austrailia before the camera goes fuzzy.* Seth: Who were those people? I dunno, but I was getting a little hungry anyway. ;D Additional answers to some comments: Magnus Lensherr: I'm hoping everyone will like the layout. I'm working really hard on making it enjoyable for those that like the couple and dislike the couple. :3 NarutoBlackmail: Good luck with the JTHM layout! If you need any help, just PM me. Reno The Turk: *Shakes fist at.* Lucky for not having homework! PORQUE!? Kawaii Seth<3

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