Monday, February 11, 2008

   Brass monkey that funky monkey brass monkey junkie that funky monkey

aww, yeah man. the beastie boys. lovem

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-actually, that opening comment was a joke. but i didn't post it as one.
-the last check i wrote was for $20, and i don't write different checks for the same amount. sorry (for you):(
-if that had really been Jacko, then it would have taken the word "nightmare" to a different level.
-yep. i had another creepy dream on friday night. that one had rabid dogs. i think i also had one saturday night, but i don't remember that one. i'm not posting friday's, cuz i just don't feel like it.

ok, so i am posting the dream (part of it, anyways). my family had inadvertantly (sp?) done something to another family. well, they were tryin to get back at us by killin us. anyhoo, they gave two dogs (can't tell what type they were) this . . . "treatment" that makes them attack the next living moving thing it sees. well, i was at home by myself. they (evil people) had set bait for me to go outside so the dogs could attack me. well, for some reason, i didn't go outside, so the dogs ended up attacking each other. seeing their plan had failed, they picked the dogs up and put them in the back of a plain white 18-wheeler. well, the "treatment" is made so that once they attack, they die shortly after. so there are more dogs in the plain white 18-wheeler. the first two dogs die, and then the others start eating them. i didn't see the whole process (thankfully), but it was not cute.

i guess that came from my subconscious. earlier in the morning i had got sent home to change (jeans are a no-no unless specified). i was almost home when i saw a bunch of buzzards on the side of the road. they flewd away when i drove past, and i was able to see the why. a puppy that used to play around the road had apparantly got run over during the night. after he defrosted in the morning, he called the buzzards over for breakfast. it was not a cute sight. but i do believe that's why i dreamed of those dogs.

anyhoo, these last two posts are pretty dreamy. hopefully the next one won't be. well, ya'll enjoy the day!!

Jokes
A guy runs into the bar and says, "Quick, pour me 5 shots of your best scotch." The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can. "Wow that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink," says the bartender. "Well you'd drink that fast if you had what I had," The man says "Oh my god," the bartender says, "What do you have?" The man replies "50 cents."

Bill and Hillary Clinton go to a Yankees game together. They had VIP seats in the first row. All of a sudden, a secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. A few seconds later, Bill grabs Hillary and throws her out onto the field! The SS agent comes running back to Bill and says, "Mr. President, sir, I think you misunderstood me. I said throw out the first pitch."
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Friday, February 8, 2008

   I found out why there is so much LEAD PAINT in the toys that are made in China, The toy company told the Chinese company to paint all the toys RED, the Chinese interpreter told his people to paint all toys Led, since they can't pronounce the letter "R" very well, all the toys were painted with LEAD PAINT.

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-i have no idea why those boxies were there. it is pretty annoying. sorry.
-yeah, that was TMI, but it's true, and funny so it's ok!
-yeah, tru. i'd be a lot more tired if i had woken up at three am. but then my boyfrend calls me anywhere from 5:30 to 6:15 am. he shouldn't expect a V-day gift if he keeps that up. ^^
-everybody's level of weirdness is different. i'm glad to say i'm normal. what does that say bout the rest of ya'll? O.o

yep. it's friday!! hooray!! i have no idea what i'm gonna do this weekend. ooh yeah, before i forget, i'll tell ya

The Dream
i had a dream last nite. it was creepy. i'm in a strange house, kinda like the one in "the haunting". this creepy dude is after us girls (no idea who the others are). he catches me in the kitchen and pulls this knife and slowly starts goin for my arm. out of nowhere, my dad saves me after he sees the guy start goin for my neck. so i'm safe for a while, then he comes out again, and i start wackin him in the balls with something, but it's like being underwater, it barely even fazes him. he just keeps on grinning and laffin, and it's kinda ugly cuz he's an older black man with not very many teeth. something else happens, and then this monstrous lookin thing is talking to this little boy, telling him how he (the monster) terrorized me and the girls back in his day, and then tells the boy that he always gave his quarry a head start. the little boy runs away, and the thing waits a few minutes before getting up from the chair, (they were drinking tea in the living room) and goes to find the boy.

that's where i wake up. it may not sound creepy, but in my dream it was pretty vivid.

anyhoo, i guess i'll let ya'll get back to the real life, now. Have a good weekend!!

Joke of the Day
A woman with a headache went to her medicine cabinet to find a bottle of Advil She did as the bottle said; take two and keep away from children. Soon her headache went away!
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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Of all the weird test takers:
20% are more weird,
8% are just as weird, and
73% are more normal than you!


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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

   Yep. It�fs that time of day again. By that I mean it�fs time to post this posty up. I am soooo sleepy. I woke up at 5:30 am. Why? Cuz I was cold and had to go to the bathroom. Then I couldn�ft get back to sleep.

I was gonna tell ya�fll something, but I can not for the life of me remember what it was. I�fll remember when I�fm at home, or something. It�fs frustrating when you can�ft remember something that you weren�ft supposed to forget. Oh well.

It�fs Ash Wednesday. That means no meat on Fridays till after Easter. Yay. That limits my meal choices considerably.

when i was a freshman, i jacked hall slips from this one teacher and me and my frend split them and we'd fill them out and get out of class. it was fun. What�fs some of the craziest stuff ya�fll have done?

I�fm sorry I haven�ft gotten to everyone this week. I�fll do my best to make up for it. I promise. Anyhoo, it�fs almost time to get the children up, so I�fll let ya�fll go. Have a good day!!

Dean and Jerry were riding a train across the west.
Jerry looked out the window and saw a whole lot
of buffalo roaming the range.
Look at that big bunch of buffalo said Jerry.
Dean: Don�Et say bunch say herd.
Jerry: Heard what.
Dean: Herd of buffalo.
Jerry: Sure I�Eve heard of buffalo.
Dean: No... you don�Et understand, a buffalo herd.
Jerry: I don�Et care what a buffalo heard
I ain�Et said nothing that I�Em ashamed of.
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Monday, February 4, 2008

I love Calvin and Hobbes!!!

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- also took me a minute to get the joke, then i had to explain it to someone else
-dang, he's not a very nice person, huh? there is always something wrong with all the cute guys!!!
-yesterday, i took midol, then robitussin. i could barely walk straight after that. i had forgotten that i took the midol. oops. i was almost falling asleep at a mexican restaurant. i made it, tho.

so yeah. i met manuel's cousin and her boyfrend. we went to Little Mexico (mexican restaurant, in case you couldn't tell). her boyfrend is like a hispanic rodney dangerfield. he even kinda looks like him and sounds like him, but a little darker. i say a little, cuz this guy can easily pass for a white guy. anyhoo, his cousin and her boyfrend were pretty cool. i felt like crap tho. then i, bein smart, took the aforementioned medication combo in the morning(see last comment response), which added to my feeling-like-crap mood, and was almost falling asleep on manuel's shoulder. we didn't get very much time together, so we're goin out again today. my parents aren't happy with the fact that i'm the one doin the drivin. and my dad don't believe that he gives me gas $$ or he'll pump it for me. i'll have to figure something out in that regard.

it was a pretty good weekend, tho. anyhoo, i've got to get to work, so i'll see ya'll later!! i'll try to get to everyone who's updated, kay? byes!!!

Jokes for the Day
A young polar bear asks his father, "Dad, am I 100% Polar Bear"
The father bear responds, "Well, son, I am all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your grandparents, even your great grandparents are 100% polar bear. So yes, son, you are 100% polar bear. Why do you ask?"
The young polar bear replies "Because I am really cold!"

Calvin sees Elmer and asks: What’s up?
Elmer says; first I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations.
Calvin says: Boy, you had a time!
Elmer: I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull through that spelling test.
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Friday, February 1, 2008

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- i would like to thank everyone who wished my sister a happy birthday on wednesday. we're celebrating tomorrow.
- yeah, paris, jessica, and dan quayle were on that list twice or more. that's pretty sad. oh yeah, the hasselfhoff was on there at least twice, too. almost forgot bout him.
- TVL will still be on here, but only once in a while. i hope he does ok out there in the world.

umm, yeah. i forgot what i was gonna post. oh yeah!! i re-did an itachi fanfic on quizilla if anyone is interested. it's my first story, so if it ain't all that great, i'm sorry. let me know what i can do to make it better!!(www.quizilla.com/users/kayurawolfwood/stuff)

Medicine
i think it kinda weird that i can take robitussin, and it won't make me sleepy (non-drowsy formula), but i can take dayquil (even the gelcaps) and it will knock me right out. i took some dayquil gelcaps this morning, and i'm incredibly sleepy right now. i might just take a nap with the kids. anyhoo, i hope everyone has a great and safe weekend, and hope to see you again on monday!!

Joke of the Day
A couple was making their first doctors visit prior to the birth of their first child. After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The man and his wife were curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the man took out his magnifying glass to try to see what is was. In very small letters, the stamp said, “When you can read this, come back and see me.”
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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

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-i'm glad you enjoyed the joke. and no, i won't stand for him to mistreat me, and he knows it.

lol. i can't help but remember Lord Sesshomaru's post. i enjoy readin his posts. i'm gonna miss thevampirelestat. i read his posty today, and he says he won't be here nearly as much as he used to. i had also likes reading his posties, and his poems. he'll be missed.

oh yeah! i almost forgotted!! Today is my sister's birthday! she is now a year older compared to her last birthday. yay for her!!

i was watching the "40 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes" on VH1 (i think). dude, some of those people are so great, they're stupid. i lost count on how many times Paris Hilton appeared on that list. and jessica simpson. i don't remember them all, but one of paris' more remembered quotes was "what's walmart? do they sell wall stuff?" or something like that. i mean come on now, walmart makes more than her. how can she not know? Arnold Schwarzenger ( i know i misspelt that) "i believe gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." yep. tha stuff folks say. in public.

anyhoo, i leave you with this funny:

Jokes for the Day

One day an Antartian buys a new Mercedes. She heads out on the freeway to try it out and cruises up to about 100 mph. As she was next to a big truck, she cuts him off. He yells at her to pull over, and, obviously not thinking, she does. He draws a circle on the road with chalk and tells her to stay there. He takes a knife and scratches her car and pops the tires. Then he yells to the Antartian, "How do ya like that?" She answers, "While you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth.
So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it had come yet. He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but theres another one on the way" he rang again later and the nurse said "it's another girl but there's another coming" he rang once more and the nurse said " it's a boy but there's another coming" He couldn't stand it any more so he went to the pub and got drunk. An hour later he was really nervous. He was dialling the hospital, hands shaking, and accidently dialled the sports line. he asked " how many did we get mate" the person said "198 all out.... and the last one was a duck"
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

   “just to inform all the otaku members that cyber-bullying will not be taken lightly and will be dealt with. if you are caught cyber-bullying not only are u violating the otaku conduct but you will also get your self banned from the otaku.
anyone who knows someone being cyber-bullied speak up.”


so be nice!!

yeah, we made up. i told my sister i'm stayin with him, she's not happy bout it, but oh well. i will stand up for myself and not let him do what he wants with me or treat me how he wants. so if he wants to keep me, he'd better be nice, too.

anyhoo, i'm tired. i'll let you guys go for today. Have a good day!!

Joke of the Day
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline for advice. The Psychic tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."
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Monday, January 28, 2008

ok, so me and manuel got into it on saturday night and sunday morning. he got mad cuz i invited him to the fifteen, but then my dad said no, so i had to call him back and tell him i wouldn't be able to take him after all. he sed, yeah fine whatever and hung up. later on he asked if i wanted to go to breakfast on sunday morning. i told him no, i was mad cuz he tends to hang up on me when he's mad. he sed he was sorry, but then i told him that whenever i sed that, he would just throw shtuff back in my face, and he thinks i'm seein someone else when i'm really not. all that makes me mad, and i told him that. i spent most of yesterday mad at him. then i told the teacher i work with about all this (on friday, she knew everything but the quinceanera part) and she told my sister. now my sister don't want me talking to him, cuz i don't need someone like that, trying to control me. but neither one of them knew that i had already talked to him about it, and we were workin on making things better for both of us. i almost completely broke things off yesterday. today at lunch, he started crying, saying he didn't want me to leave cuz he really does love me. i like him too, so i'm stickin it out and see where we go.

yep, well i hope everyone had a good weekend. sorry if i didn't visit your site today. i was trying to patch things up with my "girlfrend", and i hope everyone is doin ok. Byes for now!!


Jokes
What did the bee say to the flower?
“Hey bud, when do you open?

Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature.

A skydiver is enjoying his free-fall, when he realizes that he has reached the altitude where he must open his parachute, he pulls the ripcord, but nothing happens. “No problem,” he says to himself, “I still have my emergency chute.” So he pulls the ripcord on his emergency parachute, and once again, nothing happens. Now the man begins to panic. “What am I going to do?” He thinks. “I’m a goner.”
Just then, he sees a man flying up from the earth toward him. He can’t figure out where this man is coming from or what he’s doing, but he says to himself, “I hope he can help me. If he can’t, then I’m in real trouble.” When the man gets close enough to him, the skydiver cups his hands and shouts, “Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?”
The man coming up cups his hands and yells back, “No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?
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Friday, January 25, 2008

TGIF!!
Once again it's friday!! yay! tomorrow there's a quinceanera. i had wanted to go, but i don't think manuel is. he's not very happy bout the prospect of me goin and him not. i don't have much of a choice tho. my parents aren't gonna leave me at home by myself. he's also mad at me because i have trust issues. last night, i was gonna tell him something, but caught myself. he bugged me, asking me what i was gonna say. after i got home, i relented and told him, and reiterated that i didnt' tell him because, although i do have strong feelings for him, i'm still scared to open up and tell folks stuff. i don't even trust my family. i don't know. he hasn't answered none of the messages i've sent him. he's mad at me for not trusting him, when i talk to someone else while he's on the line, he thinks i'm blowin him off. he's starting to make me mad with all his crap. i don't want to leave him, but if push comes to shove . . .

on a happier note, actually i don't know if there's a happier note. well, i am getting my new boots tomorrow. and i got paid today. anyhoo, i'm still kinda upset, so i'll let ya'll go.

Jokes

Waking into the lingerie store, the hard-of-hearing customer says to the clerk, “I’d like to buy a pair of stockings for my wife.
The clerk says, “Sheer?”
And the man replies “No. She is in another store.”

Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?
She had three men giving her directions.

Q: What do you do when an Antartian throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

I rear-ended another car this morning. I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a really bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!
He was a dwarf!! He looked up at me and said, "I am not 'Happy.'
So I said, "Well, then, which one are you?"
And, that's how the fight started.
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