Thursday, January 24, 2008

   yep. i was gonna post yesterday, but then laziness hit me so hard, i'm just now coming-to. i had fun on tuesday, my "day off". i think it was very well spent. nope, no details. ^^

these kids have been so out of wack lately. i'm guessing it's because we haven't been able to take them outside since monday of last week. they've got so much pent-up energy (dirty joke comes to mind), they don't listen to the lesson. we tire them out by makin them dance *slide to the right Take it back ya'll Now hop Hop again* yep. most of them do it, and get tired, and sleep during naptime. anyhoo, i'm hungry, and i'm definitely hearing that sandwich that's in the fridge. i must heed the call. Till tomorrow!!

Joke of the Day
After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Morris mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the same company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and paper items... with a "thank you" note from the manufacturer. "Well, What do you think?" asked his smiling wife, Ruth. "I think that next time," Morris replied. "I'm writing to General Motors."
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

   hey i just think ur kool
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Monday, January 21, 2008

i'm posting to let you know that i'm tired. and it's raining. and i'll be off work tomorrow. i asked for the day off. i'll be spending it with my honey. so i'll be back on wednesday. ya'll take care and have fun!!

jokes

Do you believe in love at first sight or do
I have to walk by you again?

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."
The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"
The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"
"No!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"
Again the answer was "No!"
"Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
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Friday, January 18, 2008

   goodness gracious, great balls of fire!!
yep, it's friday, thank the Lord Almighty. i don't think i'd be able to show up to work tomorrow if we had to. i feel like curling up and takin a nice long nap. i spent half the night coughin' up a freakin' lung. my throat feels raw due to all the coughing i've been doin. i hope juan don't get sick from yesterday.

i don't know if i ever mentioned anything about this thing i watched called dead leaves on sci-fi some time ago. i think i did. if i didn't, here tis: it's completely wacked out. fast-paced, action-packed, but completely wacked out.

anyhoo, this is pretty much it for todays posty. Enjoy your weekend!!

Jokes

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender laughs and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks at the bartender, with a look of extreme confusion on his face, and says, "You have a drink called Steve?"

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

Sign on company bulleting board: “This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying of the handle, running down the boss, flogging dead horses, knifing friend in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing their luck.”

A sign posted in a Dentist's office said:
"Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too."

When a man with nine children was asked how he handled illness among his children, he said, "When the first born coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When the last one swallowed a quarter, I told him that it was coming out of his allowance!"

Two buddies were having a chat. Said one, "You know, I can trace my ancestors up the Family Tree." The other responded," That's so? Well, far as l know, there are only two things that live on trees: Them's birds and monkeys, and I see that you ain't got no feathers."
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Thursday, January 17, 2008

   I.M. Board
Comment Responses

- This was added by Lord Sesshomaru to yesterday's joke: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say "I'm rich. Marry me." "She" tells you that "her" name is really Steven.
That's False Advertising.
- I'm glad u folk enjoy the jokes. wait till u read today's!!

tomorrow is friday!! i can't wait. well, yes i can. i'm goin out with my honey today. i don't know where yet, but at least i'll be with him. i hope i don't get him sick tho. i've been coughing since yesterday. oh well. i can nurse him back to health. :D

we have a staff developement thingy on monday, so the kids don't come to skool (thank the Lord Almighty!!), but we still do. i just hope we don't have to sit around and listen to (or pretend to listen to) people talk about stuff in a meeting intended for Kindergarten teachers (i work in PreK)

Anyhoo, i'll let you folk get on with your busy lives. Till next time!!

Joke of the Day

A famous scientist developed a formula to bring statues to life. He went to a local park to try it out on a statue of Gen. Ulysses Grant.
After application, Gen Grant began to move and soon was completely alive. The scientist asked, "What's the first thing you'll do, General?" The general answered while drawing his pistol "I'm going to kill about a million damn pigeons!"
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

   yep. it's another day. i'm tired. i leave the house round 7:10, and get up round 6:20. well today, i turned off my alarm, but instead of getting up, i turned on my side. went right back to sleep. when i woke up again, it was almost 7 am. i threw some clothes on, bathroomed, brushd teeth, and was out the door at 7:15. on the way to work i listened to one of the disney cd's, ya know, one that has a song from about 20 different movies. so on my way to work i listened to dwarves singing bout goin home from work. made me jealous.

that's it for today's post. hopefully tomorrow's will be better.

Joke of the Day
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.


You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour
her a drink.
You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."

That's Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback!!!!
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

   Comment Responses

- i think it was the soldier's strategy to stay in my truck so i could give them back and see my guy again.
- i'm glad to say that my "girlfrend" (see friday's post) is not a ham. he'd be in sandwiches.

alrite, yo's its tuesday! i wish it were friday.

well, i just hung up with juan. he got a new belt buckle the other day. well, yesterday when we went out, on any reflective surface, he'd go "dang, look at that nice buckle!" or something in the regard of the belt buckle. or he'll say "oh, look at that good lookin' guy!" referring to himself. he totally trips me out. today, he asked, "so did you like my new belt buckle?" i should've sed no, but he's just too silly.

ok. so . . . my sister bought these personal-sized pizzas at walmart the other day, one for her, one for me. i wasn't hungry (at the time) so i didn't eat mines. i had planned on bringing it for lunch today, but when i got home from my date with manuel (keep in mind his name is Juan Manuel) there was a slice left over. they ated my pizza!! but i'm glad i didn't eat it, cuz my sister woke up round midnite sick to her stomach. i don't know if it was the pizza, but if it was, i'm glad i didn't eat any of it. i'm hoping she's feelin' better.

ok, yeah well, i'm needed at work, so i'll leave ya'll with a joke:

Joke of the Day

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."
On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."
On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a Beauty Shop, "Dye now!"
On the side of a garbage truck, "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." (Burglars please copy.)
In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
In a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."
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Monday, January 14, 2008

   Comment Responses

- that would be kinda tripped out if juan was really a girl, but thankfully, he's not ^^
-and yes, he should be more careful with his wording in the future.
-any ideas on a good graphic design skool?

sorry i didn't get round to everyone today. i got lazy, to tell the truth. and now it's almost time to get the kids up. i'm goin out with my bf again today. we went for breakfast yesterday. after breakfast, we went to walmart, where he bought some army men for his younger cousin. well he forgot them in my truck. i was bout halfway home when he called me. i was not gonna go back to his house, and i told him this. a few minutes later, i get a txt from him saying he's gonna call the cops on me for kidnapping the soldiers. -_- he called me this morning at 6 am. just to talk. around 6:20, he calls again. his little cousin wants to know where the army men are. i bet anything juan put his cousin up to it. i can't wait to see him. being with him is the best. ok, i'll leave now and post again tomorrow. Take cares!!

jokes

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she’s to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman.” sure son" the father replied, drooling. “We’ll take her home and eat you mother!"
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Friday, January 11, 2008

   TGIF!!!!!!!
Comment Responses

- it's not really supposed to be tru, u know. it was posted in the Joke part of my posty, remember?
- i did have an ok day. and no, i don't think that was me. i hardly ever go to walmart at night. the last time i was there at night was about mid-december.

wut it do, yo? sorry i didn't post yesterday. i just didn't feel like it, to tell the truth. but i'm in better spirits today, all thanx to my "girlfrend". yes, i have a girlfrend. her name is juan. we were at radio shack yesterday, and he joked "don't stand too close to me, cuz my girlfrend's here" to which i replied "i'm right here, silly". then he sed "i guess that would make me your girlfrend huh?" when he realized what he'd sed, we started crackin up, and the people at R-Shack just looked at us funny.

so yeah, i have a boyfrend. i like his name. juan manuel. just thought i'd share the news.

i saw an old frend yesterday at the restaurant me and juan were at. Adrian. he's got a little girl and is happily engaged. i'm happy for him! Go Adrian!

alrite, i need to go visit some sites, so i'll let ya'lls go here. have a good weekend!!

Joke of the Day

An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you got remarried." she asked him "if I died tomorrow would you get remarried?" he said "sure, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life lonely." then she asked "well would you two live in this house?" he replied "sure, we just got finished paying off our mortgage." she asked again, angry now "well would she sleep in this bed?" he snickered and said "yes, of course, this bed is brand new and expensive, there's no reason to rid of it." she asked irately, "well would she use my golf clubs?" he replied with a straight, serious face "no. She's left handed."
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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

   Comment Responses

- i won't get my own credit card, i don't think. i'm gonna have to replace the front tires too, pretty soon, so i'll just use my dad's and make the payments on it.
- i do feel better, thank you, but i still brought my lunch today

allrite. i'm back today! i have no idea what to put in today's posty, so i'll just leave ya'll some jokes, i guess. Byes for now!!

jokes

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10.I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing:
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with his or her children.

2. One bite at a time:
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical:
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous Nibbles:
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked:
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie:
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie:
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside:
You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them:
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreos:
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prissy.



It was a stormy night. A guy was driving in some mountains and his car broke down. He stopped it by a tree and walked down the highway looking for help. A headlight started to approach him from behind. He turned back and noticed a car coming forth very slowly. He walked up to it, opened the door, and sat on the passenger's seat. Then he suddenly notices that there was no driver, but the car was moving!
Before the guy could decide what to do, a sharp turn appeared a few meters before the car and it seemed that the car was going to go off the cliff. The guy trembled in fright, but a pale hand came in from the open window and turned the steering wheel! When the car finished turning around the curve, the hand withdrew. Every time there was a turn, the same hand would come in and guide the wheels of the car to safety.
The guy could not believe all this. As soon as he saw the lights of some rest stop by the road he jumped off the car and ran into a bar, pale, wet, trembling, and telling everybody that he had a most creepy, supernatural experience.
Then two young men dripping in mud came into the bar. One saw the guy and said, "Hey, that's the stupid fellow that got in our car while were pushing."
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