Tuesday, January 8, 2008

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- yeah, i guess it would be confuzzling.
- we went to sonic, then the park, so there was plenty of people an lights.

so, yeah, i did see manuel again yesterday. i picked him up right after work, and we looked for places that would hand over an inspection sticker without much of an inspection. no such luck. i need to replace the two rear tires in order to pass. good grief. we went to this one place to see if they had used tires (just so i could pass), but they didn't have the ones i needed. oh well. i'll have to wait and see if i can't borrow money from my parents, or find a credit card with a low apr.

ya know, i had planned to start an exercise regimen yesterday as soon as i got home. i got home around 6 pm, and insted of starting that exercise regimen, i went straight to the bathroom. i guess that lunch burrito at work didn't sit too well with me. yep. that was fun.

anyhoo, i know ya'll have other things to do, so i'll just let ya'll enjoy the jokes, and i'll try to be back tomorrow!!

jokes

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you
had to arrest your own mother?"
He said: "Call for backup."

this one's kinda retarded, but it's still kinda funny
Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it.
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Monday, January 7, 2008

   It's 2008!!!!!!!
guess who's back, back again. kayura's back, tell some frends.

i hope everyone had a good (yet safe) holiday season, and i can't wait to hear about ya'lls exploits. ^^

christmas was pretty cold. it was nice, tho. new year's was pretty cool, too. we had friends from H-Town come up for new years. it was alrite. we didn't do fire works this year. about a year ago, my uncle's grandmother died, and they weren't up for fireworks. but it was still aight.

ok yeah well, anyways, it's good to be back, in a new year (which i hope will be better than last), with some new . . . . never mind. it's a new year, but the dates and months are the same as the previous year, and the one before that. if it's a new year, there should be new months and days. example Today is the 732920th day in this year of 2008 in the month of Windiness.

i met this guy on myspace. i never thought i'd find a guy on the internet. not that i was trying, i just don't really like the idea of someone i don't know, idk, what if they're weird, in a not good way? anyhoo, back to this guy. i'm glad i met him. yes, in person. he lives in the same town as me. we had a great time saturday night. he's really funny, and he's cute. he works, he doesn't have a car, yet. he does drink, but not often. and he speaks spanish, and better yet, english!! yay!! anyhoo, i'm hoping that things go in a good direction, and i'll just have to wait a bit and see. he's off today, so maybe i'll see him.

i'll try to get round to everyone who updated recently, but i'm not making any promises. it is my first day back at work, ya know.

i'm tired. so i'll let ya'll go here and leave a few jokes for ya'll. till tomorrow!!


jokes

Chris had just turned 16 had long hair, and look like Joe Dirt. He went to his dad and asked: "Dad it is my 16th birthday! I would like you to by me a car for my birthday.” So his dad replied, "Son, I will buy you any car that you want as long as you raise your grades AND cut your hair." Chris said ok. The next week, Chris brought home a report card he had raised all his grades from c's and d's to all a's. His father was very happy! Now Chris was so excited he told his dad what car he wanted a, convertible mustang (red). His dad said, "Chris you haven't cut your hair." Chris replied, "Well Jesus had long hair." His dad said, "yeah, and Jesus walked everywhere he went!"

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"

A 17 year-old Antartican boy was hired to paint a white line down the middle of the highway. On the first day, he got off to a good start and he painted a white line 7 miles long. The next day, however, he painted a line only 4 miles long. On the third day, he was down to less than a mile. Finally, his friend Max asked him why he was doing less each day. The boy replied, "I guess it takes me longer and longer to get back to the bucket each day."
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Monday, December 31, 2007

   wow. not many people have updated since last week. that's ok, tho, cuz neither have i! and i won't, until next week, when i'm back at work and have access to the internet. i live too far out to come to the library everyday. anyhoo, i hope everyone is enjoyin the holidays, and i will update again later!! Take care and Byes!!!
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Friday, December 21, 2007

   i didn't post yesterday due to the party we had. it was pretty fun. the kids got to open gifts from the angel tree program. they had fun!!

my post ain't long cuz we can leave early!! hooray!! anyhoo, i wish everyone a very Happy Holiday Season!!

*KW*
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

  

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- good grief. i am a magnet for alfredo's aren't i? there ain't no fettucine floatin' round here these parts, if there was i'd eat it.
-yep. it was a nice classic of dinner and a movie. can't go wrong with it, can ya

Two more days, yo!! i watched perfect blue last week off the scifi channel. it was pretty weird, until the end, when she realizes it's rumi and not another side of herself that's weirding her out. it's pretty good. i thought so anyway.

i also recorded "dead leaves" (i think that's what it's called). i'll have to watch that today when i get home while i wash my clothes, and while my clothes is washing, i'll eat something.
got that? good. i already have Blood:the last vampire, so i didn't have to record that.

i've got wednesday skool tonite. i got popcorn and candy canes and juice. i'll pop in a movie after doin one lesson and they can enjoy their snack. what if i just skip out? i wouldn't mind. but my replacement might. ^_^

Joke of the Day

Breaking Discovery

Investigators at a major research institute have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium (Ad).
The new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert.
However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it came into contact.
According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, viceneutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. In fact, an Administratium sample's mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the "Critical Morass".
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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

   it's tuesday. only 3 more days to go, and then it's christmas break!!!! i can't wait. i haven't done any shopping yet. without $$, it's kinda hard to. have ya'll got your stuff together? in my family, we're doing an exchange, which is a lot cheaper than buying gifts for everyone. i got my neighbor, franco. he's 15. any ideas on what to get him? i ain't got no clue.

oh yeah. i was gonna tell ya'll bout my date on sunday. my cousin called me and sed let's go to El Toro's (mex. restaurant) at 6. she also tells me that her boyfrend brought a frend with him, and that i should meet him. i sed ok. i get there before she does, but the folks at the restaurant kick me out cuz they're closed to the public. they're having their own christmas shindig. so we go to Little Mexico (do i need to explain what kind of restuarant that is?). then we went to the movies. we watched alvin and the chipmunks. it was pretty good. oh, i forgot to tell you his name. it's alfredo. ring a bell? thankfully, it's not Alf, the one that is trying to win my heart. alf looks white, almost. this alfredo is definitely hispanic, and looks it. my cousin's boyfrend forgot to mention one thing, but before that, I'll tell ya what i wore. I'm wearing a black shirt, jeans, and high heels. this guy . . . is . . . short. but the good thing is he's really nice. we got along pretty well. it was a night well-spent.

Joke of the Day

Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
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Monday, December 17, 2007

I meant to go around to more sites, but we had the staff christmas luncheon thingy, and i don't have the time to do so now. anyhoo, it was fun!! i figured out my secret santa. today she got me an Anne Klein watch and a crystal cross. very nice, that it is. tha cake was real good. i looked to see if they had more of the same kind, but they didn't. i love red velvet.

yep, well i have to go. i'll tell ya'll bout yesterday's date tomorrow. Laters!!

Jokes of the Day

A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked; "Why do you have some grey strands in your hair?"
The mother paused and looked at her daughter. "Every time you disobey, I get one strand of grey hair. If you want me to stay pretty, you better obey."
The mother quickly returned to her task of washing dishes. The little girl stood there thinking. She cleared her throat again. "Mother?" She sweetly asked again.
"Yes?" Her Mother replied. "Why is Grandma's hair all grey?"

The two inventors of the bungee rope went to Spain to test their invention. They built a 50-foot tower and, once completed, one of the guys stood on the edge of the platform and dove into the air with the rope tied to his feet. The other guy, standing up on the platform, waited until his friend returned up so that he could grab him. The first time his friend sprung up, he tried to grab him but missed and noticed that his head was swollen. The next time, he missed again and again there was a bruise on his head and face. This time, with much concern, he dove forward to get his partner, pulled him in and asked, "What happened? Is the cord too long?" His partner replied with his face all bloody, "What is piñata?"

While Bill waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot, and the computer screen displayed: “You weigh 195 pounds, you are married and you’re on your way to San Diego.” Bill stood there dumbfounded.
Another man put in a quarter and the computer read: “You weigh 184 pounds, you’re divorced, and you’re on your way to Chicago.” Bill said to the man, “Are you divorced and on our way to Chicago?” “Yes.” Replied the man.
Bill was amazed. Then he rushed to the men’s room, changed his clothes and put on dark
glasses. He went to the machine again. The computer read: “You still weigh 195 pounds, you’re still married, and you just missed your plane to San Diego.”
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Friday, December 14, 2007

Darn skippy the wellbeing of the child comes first. come on, now. they gave the mom the stuff to treat hair with, and stuff to clean the house with. more than likely, it got returned to walmart so she could get the cash for it. Two people offered to wash the kid's clothes each week. the offer, apparently, was denied. that's just being f****** lazy. there is no reason at all that the kid should be in those conditions. Kid came back today with a shorter cut, i don't think there's bugs, but there are still nits and plenty of'em. ugh. makes me mad.

on a happier note, i'm in pj's!!! aww, the comfortness of home at work. ain't it great? we watched the polo, i mean polar express. it was pretty good. we had intermission about halfway thru. popcorn and hot chocolate. the kids really enjoyed it. it was kinda cramped tho, with six classes, twelve teachers, plus a coupla parents. but all in all, it was fun!

aight, yo. it's supposed to be cold this weekend. i might go to the library or something and check out a coupla movies. ooh, but i've already got two out. i'll have to wait on that, i guess.

ok yeah, well. i hope everyone has a good weekend!! Take cares, and i'll TTYL!!!

Joke of the Day
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."
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Thursday, December 13, 2007

  

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- Thanx, LS!! yep, there is definitely a pattern, but it is highly expected that the no Cop will get it. It's different from the usual "coffee donut coffee donut" one.

yeah, wuzzap yo? i'm so ready to go home. now that the kids are takin' a nap, the sun's out. how maddening. i hate it when it does that. i guess the sun prefers kindergarteners than PreK'rs. next year, Sun, next year.

OMG. this little girl across the hall from us. oh goshness. becky went over to ask something, and then she called me over and told me to look at this little girl's hair. now, a coupla days ago, i had gone in there and the teacher was chekin' her hair. i asked if there were bugs in it. she sed no, that she had had them, but she was just checkin' that the girl didn't have anymore. i left it at that. so anyway, today i saw that it was the same little girl. i gather my hair up with one hand and hold it behind my head. i look at her head, and there are crudloads of lice crawling around. the only thing i can do is stare in shock. it is incredibly sad because she's a cute little kid. i mean, she even had them crawling on and in her shirt. i've been told that this has been goin on since skool started, but the teachers didn't say anything cuz they didn't want the mom to get in trouble. pssh. she needs to if she ain't takin care of her kid. the counselor (i am too) is pissed that the teachers didn't do anything bout it. the skool counselor called CPS, and the Superintendent and his asst both came. i have no idea wut's gonna happen, if anything. the teacher, her aide, the nurse, and the lady who cleaned the classroom are all gonna treat their hair. i think i might too. we'll definitely have to check the kids when they wake up.

that's pretty darn sad, ain't it? i'll leave you a joke to brighten the mood some.

Joke of the Day

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, and God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing," says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says here that he was 95 when he died." Just then, Seamus yells out, "Hey, here's a fella that got to be 145!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy. Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

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-For some reason, i didn't add the fact that i ment the opening song to that episode. i'll figure out what it is.

-yeah, man!! Jeans! and tomorrow too!! Kinder gets to wear jeans today to support PreK and we wear them tomorrow to support Kinder!

-we'll see how the santa thing goes. our turn is at 1:30 pm.

Looking back at that last CR, we have to get the delightful children up at 1:15 so they can be ready to see Santa Clauz. that's a whole 45 minutes earlier than usual. oh well, at least it's not an everyday thing.

it's cold. i don't like cold weather. i like rainy weather (specially the ones with lightning), so long as i don't have to drive in it. One of these days, i'm gonna stand in the rain and just get drenched. i've wondered what that's like. i would today, but it's cold. i'll wait for some warmer weather.

yep. its that time of year again. we spend nearly the whole year saying wut Christmas is about, yet when Christmas time arrives, we scramble around getting gifts and stuff, and we forget what we've spent the whole year preachin'. it's a shame, but the world just shrugs it off. that's even more of a shame.

ok i'll stop with the christmas thing. i did that just to remind myself of it for future reference.

Joke of the Day
figures that police would do such a thing. . .

A small 1 SEATER plane crashed into a cemetery. Police have recovered 102 bodies so far and will continue to dig throughout the night.
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