Tuesday, December 11, 2007

   Wuzz up ya�fll!! It�fs Tuesday, and tomorrow we get to wear jeans to work!! Hooray! Santa�fs gonna come by and give the children a book, each with their name written inside. I�fll have to remember to charge up the batteries for the camera. It�fs cute, and the kids really enjoy it.

�ôstart spreadin�f the news, I�fm leaving today�ô

Don�ft ask where that came from. It just showed up outta nowhere. Hey, that last ep of bleach that CN aired, wut�fs it called? If ya can tell me, I�fd greatly appreciate it!!

Anyhoo, I�fve got to visit some sites now, so I�fll TTYL!!

Joke of the Day

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy..."

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Monday, December 10, 2007

   I updated the quote right above this posty. it's no longer tha one from Gin Tama, it's Captain Zaraki from bleach

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- I think I may have just read the joke before and not posted it. But it is funny.

-I thank everyone who wished my niece a happy birthday!

Yep. My niece did indeed have a good party. We had just enough food and cake for everyone, so we didn’t have a lot of leftovers. It went very well. My sister didn’t have to go to work on Saturday morning after all, so she was able to help with stuff. Alf showed up. He had told me he might ( I was hoping he wasn’t). He brought a stuffed animal (dog). She loves it. She took it with her all over the house yesterday. He also got her earrings, he didn’t know that her ears aren’t pierced. He told me yesterday that his own niece only has one ear pierced. After they did the first one, she didn’t the other one done. He got me 3 roses. I took him to say hi to my folks. Oh man. My uncle and his brothers poked fun at him, while the women poked fun at both of us. My uncle and his bro’s already knew Alfredo cause he’s frends with my uncle’s son-in-law, Luis. They got him more drunk than he already was. Before he left, he asked me ”you don’t love me, do you?” I answered “I don’t love you the same way that you love me” meaning that I love and care about him as a frend, but not more than that. And he already knew the answer to that, but he was drunk. I also should’ve known better than to tell him that when he’s drunk. We straightened things out last night when he called me, tho, so we’re good.

I’m tired and have to visit some sites, so I’ll TTYL!!

Joke of the Day

A woman owned a parrot that could say only one thing – “Who is it?” For years and years she had been trying to teach it to extend its vocabulary, but it resolutely refused to utter anything other than “Who is it?”
One day she had sent for the plumber, and as she had to go out shopping she arranged for him to find the key under the mat outside the front door. The plumber duly arrived, found the key, let himself in and set to work. Naturally the parrot, hearing someone in the house with an unfamiliar tread, decided to give a recital. “Who is it?” called the parrot. The plumber!” called the workman. Hearing a strange voice the parrot again decided to utter his one and only phrase. “Who is it?”
“The plumber!” came the response.
The parrot was not satisfied – he wanted to see who the stranger was. “Who is it? He called again, and again the plumber yelled out “It’s the plumber!” Again and again the bird called out “Who is it?” and again and again the poor bewildered plumber responded – “It’s the plumber! It’s the plumber! IT”S THE PLUMBER!” Eventually in a fury he roamed the house, going from room to room, trying to find out who was calling him – but he failed to realize that it was the parrot. This went on for a while, with him dashing around the house, growing increasingly desperate, and shouting out “It’s the plumber!” until eventually the wretched man fainted clean away in the hall!
Just at that moment the mistress of the house entered, saw the unconscious figure on the carpet and said, “Oh! Who is it?”
The parrot replied, “It’s the plumber!”

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Friday, December 7, 2007

   TGIF!!!!
ya know, i didn't even need to make a sandwich for today. i completely forgot we had the birthday luncheon today. that chocolate pie was good.

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-skool food ain't wat it used to be, especially for the younger kids. poor things. they don't know any better

Today is my niece's 2nd birthday!! Tomorrow is her party. which means that today is gonna spent making the house look good, and tomorrow morning making the chow. my sister has to work tomorrow morning, so that leaves me and my mom to do most of the stuff. :(

so yeah. a frend came to visit today, so i didn't have as much time to make this post as i would have liked. so it's pretty short today.

Joke of the Day
I think i've posted this one before, but it's funny, so i'll post it again!!


A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
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Thursday, December 6, 2007

   wut it do

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- lol. Yeah, I would shoot him or something. Maybe I’d sludge him. All the water hoses that could potentially be used to clean him off would be hooked up to a tank full of “stuff”.

- it is kind of easier this way. Now people actually get that I was responding to a comment rather than it being just a comment made by me in my posty. I wasn’t expecting that ending either. That made it all the more funny.

I guess it was just an ordinary day for Lord Sesshoumaru. His laziness got to him. It must be rubbing off or something. I don’t feel like doin anything cept hopping into bed and taking a snooze.

I had “Wednesday skool” last nite. Most of the kids are tired by the time we get out at 8:00. we are there for an hour and a half. I did two chapters, so I couldn’t get in too deep in either one. Not like they’ll remember anyways. They’re four and five year olds. They barely remember this morning. Didn’t have as many as usual. I’m definitely not complaining.

Do ya know, we tried to eat the skool-provided lunch today. Yeah, we tried. I took two bites of that burger. I’m bringin a pb sandwich tomorrow. I’m not gonna try to eat that pizza.

Yeah well, I’m bored, and tired and have to get the kids up now, so I’ll TTYL!!

Joke of the Day
Confucius say: "Man who run behind car get exhausted, but man who run in front of car get tired."

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Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Yep. It’s all about that. What “that” is, I don’t know, but it is.
I should’ve started doin this some time ago:

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-lol. Too bad the rings don’t control the elements like in the show. That’s all I’d use them for. What would happen if I summoned Captain Planet, and then shot him or something?

-why are folks “glued” to stuff? “glued” to the computer, TV, video games, the toilet seat. I mean really. I know it’s just a metaphor, but it’s still fun to make fun of stuff. Maybe he just partied himself out like it’s 1999, or maybe Y2K got him *shrugs*

Today I’ll do my best to go around to everybody that I haven’t visited in a while (last week, really).

Joke of the Day
I thought this was pretty funny.

Dracula was on a night out with his buddies and after much intoxication decided to call it a night. On his walk home he took a few back streets to shortcut. Upon walking down one such dark alley he was hit in the back of the head by a sausage roll but after looking around could not see whom the culprit was. Once again, in the next dimly lit passage he felt a chicken wrap splat across his back, thrown from behind, but again the perpetrator had hidden.

Finally as Dracula got to his castle gates, he felt a tap on the shoulder... he turned round to a dark figure wielding a sausage on a cocktail stick. No sooner had Dracula spoken than the dark figure plunged the stick into his heart.

Falling to the floor, Dracula uttered his last words... "Who are you?"... To which the dark stranger announced....
"I am Buffet the Vampire Slayer"!

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Tuesday, December 4, 2007

   oh yeah!!

anyways, i didn't update yesterday. Alf showed up, and i didn't have the time to post. he got me another ring. once again, (not trying to b mean, but i wish he could read English) i don't wear gold. it's pretty, but the wrong kind of metal for my liking.

anyhoo, i was playing games at adultswim.com They're really fun! i like "5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself)". It's awesome when you torch yourself. lots of the games are fun. you guys should try'em!

i didn't do much of anything this past weekend. we got a new satellite system on sunday, which includes a DVR. it's awesome, yo. now i can record stuff the stuff i can't watch at nite. or during the day.

we were supposed to get visitors from H-Town on sunday, but one of their kids got sick so they weren't able to come. Hopefully they can show up next weekend for my niece's b-day party on saturday.

yeah, ok well Have a good day!!

Jokes for the Day

Q: What does a stamp say to an envelope?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places.

Took me a minute to get this one:
Two elderly men were sunning themselves on a Miami Beach when they started a friendly conversation.
"I was able to move here to retire in Miami after my business burned to the ground," the one man said. "The insurance payment sure came in handy."
The other replied, "I'm here living from an insurance claim when my factory was flooded out."
The first man pondered for a few seconds and then asked, "How do you start a flood?"


You know it is time to reassess your relationship with
your computer when....

1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and
stop to check your email on the way back to bed.

2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if
you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just
for the free internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.

5. You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.

6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
processor.com

7. You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a
computer.

8. When your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel really
depressed.

9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they
have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask.

10. You move into a new house and you decide to "Netscape" before you
landscape.

11. Your family always knows where you are.

12. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL, LOL".

13. After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a friend!

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Friday, November 30, 2007

Day after B-Day
Thank ya to the lovely folk out there who wished a happy birthday yesterday. i did indeed have a good one. anyhoo, Alf (remember him from a previous post?) took me to a chinese restaurant. i love chinese, and he knows it. He also got me a 10k gold ring. it's pretty, and i'm not tryin to diss him or his gift, but if he had paid a bit more attention, he would notice that i don't tend to wear gold jewelry, preferring silver. but that's ok. his love for me makes up for it. I'm sorry to say i don't feel the same way towards him. but he's still a very good frend to have, and i'm glad i know him.

here's what my fortune cookie sed: "don't search forever. True happiness is right next to you"
i don't know whether to believe that or not. he asked me what it sed, and i read it in english (he don't know english). he looked at me like "duh. in spanish?" i didn't tell him.

yeah, well, ok. I'll let ya go and enjoy your day!!

Joke of the Day

Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
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Thursday, November 29, 2007

   HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!
Howdy-doo, ya'll!! It's a pretty nice day today. the sun's out, the wind should stop blowing, and i had a good lunch.

yep. today, genjo sanzo and i are both a year older. i don't know how old that would make him, but it makes me 22. a frend is takin me out to dinner tonight (yes, a frend, he's only a frend) I don't know where tho. it's a surprise, i guess. i suppose i'll have to take a shower then.

anyhoo, i need to get back to job, so i'll TTYL tomorrow!!

Joke of the Day
lol That's just like a kid to say something like that.


A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon." Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh ... I know what you've been doing."

IMPORTANT NOTICE

Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time and New Workers)

SICKNESS
We will no longer accept your doctors' statements as proof.
We believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work.

LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY
We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for. Anyone having operations will be FIRED immediately.

PREGNANCY
In the event of extreme pregnancy, you will be allowed to go to the first aid room when the pains are FIVE MINUTES apart. If it is false labor, you will have to take an hour's leave without pay.

DEATH
This will be accepted as an excuse, BUT we would like two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone your job prior to . . . or after death.

This new benefit program started yesterday.
The Management
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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

   Howdy!!
i was lookin at my profile and i realized that tomorrow is my birthday. i guess i should be happy that i made it through another year. but at the same time, i made it through another year, thus making me one year older. i'm not very keen on the idea of getting older.

anyhoo, in other news, we are currently practicing 3 christmas songs to sing in front of the skool and parents and such. Jingle Bells, Rudolf, and We Wish you a merry christmas are the ones that we are supposed to do. they aren't really learning the songs, they just kinda go with the flow, ya know? why his name gotta be rudolph? someone ought tell his mama that the nickname "rudy" exists. i guess that santa owns him now, tho. i'll remember to add that comment in my christmas wish-list.

Joke of the Day
lol. that joke is very funny!!
One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. "A cup of milk please." he said to the bartender. After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody," I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas - HERE!" The people were very frightened. When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,” What did you do in Texas?"
The Cowboy replied," Well, I had to walk home"
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

   got-darm it! i had just typed up today's post and everything, and then after i clicked on the "add post" button, a "query has failed" thing shows up on the screen. ooh, i am mad.

i can't even remember what i had typed earlier. i'll put the jokes tho. there's three of them.

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out. The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, "What do you want?" The bartender replies, "First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food." The panda bear turns around and says, "Hey! I'm a Panda. Look it up!" The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read: "Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for it's stark black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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