Monday, November 26, 2007

   I'm Back!!
Howdy, ya'll!! how was everybody's Thanksgivin' break? mine's was cold. cold to me anyways. but i had fun. after we ate, my cousin and Franco (my neighbor) went walkin' thru the woods. we ended up at my aunt's house, and from there we took the road back to Franco's house. we were not gonna repeat the jumpin' over the barb-wire fence thing. on the way back, there's this abandoned mobile home that i've always wondered wut it looked like on the inside. so i talked them into takin a look. thru the broken window we saw miscellaneous stuff everywhere. the back door was open, so i went in. just into the living room tho, because the rest of the place was a complete mess. we didn't stay long.

on saturday, my dad wanted to "reset" the computer back to it's original settings and stuff. well, i used the wrong CDs. then i used the correct one, but stuff like Microsoft word was nonexistent. i couldn't even connect to the internet because the modem was uninstalled, as were the speakers, and who knows what else. i'll have to call emachines later just to get placed on hold for eternity.

yep. that's my thanksgiving adventure.

so, what'd ya'll do?

Joke of the Day
this sounds like something fun to try

During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dinning room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept he conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening.
After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, “You see, it is vanishing cream!”
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

  

Random Thought

I always thought that the symbol on Sasuke Uchiha's back was a pokeball that someone threw at him, and it stayed on the back of his shirt.

personally, i liked #16 from yesterday's joke thingy that i posted. go back if you missed it. i'm too lazy to type what it was.

yeah, Beowulf wasn't all that great. i'm glad i didn't pay. my cuz paid for me, because i provided the ride.

don't no one stuff yourself crazily the way LS did at the chinese buffet. that would not be cool. can you imagine when that stuff has to come out the other end? not a cute image, let me tell ya. but do enjoy yourselves. i don't wanna know that something happened to somebody, so be safe. if you're wondering why i'm preachin bout this, it's because i like to read your posts and comments.

don't forget. i won't be posting till Monday, due to my sssssslllooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww computer at home.

i want to wish everyone a very happy and safe holiday!!

Joke of the Day

Patient: Oh, doctor, I have terrible troubles. I do hope that you can help me
Psychiatrist: Now calm down. Just lie down on the couch and tell me all about your troubles.
Patient: Well, doctor, I have a duplex penthouse apartment in New York and a summer house on the beach at the Hampton. I drive a Rolls-Royce, and my wife drives a Jaguar. My two boys go to the best private school in the city. We belong to three very swanky clubs, and every year I manage to spend a month in Europe.
Psychiatrist: These things are very wonderful, but let’s get down to your basic problem.
Patient: I was just getting to it, doctor. You see, I only make $100 a week!
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Monday, November 19, 2007

   yep. that last joke was pretty funny. i liked the one about the two boys counting out the acorns by the side of the road.

anyhoo, i watched Beowulf last night. it was ok. it was nice and gory, but the movie itself was just eh. it was watchable. i don't think i did anything on saturday. cept the usual. DN and Blood +. i almost didn't stay up. i got woken up too early that morning, and was feeling pretty sleepy by the time 11 pm rolled around. but i made it.

my brother gets the whole week off, and i only get the last 3 days. that's what i get for workin in a different school district from the one i live in. speakin' of the week, i probably won't post after tomorrow. the computer at home is so freakin' slow that i get frustrated and don't use it. so i probably won't post again until one week from today. i'll remind ya'll again tomorrow. if i remember to remind you.

my niece is getting tubes put in her ears again tomorrow. i have the joy of keepin her at home with me on wednesday while my sister works so she can get Thurs and Fri off. yep.

Joke of the Day
be warned. some of these are funny. some are not. remember the funny ones, cuz they're funny.

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by
your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean
you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet
it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is
purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't
care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young
and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your
mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions
I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of
Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are
largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you
people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being
smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
message .
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my
toys!
22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the
cellular level I'm really quite busy.
23. At least I have a positive attitude about my
destructive habits.
24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of
strangers.
25. I see you've set aside this special time to
humiliate yourself in public.
26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh
nervously, and change the subject.

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Friday, November 16, 2007

   sorry i didn't get around to everyone who updated today. we went to the zoo, and got back a while ago, so i haven't had time to do jack sh-- on myO. i'll catch up with everyone on Monday!! Have a good weekend!!!

Joke of the Day

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so, a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from just in time to notice a young woman looking down.
"Is this yours?" he asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.
On his arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. Because she was very attractive, he agreed.
Shortly afterward she said, "I'm about to have dinner--there's plenty. Would you like to join me?"
He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal.
As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"
"No," she replied. "Only those who catch my eye."
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Thursday, November 15, 2007

   ok, i did used to watch Alf the show. my ex's name is Alfredo, but we (me and Becky) call him either Alf or Alfie. not to his face of course (he wouldn't understand probably- he doesn't know english very well)

I want to say thank you to all the people who take the time to sign my guestbook and those who comment. It's really fun readin' what ya'll think about my posties. Thanks!!

i did like the second joke from yesterday. i'd already read the Amish one before, maybe that's why.

we're goin to watch a play today. "Tomas and The Library Lady". it's a true story. The auther recounts how he became attached to reading. i need to get back to work, so i'll TTYL!!

Joke of the Day

An Antartian wanting to learn how to fly a plane signs up at a small airport and was told they only equipment available is a helicopter. The Antartian thinks for a moment and says, "That’s fine, I'll just learn how to pilot a helicopter." After some ground instructions the day of the solo comes and the Antartian is at the commands of the helicopter. He goes up 1000 feet with no problem, climbs to 2000 and the instructor asks “ Is everything o.k.” The Antartian responds; “yes everything is going well.” The instructor is very happy to have such a great student and decides to give him the last test, so he orders the Antartian to climb to 3500 feet, make a turn and land. The instructor goes out to see the landing when suddenly he sees the helicopter falling down. Luckily after all that the student pilot was alive, and the instructor asked him, “ what happened when everything was going so well? The pilot replied: "It was getting cold so I turned the outside fan off."
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

on my sister's way out of the driveway this morning, she found a dozen roses on the driveway post. she calls the house to tell us about them. my idiot brother brings them in. there's no card or anything. i figure they're either from Alf (my exboyfrend) or Beto (this guy me and becky are trying to hook up with my sister). i pick them up and smell them. they smell really good. actually, they smell like my ex-boyfrend's cologne. i txtd him when i got to work. he responds to it, then sends another one asking if he liked the flowers he left for me. i sed yes, then asked what time he left them. he tells me 10. at night. that's very sweet of him, but it was . . . idk. i just don't see him that way anymore, he knows it, but still tries.

I just finished the last volume in Death Note. i figured how things would turn out for light, but still, Ryuk is rong. that was cold, but he kept to his word. i think it would have turned out better if Near had ended keepin the note and use it himself. or someone else at least. if you know how it turns out, what do you think?


Jokes for Twoday

I know ya'll have heard this one before

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is this Father?”. The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is!”

While the boy and his dad were watching with amazement a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, then the numbers began to light up in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 yr old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son…

“Go get your mother!”

Mad men are given a test to check their mental state. The instructor draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.
They start rushing to the door but one remains sitting. The instructor goes to him and asks; “why didn’t you join the others?” He replies, "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

   My cousin's mom is my dad's sister, thus making her my aunt. ok now, my aunt is married to my uncle and he's got two brothers. one of those brothers is the daddy of Franco, the neighbor that went to the movies. franco and i don't claim each other as anything other than frends or neighbors.

now on the other hand, my 1st cousin has a kid my age (a few days younger than me). we claim each other as cousins because of how close our age is. so what does that make him? idk. all this kind of stuff is confuzzling o.O

sorry it's so short today. i'm being lazy

anyhoo, here's this:

joke of the day

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.
First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.
Second woman: I know.
First one: How?
Second one: My dog told me.
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Monday, November 12, 2007

   Soooo, how was everybody's weekend? i don't thinki did anything on saturday except go to my cuzin's little boy's birthday party. i went home, watched DN and Blood+, then went to sleep. Sunday we had a cookout at my uncle's house. around 6 pm i went home, took a shower, and went to the movies with my cousins and my neighbor (my cousin's cousin) and watched P2. it was pretty cool. this dude gets smashed into the wall by the psycho dude. it was awesome. now i just wish i'd had a guy i liked next to me so i could hide into his shoulder, but alas, that was not to be.

anyhoo, i don't have much else to say, so i'll let you enjoy your day!

Jokes for Twoday

A tourist in Vienna goes through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.
He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827."
Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony, and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward. Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar.
When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward.
Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation for the music.
"Don't you get it?" the caretaker says incredulously. "He's decomposing."

A young man just had his first customer, which turned out to be a BIG BURLY truck driver. The young man walked up to the table where the truck driver was sitting and asked; can I take your order sir? The truck driver replied, sure kid I want three flat tires and two headlights. The young man was very puzzled and said, I beg your pardon? The truck driver said again, look kid; I want three flat tires and two headlights. The young man was still puzzled, but replied; yes sir, whatever. The young man then took the request to his boss who was the head cook. He told him about the truck driver's order, and that he wanted three flat tires and two headlights, “I think he's in the wrong place.?The head cook said, I know what he wants, he wants three flap jacks and two eggs sunny side up; the truck driver is just trying to be smart, I know him. The cook said to the waiter here, take this bowl of beans, give it to him and say this. The truck driver said, Listen kid, I didn't order this, I said I wanted three flat tires and two headlights. The waiter replied, Well sir, the head cook said while you wait for your parts, you can gas up!
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Friday, November 9, 2007

like i sed yesterday, snickers are good for you. ask any girl, and they will say yes, snickers are good, especially around that time. i didn't say how they were good for you, they just are.

i made cupcakes for this month's birthday luncheon. technically, since my b-day is this month, i didn't have to bring anything. but the last two months i forgot, so i made cupcakes this time round. i burnt myself, tho. the oven mitts are kinda worn thin. i didn't realize that until i felt it thru the mitt. thankfully the blister on my left index finger has gone down. but at least the cupcakes are good! lol

yesterday, we had a "fitness day" thing. yeah, it was bs, but we made it up just to wear jeans. each of 6 teachers had a box full of 10 un-inflated balls. we (becky and me) borrowed an electric air thingy from the PE teacher. i went around to each teacher askin' "do you want your balls blown up?" one of them was laughin' and sed no thanx. not today. another one sed "what?" then she was like "oh! sure! i appreciate it" it was funny. do your balls need to be blown up?

i got this in an email yesterday. it's frickin' funny!

WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
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Thursday, November 8, 2007

yeah, yo! blue hair! i don't know if i wanna go thru with it again. but i probably will.

that raise we got? we won't get the catch-up check till we get paid in December. that sux yo! i wanted the money to help my sister with my neice's party that first week in Dec.

BTW, snickers are good for you, regardless of what nutritionists say.

yep. ok. i'm going to get lunch now so i'll c ya'll later!

Joke of the Day
A man rushed into a doctor's office, jumped on the doctor's back, and started screaming, "One! Two! Three! Four!" "Wait a minute!" yelled the doctor, trying to get free. “What do you think you're doing?" The man said, "Well doctor, they said I could count on you!"
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