Monday, October 22, 2007

   yep. stuffin' a trout into your pants definitely lets the world know how sane you are.
yes, LS is cool. it's just fun picking at'im. ^_^
all this talk about being sane is insane. o_O

watched death note on cartoon network. it pretty much follows the manga, so it was nothing pretty new. the only difference is that it's in color, and has sound. which is better than b&w. the guy who does light's voice also did Quatre in GW. Ryuk has the same voice actor as Zechs. that's all the one's i've caught on to so far.

My sister is doin better now. just sore. i'm the tired and cranky one. since she can't pick anything up that's heavy, me and my mom are stuck takin care of my niece. and since my room's closer, i'm the one stuck with her at night. i don't like the abuse i'm getting at night. saturday night, she had her arm across my face just so she could play with my right ear. and she didn't just place her arm on my face. she had to use force. can't wait till it's over.

cowboy bebop. that song that plays in the beginning of "TRFB pt I". anyone know wat it's called?

it's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring. i'm just glad i can't hear him.

Joke of the Day:
Jay went to a psychiatrist. “Doc, he said, “I’ve got trouble.
Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it.
I get under the bed; I think there’s somebody on top of it.
Top, under, under top. I’m going crazy!”
“Just put yourself in my hands for two years,” said the shrink.
“Come to me three times a week and I’ll cure you.”
“How much do you charge?”
“A hundred dollars per visit.”
“I’ll think about it.”
Jay never went back. Some time later he met the doctor on the street.
“Why didn’t you ever come to see me again? Asked the psychiatrist.
“For a hundred buck a visit? A bartender cured me for 10 dollars.”
“Is that so! How?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.”

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Friday, October 19, 2007

LS, if you're normal, what the hell does that make the rest of us?!? you are the leader of all weirdness, o Lord Sesshomaru. *bows*

anyhoo, it's friday! hooray! my sister had surgery today. she's having her gall bladder removed. :( but then she should feel better! :)

Death Note airs tomorrow! can't wait. the 4th volume at the library is overdue, so i can't read it yet. :(

ok, yeah, well. i don't have much else to say, so byes for now! Have a fabulously fantastic friday! :D


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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Once again it's thursday, a thrilling thursday, the day right before a fabulous friday, followed by a super saturday. yeah, i'm weird, but so are you. :P

I'm bored, and i don't feel like an actual post, so ya'll have a nice day!

BTW, this cracked me up earlier this morning:

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.
In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim.
Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!"
The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused.
Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you God, for the food I'm about to receive..."

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

you know, i'd almost forgotten about Death Note being aired on CN. Thanks, LS, for reminding me of that.

i wanna upgrade our satellite system so that we get a DVR. i could hook up the VCR, but it f- i mean messes up the tapes. so IDK. i don't even have $$ right now, and i won't for another couple months. the cell phone bill has been crazy these past few months. i added a txt messging pck, but they applied it to my sisters phone, and not mine. so my part of the bill these past two months is screwed up. my sister paid it off, so now i owe her the $$. it's almost $400 altogether. that's gonna take 3 months to pay off. oh well. once it gets straightened out, i hope to get my own plan and phone, cuz i'm tired of my sister's ranting.

anyhoo, here's this for today. hopefully, it'll liven up the mood. it took me a minute to understand this one, but it was funny after i got it.

A man lying on his deathbed called to him, his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor. "I am going to die tonight," and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to my three most trusted friends, you three of course, I am leaving 50,000 dollars in these envelopes. When I die you must come to my funeral and put the envelopes in my coffin with me." The man handed the three men identical envelopes.
A day later they each received news that, that night the old man had died . So each knew they must go to his funeral and fulfill his death wish.
Standing over the coffin one week later the pastor confessed, " I can't hide what I've done. I took 10,000 dollars from the envelope because the church needed to be painted."
Then as he did so the doctor also started to fidget then finally confessed “I took 30,000 dollars from my envelope because the hospital needed a new wing."
Ten the lawyer said plainly “You bunch of crooks! I wrote him a check for the full amount!"
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

I'll finish this post after lunch. Meanwhile, here's this:

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.” The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.” “Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.” She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?” “Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever. “My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.” She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?” The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...
“Liver alone. Cheese mine.”

alrite, yo! DQ nachos with a Dr. Pepper followed by a Subway choc.chip cookie. that's a good lunch.

i've been living in this town for a little over 6 yrs now. i'm still not used to the cold, and it's just a cold front! i got used to Houston, where i lived for the first 15 years of my life. All you need there is a sweater, maybe. oh well. i'll just have to layer up.

Death Note is really good! i just read the 2nd and 3rd volumes last night. i'm ready for the next one!

I. M. Board.

i can't think of anything else to say, so i'll let you get on with your lives now. Byes!
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Monday, October 15, 2007

M&M (manic monday)
wut is it about mondays?!? last monday the power was out when we got here because of a lightning storm. Today a huge tree fell over and knocked down the power. we had no electricity for almost an hour. that bites, yo. mondays are dangerous, and as such we should not need to go to work on dangerous days, i.e. mondays. Who's with me!?!

i fixed my post thingys after i got home. i don't even remember if it was friday night or saturday when i did that. the point is, it got done. git-r-dun

The kids at school can't dress up in halloween costumes, but they can dress up as their favorite storybook character on the 31st. and they're goin to the nursing home across the road (why did the kids dressed up in costumes cross the road)to trick or treat. go figure

LS, it's monday, the first posting day of the week. unless you have a reasonable reason for not posting, quit being lazy and post!

This seems to go with the place i work in:

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil.
“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.
“You did WHAT?! ?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”
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Friday, October 12, 2007

i can't read my comment thingy! every time it pops up it says "the page cannot be displayed". i can't even post a comment on other folks sites cuz the comment link ain't even there! that sux

it's friday! hooray! my truck had a flat tire this morning, so i took my parents to work and kept their truck. i'm not used to it, but i can manage. i'll finish this post later cuz i need to go pick up lunch now. ^_^
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Thursday, October 11, 2007

it's almost friday! but it's not friday, and that sux.

i figured out how to put books and stuff on hold at the library website yesterday! go me! *dances then stops* oh yeah, ur still here.

anyhoo, i'm not really anywhere much closer to finishing that drawing i sed i'd hoped to have done by the end of the week. i get easily distracted nowadays. i didn't used to do that. i guess i'm getting old.

here's a joke for ya'll. it's kinda long, but it's funny. Enjoy and have a good day!
Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts.
Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to fill their pockets and shirts.
When they could hold no more nuts, they started down the country road until they came across a cemetery. The boys decided that would be a good place to stop and rest and divide out the nuts.
The two boys sat in the shade of a large oak tree and unloaded their pockets and buckets by dumping all of the nuts in a large pile.
In the process, two of them rolled away and rested near the road. The boys then proceeded to divide out the nuts. "One for you. One for me. One for you. One for me."
As they were doing this, another boy was passing by and happened to hear them. He looked into the cemetery, but could not see the boys, because they were obscured by the tree. He hesitated a moment and then ran back to town.
"Father! Father!" he yelled as he entered his house. "The cemetery. Come quick!"
"What's the matter?" his father asked.
"No time to explain," the boy frantically panted. "Follow me!"
The boy and his father ran up the country road and stopped when they reached the cemetery. They stopped at the side of the road and all fell silent for a few moments. Then the father asked his son what was wrong.
"Do you hear that?" he whispered. Both people listened intently and heard the Scouts. "One for me. One for you. One for me. One for you..."
The boy then blurted out, "The devil and the Lord are dividing the souls!"
The father was skeptical but silent -- until a few moments later as the Scouts completed dividing out the nuts and one Scout said to the other, "Now, as soon as we get those two nuts down by the road, we'll have them all."


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Monday, October 8, 2007

that carjacking thing i told ya'll bout last friday? well, it happened at Whataburger, which is all the way across town. But that's not all. It happened at 1 am. we were on lockdown for something that had happened 8 hours earlier. Smart folk out there, let me tell ya.

well today when we got to work (i carpooled today with the teacher i work with), there was almost no working lights (definitely not in our room, tho some were trying to come on) and no a/c. So they moved the entire student body, and staff, to an evangelistic temple. From there we called parents to come get their kids, because the phones at the skool didn't work. Our whole class was gone by 9:30. but we still weren't allowed to leave, cuz they made it into a teacher workday. By 11 they had the power back on, and we were transported back to the skool. By that time, there were only like 20 kids left in the whole skool. We had started out with a little over 400.

Supposedly a lightning storm messed up the electrics here at da skool. That's their story, and they're sticking to it.

Hopefully by the end of the week, i'll have a new pic ready to post up. it's the first one i've drawn in over two years. it's not bad, considering how long it's been since i picked a up a pencil.

a few months ago, i was dared to put on a bra on over my shirt and walk around wal-mart. I got 5 bucks out of it, but i still would've done it anyways. there's a pic of me with it at www.myspace.com/thedragon_1985. click on pics, and it'll come up.

i kinda miss havin a boyfrend, but i don't want one that will call me 4 times a day with text messages in between, like my last one. i had already talked to him about it, but he still did it. that's why i broke up with him. we're still frends, but i just don't like that.

would u like to become an already existing character in an anime, or would you create your own, and who would it be in what show?

Well, TTYL!

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Friday, October 5, 2007

well yesterday was a pretty eventful day. at about 7:20 am, i was turning onto the road where the skool is. this cop whizzes by me and joins another herd consisting of about 4 or 5 other cop cars. In the middle of all this, there is a car with its doors and trunk open. The owner is leaning on the hood of a cop car, just watching.

At about 9:30ish, the principal called for the head custodian, then she made an announcement, saying all activities were to be done indoors. No one is to go outside. for anything. The custodian was lockin' all da doors. We were like "wut is goin on?" well, near the skool there was a car-jacking followed by a high speed chase. they wanted everyone inside in case the chase came our way, or if a shootout started.

Towards the end of the day, i saw a cop leavin the front office. Another aide said that a custody dispute had started in the parking lot, where teachers, other parents, and kids were watching. The cop brought them inside the building and away from the childrens' eyes.

Whew. That was yesterday. today we had a hamburger cookout. that's screaming "i can jack a kid without anyone knowing!" luckily, nothin of the sort has happened.

Thanx to you kind folk out there who sed my site didn't really need tha work. which is good, cuz once again i forgot my book. :-D

FYI, since i asked u ur fave color, it's only fair that i tell you mines. It's Prussian blue.

What would be the craziest thing u'd do and not get money out of it?
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